Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 27

Titan Giant Ape: Humans are Too Unethical!

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# Chapter 27 Titan Giant Ape: Humans are so Unethical!

Seeing Xiao Wu about to fall into the Titan Giant Ape's grasp, Tang San's eyes instantly turned red.

This damned Titan Giant Ape has a death wish!

Tang San didn't wait for his body to stabilize on the ground before kicking off the ground fiercely. His entire person shot up, and then, using a large tree beside him, he leaped away. Immediately afterward, his hands flashed across his waist like lightning.

The Dragon Whisker Needles were hidden in Tang San's hands using the Mysterious Jade Hand.

[Tang San flung the Dragon Whisker Needles towards the Titan Giant Ape's eyes.]

Shen He's mind flickered, and the word "eyes" instantly changed to "butthole"!

More than ten Dragon Whisker Needles were flung out by Tang San, heading straight for the Titan Giant Ape's lower body.

The butthole, regardless of the creature, is one of the vital points.

The Titan Giant Ape originally wanted to snatch Xiao Wu and leave, but who knew that Tang San would be so despicable and shameless, attacking with such insidious moves.

The Titan Giant Ape only felt a tightening in its butthole as the sharp ends of the Dragon Whisker Needles pierced into it. Subsequently, the Dragon Whisker Needles, devoid of Soul Power injection, began to curl up, causing the Titan Giant Ape's face to twist like the Dragon Whisker Needles themselves.

Wcnmd, you~ are so~ unethical~ (electronic sound)!

How can I even play anymore! Tang San, that son of a bitch, must die!

With its weak spot treated like this by Tang San, the Titan Giant Ape's already low IQ completely threw its original plan into oblivion.

The Titan Giant Ape let out a roar!

A black wave of air blew Tang San, who was fully releasing Hidden Weapons, and his other Hidden Weapons away, sending them crashing heavily into a large tree in the distance.

But this was far from enough to match the Titan Giant Ape's own anger; it wasn't enough!

"No."

Xiao Wu cried out in alarm as she watched Tang San being blown away.

But the Titan Giant Ape, already enraged, had no intention of stopping. It touched its injured butthole. As an environmental protector, it vowed to make Tang San, who bullied the flowers and plants, pay the price!

"Tang San, you idiot! Why provoke it when it was about to leave!"

The others were originally rejoicing that they could survive with minor injuries under the Titan Giant Ape, but Tang San's brainless actions caused Ning Rongrong to burst out in scolding.

Attacking was one thing, but he actually attacked the Titan Giant Ape's private parts. Wouldn't that lead to him being ground to ashes?

Hearing Ning Rongrong's words, the others' faces twitched. If it were them, they would be dead for sure.

Fortunately, the Titan Giant Ape's hatred was all focused on Tang San, and it had no interest in the other small fries.

The Titan Giant Ape casually grabbed a boulder in its hand, looking like it was going to throw it to kill Tang San.

Just then, Great Master Yu, who had been paddling and slacking off on the sidelines, couldn't sit still when he saw his disciple in trouble. This big shot couldn't be allowed to have an accident!

If something happened, who knew how Tang San's father would treat him? Recalling the experience of his and Flender's butts being touched in the small forest that night, Great Master Yu had a flash of inspiration and quickly took out two white radishes, handing one to himself and one to Luoshanpao.

Then, without hesitation, he put the white radish in his mouth and began to chew.

After the man and pig finished eating, Great Master Yu raised his hand, and the first Hundred Year Soul Ring on his body flew out and landed on Luoshanpao.

"Farting like thunder, earth-shattering Luoshanpao."

Luoshanpao roared softly, and a hurricane-like sound of inhaling air resounded.

Its already fat belly expanded at an alarming rate, looking like a gradually enlarging ball.

Then, Luoshanpao's clear blue eyes lit up, and its round body suddenly bounced up. A thunderous roar instantly erupted in the air.

Along with that roar, a yellow ball of light was suddenly released.

He truly deserved to be called Great Master, so arrogant just after breaking through to Soul Elder, actually daring to attack the Titan Giant Ape.

[Yu Xiaogang had Luoshanpao use its first Soul Skill, attempting to scare away the Titan Giant Ape.]

It's about time to end this farce.

Let me help you!

Shen He's mind flickered, and the word "attempting" was instantly deleted!

The yellow ball of light was extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, it flew in front of the Titan Giant Ape. The Titan Giant Ape didn't even have time to react before being hit by Luoshanpao's stinky fart ball.

"Pfft--"

A cloud of smoke with an indescribable smell spread out.

The Titan Giant Ape was immediately stunned. It obviously hadn't expected Great Master Yu to have such a peculiar attack method.

But while it was stinky, it could only disgust the Titan Giant Ape. It was far from enough to make the Titan Giant Ape abandon its hatred for Tang San and flee.

"Luoshanpao! What's wrong?"

After releasing the Soul Skill, Great Master Yu noticed that his first Soul Ring was still on Luoshanpao's body, which he found a bit puzzling. Then, the rumbling sounds coming from his and Luoshanpao's stomachs made his face change.

Crap, we ate something bad!

This feeling!

I'm afraid we're in trouble.

Just as Great Master Yu finished speaking, Luoshanpao's first Soul Ring lost control and began to flicker rapidly.

Along with the flickering, Luoshanpao quickly returned to Great Master Yu's body. By chance, Great Master Yu successfully completed the first Martial Soul Avatar of his life. Great Master Yu's body took on the characteristics of Luoshanpao, becoming fat with a plump rear.

But it didn't end there, because Great Master Yu's first Soul Skill was out of control.

Originally, the Soul Skill placed on Luoshanpao was farting, so after Martial Soul Avatar, the user naturally launched the attack.

And if Luoshanpao was hurt, Great Master Yu would also be affected. What would happen if Great Master Yu and Luoshanpao both had diarrhea at the same time?

The answer was a double outbreak.

Under the uncontrolled, high-frequency flickering of the first Soul Ring, Great Master Yu uncontrollably launched his Soul Skill repeatedly.

With the double diarrhea situation, the power of this Soul Skill was stronger than a mop dipped in feces!

That aura even made the Titan Giant Ape feel fear.

The Titan Giant Ape, who originally had murderous intent, regained its senses and turned around, taking Xiao Wu and fleeing away from Great Master Yu, fearing that it would continue to be attacked by this low-damage, extremely disgusting attack.

Thus, a very proud achievement was added to Great Master Yu's resume.

One man, one fart, directly scared away a hundred thousand year Titan Giant Ape!

"Damn human, your farts are stinkier than the farts of a skunk with a hundred thousand years of cultivation!" the Titan Giant Ape roared.

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