Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 34

Tang San's External Soul Bone, Eight Chysanthemum Spear!

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Tang San's External Soul Bone, Eight Chysanthemum Spear!

If Shen He really came from some great clan, offending him would definitely cause no end of trouble in the future.

Before Dragon Duke Meng Shu could finish thinking it over, Shen He had already released his newly acquired third soul skill, Evil God Transformation. At the same time, Battle Saint Law surged into motion. Combined with the various phenomena naturally accompanying his Sacred Body Martial Soul, the multiple boosts caused his aura to far surpass that of the Peerless Dragon Snake.

When Dragon Duke Meng Shu sensed Shen He's explosive rise in strength—even detecting a hint of danger from him—he finally understood that what his wife had said earlier was no exaggeration.

But that wasn't the end of it. When Shen He rose into the air and truly began flying by flapping his Evil God Wings, Dragon Duke Meng Shu finally felt how troublesome the situation was.

To be able to fly freely at this level, while possessing such combat strength, meant that keeping him here was practically impossible. If he offended the power behind Shen He, the consequences would certainly be severe. Yet simply backing down would leave him unable to save face.

Caught in this awkward position, Dragon Duke Meng Shu began regretting how aggressive his earlier words had been.

You have this kind of strength, so why didn't you say so earlier? Is it still too late to admit defeat? Can't you give me an opening? Are we really going to end things like this? Isn't this just screwing me over?

Although Dragon Duke Meng Shu still wore a cold expression, he had already begun losing his nerve. He started thinking about how to resolve this disastrous situation.

I admit I was speaking a little too loudly just now. How about we restore things to how they were and start over? This time, I promise I won't act recklessly!

"Ah—"

Just as Dragon Duke Meng Shu was pondering how to resolve the situation, Tang San, who was absorbing his soul ring nearby, let out a scream.

Tang San, sitting cross-legged, suddenly convulsed violently. His entire upper body arched upward, and the sight was horrifying.

[Tang San absorbed the Man Faced Demon Spider's soul ring and obtained the External Soul Bone, Eight Chysanthemum Spear.]

Seeing the commotion on Tang San's side, Shen He knew that Tang San had endured it. With a thought, the character "spider" directly changed into "chrysanthemum"!

The Eight Spider Lance became the Eight Chysanthemum Spear. This was the surprise Shen He had prepared for Tang San.

Under the system's influence, in place of the eight spider legs that should have grown from Tang San's back were eight chrysanthemum-like indentations.

After hearing Tang San's scream, everyone turned to look at him.

Great Master Yu truly lived up to his reputation for extensive knowledge. At a glance, he recognized the cause of the tremendous change taking place in Tang San's body.

"Is this the External Soul Bone, something extremely rare in the soul master world and even rarer than a soul bone?"

After hearing Great Master Yu's words, Dragon Duke Meng Shu's originally cold tone turned into baffled confusion when he saw the scene.

He simply couldn't imagine that something so disgusting could be an extremely rare External Soul Bone.

"Luckily, he killed the Man Faced Demon Spider first. If I had absorbed that soul ring, I would never be able to show my face again!"

Meng Yiran looked at Tang San and suddenly felt immensely fortunate that she hadn't absorbed that soul ring. Otherwise, she would have been the one disgraced now.

Although the External Soul Bone sounded very precious, she would never want something so disgusting in her entire life.

"Old man, leave this thing to that boy whose Martial Soul is a pig. The Peerless Dragon Snake can't afford to lose face like this either. I don't want my darling granddaughter turning into something that disgusting."

After seeing Tang San's appearance, Snake Grandma Chao Tianxiang immediately abandoned the thought of continuing the argument. At that moment, her heart was filled only with relief.

She had never expected the Man Faced Demon Spider to possess an External Soul Bone, but looking at its appearance, it left no one with any desire to seize it.

It was too disgusting. Truly, far too disgusting.

If my granddaughter turned into that, how could she ever get married?

"Hmph! He brought it upon himself."

Seeing that his wife and granddaughter both intended to let the matter go, Dragon Duke Meng Shu secretly breathed a sigh of relief and snorted.

"Are we still continuing? Maintaining this state is quite tiring."

Seeing that the Peerless Dragon Snake intended to retreat after witnessing Tang San's worldview-shattering transformation, Shen He flew down from the sky and asked deliberately.

"What fight? They're the Peerless Dragon Snake! How could our esteemed seniors possibly make things difficult for us?"

Seeing that Dragon Duke Meng Shu intended to stop, Zhao Wuji immediately smiled obsequiously.

"Two esteemed seniors, look at my disciple's condition. He can be considered to have taken the disaster meant for your granddaughter. Why don't you let this matter end here?"

"If you really want compensation, then we can only give Tang San to your granddaughter."

Seeing Zhao Wuji speak that way, Shen He could only pretend to be helpless and play along.

"I don't want him!"

Unexpectedly, before the Peerless Dragon Snake could say anything, Meng Yiran vehemently objected.

"Grandpa, Grandma, let's leave quickly! That perverted Tang San disgusts me just by looking at him! With this time, we'd be better off searching for another soul beast."

After saying that, Meng Yiran secretly glanced at Shen He, her face reddening slightly.

"That Tang San isn't even good-looking, his Martial Soul is a pig, and this legendary External Soul Bone is so disgusting and lewd. I don't want him!"

"All right, all right! We'll listen to Yiran."

Hearing their granddaughter speak coquettishly, the husband and wife of the Peerless Dragon Snake both nodded in agreement.

"I, Dragon Duke Meng Shu, have roamed the soul master world for so many years. I'm not an unreasonable man. You stole my granddaughter's soul ring twice, one after another. I'll let the first time go, but as for the second, although that situation occurred, we can't simply let the matter go. I'll remember this debt for now. If we meet again in the future, I certainly won't settle it so easily!"

As Dragon Duke Meng Shu spoke, he glared fiercely at Shen He. Shen He did not back down in the slightest and glared straight back.

"I'll be waiting anytime!"

Seeing that her grandfather and Shen He looked ready to start fighting again, Meng Yiran glanced at Shen He awkwardly before quickly looking away. She tugged at her grandfather's sleeve, signaling him to leave at once.

Seeing her granddaughter's expression, Chao Tianxiang also took Meng Shu's hand.

"Enough, old man. Don't make it sound so serious. Finding Yiran a suitable third soul ring is more important for now. We can discuss the other matters later. Once we return, we'll investigate this Shen He and this Shrek Academy."

And so, the two sides reluctantly ended their battle and made peace. Yet anyone with eyes could tell that this fight had never been capable of happening in the first place.

Thus, this was a world where only Tang San was socially annihilated.

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