Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 1

Modifying One Word of the Narration, and He Sent Me Money!

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Heaven Dou Empire, Balak Kingdom, Suotuo City.

"Seriously, dude? Modifying narration, what kind of system is this?"

A handsome young man dressed in black, close-fitting attire looked at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle of melancholy and sighed softly.

A lot of people were gathered around him, mostly twelve or thirteen-year-old teenagers of similar age, accompanied by their parents.

Not far away was a wooden archway, with a somewhat dilapidated plaque hanging above it, with five simple characters engraved on it: Shrek Academy.

In front of these five characters was also carved a green head, which looked like a humanoid monster's head, a bit disgusting.

"To think that Shen He can sing, dance, RAP, play basketball, and excel in all four subjects; I was a hero who practiced for two and a half years, how did I transmigrate to this broken place."

Shen He had only transmigrated here for two and a half minutes, and the system had already arrived.

Moreover, it was the classic opening of parents sacrificing to heaven, boundless magic power.

The old Emperor Zhu could at least start with a bowl, but he didn't even have a bowl, at best he could pick up a stick by the roadside.

However, what he awakened was not a sign-in system or anything like that, but the so-called "Modify Narration" system, which immediately left him speechless.

Pain, so much pain!

[Host, you are such a bumpkin. This system possesses Rule System abilities, which are ten thousand eight thousand times stronger than those brainless sign-in counterparts?!] [Terrible host, you are really terrible.]

Shen He was slightly stunned. Crap, he was actually despised by his own system?

However, what the system said about "Rule System" instantly aroused his interest.

"System bro, do you mean that you can arbitrarily modify everything in this world?"

"For example, if I change 'Shen He is a person' to 'Shen He is a god', can you do that too?"

[The system's current level is LV1. The host can only modify five characters in the narration per day. And there are restrictions on the impact on reality, so it can't do such a thing.] [However, the higher the level of this system, the more the ability will be improved, such as modifying multiple characters in the narration at once, and it will also increase the impact on reality.]

"In other words, if I level you up to a high level, I can summon a hundred or eighty Sakura Country teachers to play games with me?" Shen He said without thinking.

System: ???

Is this person a bit mentally ill? Is it still too late for me to change a host?

After holding back for a long time, the system finally gave Shen He a response.

[That's right.]

"Then how do I level you up?" Shen He's eyes lit up, and he immediately asked impatiently.

[After the host modifies the narration, the greater the change to the original plot line, the more experience the system gains for leveling up.] [The system will automatically level up after the experience bar is full, and unlock more powerful functions.]

Shen He nodded lightly when he heard this and fell into thought.

"Third Brother, can this even be called an academy? This place is too broken, right?"

"I don't know what Grandmaster is thinking. Several intermediate Soul Master Academies have offered to unconditionally recruit us, but he insists on letting you come to take the exam at this broken academy that doesn't even have a level."

"He's so mean, unlike me, I only feel sorry for giegie."

Such a tea-like statement immediately attracted Shen He's attention.

He turned his head and looked over. Not far away, a young man and a girl were walking towards the entrance of Shrek Academy.

The boy was about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a light blue close-fitting suit with a belt inlaid with twenty-four jade stones around his waist.

This person had an ordinary appearance but gave people a gloomy, scheming boy feeling, with purple light flashing in his eyes.

The girl beside him had black hair combed into a neat scorpion braid that hung past her calves.

Her curved eyebrows were naturally shaped, and a pair of watery eyes were matched with a slightly round, pink face. Her slender, small waist was an absolute masterpiece.

"Tang San and Xiao Wu?" Shen He stroked his chin. "That's right, they seem to be coming to Shrek Academy to register at this time as well."

"Xiao Wu, you're not allowed to talk about Teacher like that. If you say that again, I'll get angry."

As he spoke, Tang San gently patted Xiao Wu's upturned butt.

Xiao Wu blushed and whispered in Tang San's ear, "The other side too."

Shen He: ???

Is there still justice? Is there still law?

This is on the street! What you're doing is absolutely detrimental to social morals!

Oh right, one of these two is a Soul Beast, and the other is a hybrid, so human morality doesn't exist for them.

Never mind then.

"System bro said that the greater the change to the original plot, the more experience points I get." Shen He stroked his chin and thought.

"That means, if I can keep tricking Tang San, the protagonist, I can constantly gain a lot of experience points?"

"Perfect! I'm such a genius!"

A tattered table sat at the entrance of Shrek Academy, behind which sat a weathered old man.

The old man also wore a Shrek head badge on his chest, the school badge of Shrek Academy.

Shen He didn't arrive too early; there were already dozens of people applying before him and Tang San.

The old man tested the applicants one by one, but found that none of them met the requirements, and he immediately looked impatient.

"To apply to our Shrek Academy, you must first understand the admission standards, otherwise you're just wasting your registration fee."

"As everyone knows, Shrek is the name of a monster, and it is also a very strange existence among Soul Beasts. The name Shrek Academy means that it only accepts monsters."

"Our admission standards are that the age must not exceed thirteen years, and the Soul Power must reach level twenty-one or above. If you don't meet this standard, there's no need to waste time here."

"The registration fee is ten Gold Soul Coins, non-refundable. Come over if you still want to register."

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man, who looked like an ordinary farmer, suddenly burst out with a powerful Soul Power fluctuation.

A long staff with countless fine lines appeared in his right hand, with one white, one yellow, three purple, and one black, six Soul Rings coiling upwards, gently pulsating.

"A Soul Emperor, this teacher is actually a Soul Emperor powerhouse!"

"I heard that there are not many Soul Emperor-level powerhouses in the entire Balak Kingdom!"

"I heard that if a Soul Emperor powerhouse is willing to join the two great empires, they can obtain at least the title of Earl."

Everyone started talking at this scene. Tang San and Xiao Wu also put away their contemptuous attitude, with admiration and respect on their faces.

Shen He rummaged through all the pockets on his body and found a total of two Silver Soul Coins and five Bronze Soul Coins.

"System Bro, I want to sign up, but I don't have any money. Can you lend me some first?"

The system didn't speak, apparently too lazy to pay attention to him.

But in Shen He's vision, a paragraph of golden text suddenly appeared as narration.

[Li Yusong explained the admission requirements of Shrek Academy. Each student who wants to participate in the entrance test must pay a registration fee of ten Gold Soul Coins, which will never be refunded.]

Shen He looked at this line of narration, and a flash of inspiration appeared in his mind, changing "pay" to "receive."

Li Yusong retracted his Dragon Pattern Staff, and the Soul Power fluctuations around him also dissipated.

"Students and parents, come here to register."

"Every student who registers can receive ten Gold Soul Coins from me."

Tang San and Xiao Wu: ???

Dai Mubai beside Li Yusong: !!!

The registering students and parents: ???!!!

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