The Myriad Souls Banner coughed a few times, speaking in an old-fashioned, pompous tone.
"While those two pieces of trash are fighting, let's have a simple interview."
It was clearly just a banner, without a nose or eyes, yet hearing those words in that grating voice made Chen Yi want to punch it.
Seeing Chen Yi remain silent, the Myriad Souls Banner took that as the interview beginning.
"First, we need to change how you address me. None of this 'Myriad Souls Banner, Myriad Souls Banner' nonsense. When you're out in the world, show some respect—call me the Myriad Immortal Venerable.
"And don't say anything about following you. This isn't called acknowledging a master; it's called cooperation. Understand?
"Good. Now then, to deepen our mutual understanding, I have a few simple questions for you."
Chen Yi began gathering his fighting spirit.
"What cultivation are you at?"
"Just reached the Golden Body Realm."
"You're already Golden Body? At such a young age? You must have taken a Face-Fixing Pill too... Then, what kind of Root Bone do you have?"
"Low grade."
"Earth Grade? Tsk..."
"Low grade."
"Low grade? Good, good, good!"
Who knew what rotten schemes this thing was brewing in its belly.
It seemed to prefer him having poor talent and low cultivation.
Did it think people like that craved strength more and were easier to fool?
"One more question..."
His fighting spirit fully brewed, the Alien Father trait took effect!
Chen Yi could not be bothered to waste any more words on the Myriad Souls Banner. He yanked it straight out of the tomb.
"Pop~"
Like pulling out a carrot.
Chen Yi unleashed a barrage of heavy punches at the banner.
"Keep pretending! Pretend! What the hell are you putting on airs for?!
"Caught your attention? An interview? An