Xiao Wu was about to fall into the Titan Giant Ape's grasp when Tang San's eyes instantly reddened.
This damned Titan Giant Ape had a death wish!
Tang San did not wait for his body to land and stabilize. He kicked the ground hard, shooting straight into the air. Then, using a nearby tree, he leaped away, his hands flashing to his waist.
Tang San concealed the Dragon Whisker Needles in his hands with the Mysterious Jade Hand.
[Tang San flung the Dragon Whisker Needles toward the Titan Giant Ape's eyes.]
With a thought from Shen He, the words "eyes" directly became "chrysanthemum"!
More than ten Dragon Whisker Needles were flung by Tang San, shooting straight toward the Titan Giant Ape's lower region.
The chrysanthemum was a vital weakness for every living creature.
The Titan Giant Ape had originally planned to snatch Xiao Wu and leave, but who could have known that this brat Tang San would be so shameless and despicable, attacking with such a sinister move?
The Titan Giant Ape felt its chrysanthemum tighten. The sharp tips of the Dragon Whisker Needles pierced into it, and then, without Soul Power flowing through them, the needles began to coil. The Titan Giant Ape's face twisted just like the Dragon Whisker Needles.
WCNM, you—have—no—honor—! (electronic voice)!
What the hell was this? That bastard Tang San had to die!
Tang San had attacked its weak point so viciously that the Titan Giant Ape's already limited intelligence immediately tossed its original plan somewhere unknown.
The Titan Giant Ape let out an enraged roar!
A black shockwave sent Tang San, who was exerting himself to release his Hidden Weapons, and the rest of his Hidden Weapons flying into the distance. He crashed heavily into a tree.
But this was nowhere near enough to match the Titan Giant Ape's fury. It still wasn't enough!
"Don't."
Xiao Wu cried out when she saw Tang San blown away.
But the Titan Giant Ape, already completely enraged, had no intention of stopping. It rubbed its wounded chrysanthemum. As an environmental protector, it swore to make Tang San, who had bullied the flowers and plants, pay the price!
"Tang San, you idiot! They were already leaving, so why did you provoke it?"
The others had been celebrating their narrow escape with only minor injuries at the hands of the Titan Giant Ape, but Tang San's brainless actions made Ning Rongrong unable to hold back her curses.
Attacking it was one thing, but he had actually attacked the Titan Giant Ape's private parts. Wouldn't it grind him to dust?
Hearing Ning Rongrong, the others' faces twitched as well. If they had been in Tang San's place, they would have been doomed.
Fortunately, all the Titan Giant Ape's hatred was focused on Tang San. It had no interest whatsoever in the other little weaklings.
The Titan Giant Ape casually reached out and grabbed a boulder. From the look of things, it intended to throw the boulder and kill Tang San.
Just then, Great Master Yu, who had been slacking off nearby all this time, saw that his disciple was in danger and could no longer sit still. This big brother absolutely couldn't have anything happen to him!
If something happened, who knew what Tang San's father would do to him? Recalling how his and Flender's buttocks had been touched in the woods that night, Great Master Yu came up with a desperate idea. He quickly took out two white radishes and handed one each to himself and Luo Sanpao.
Then, without hesitation, he put the white radish into his mouth and began chewing.
After the man and pig finished eating, Great Master Yu raised his hand and waved. His First Soul Ring flew out and wrapped around Luo Sanpao.
"Fart like thunder, shake the heavens and split the earth—Luo Sanpao."
Luo Sanpao let out a low growl, followed by a sound like a hurricane sucking in air.
Its already plump belly expanded at an astonishing speed, looking like a ball gradually growing larger.
Then Luo Sanpao's clear blue eyes lit up. Its round body suddenly sprang into the air, and a thunderous boom erupted overhead.
Along with the boom, a yellow ball of light was suddenly released.
He truly was the Great Master. Having only broken through to Soul Elder, he was already this arrogant, actually daring to attack the Titan Giant Ape.
[Yu Xiaogang had Luo Sanpao use his First Soul Skill, attempting to fumigate the Titan Giant Ape into fleeing.]
It was about time to bring this farce to an end.
Let me help you!
With a thought from Shen He, the words "attempting to" were directly deleted!
The yellow ball of light moved incredibly fast, reaching the Titan Giant Ape in the blink of an eye. Before it could even react, it was struck by Luo Sanpao's foul-smelling ball of light.
"Pfft—"
A cloud of smoke filled the air, carrying an indescribable stench.
The Titan Giant Ape froze. Clearly, it had not expected Great Master Yu to possess such a peculiar method of attack.
But foul as it was, this could only disgust the Titan Giant Ape. It was still far from making it abandon its hatred for Tang San and flee.
"Sanpao! What's wrong?"
After releasing his Soul Skill, Great Master Yu noticed that his First Soul Ring was still on Luo Sanpao and felt somewhat confused. Then the rumbling sounds coming from his and Luo Sanpao's stomachs made his expression change.
Oh no, we ate something bad!
This feeling...
We might be in trouble.
Just after Great Master Yu finished speaking, the First Soul Ring on Luo Sanpao lost control and began flashing at high frequency.
As it flashed, Luo Sanpao rapidly returned to Great Master Yu's body. By a stroke of luck, Great Master Yu successfully completed the first Martial Soul Possession of his life. Luo Sanpao's features appeared on his body: his body became plump, and his buttocks grew fat as well.
But it still wasn't over, because Great Master Yu's First Soul Skill had gone out of control.
The Soul Skill originally placed on Luo Sanpao was farting, so after Martial Soul Possession, the user naturally became the one launching the attack.
And when Luo Sanpao suffered damage, Great Master Yu would be affected as well. What would happen when Great Master Yu and Luo Sanpao both had upset stomachs?
The answer was a double eruption.
As the uncontrolled First Soul Ring flashed and activated at high frequency, Great Master Yu involuntarily activated his Soul Skill again and again.
With their two upset stomachs combined, the power of this Soul Skill was even stronger than a mop dipped in shit!
That force was enough to make even the Titan Giant Ape feel fear.
The Titan Giant Ape, which had originally intended to kill, regained its senses. It turned around and sprinted away with Xiao Wu, fleeing in the direction farthest from Great Master Yu, terrified of being struck by that attack again—an attack with little damage but an astonishing ability to disgust.
Thus, Great Master Yu's record gained an especially glorious achievement.
One man and one fart had directly scared away a hundred-thousand-year Titan Giant Ape!
"Damn humans! Your farts stink even more than those of a skunk with a hundred thousand years of cultivation!" the Titan Giant Ape roared.
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