[ Bibi Dong used her Soul Power to switch her teacup with Yu Xiaogang's. ]
After discovering that this woman was suspicious, Shen He immediately activated the Narration System. Only after reading the narration did he realize that this mysterious masked woman was actually Spirit Hall's Pope, Bibi Dong!
After learning the woman's true identity, Shen He also understood why she wanted to recruit him. She had most likely discovered his martial soul's immense potential and wanted to obtain the method for making his third soul ring surpass the normal limit and reach ten thousand years.
To be honest, Spirit Hall was not bad. Any ordinary soul master would be desperate to get in. If Shen He did not have the system, he would have joined Spirit Hall as well.
But Shen He had a system. Wasn't leeching off Tang San's experience and growing stronger better than going to Spirit Hall? Even if Spirit Hall offered him the position of pope, Shen He still would not do it.
Besides, Bibi Dong was hopelessly love-struck. She could not even see through a piece of trash like Great Master Yu. She had just secretly drunk the tea Great Master Yu had left behind right in front of him. Who did she think she was fooling? Did she really think no one had seen her?
After all these years, she had a child and had even become pope, yet she still had not seen through Great Master Yu's true nature? Or was the memory of that youthful first love really that powerful?
Shen He was practically speechless. Love-struck fools really were hopeless!
"Great Master Yu, I don't think this has anything to do with you, does it? Aren't we discussing my situation right now?"
Seeing Shen He say this, Bibi Dong was somewhat displeased. After all these years, she had finally managed to see Great Master Yu again and exchange a few words with him. What was wrong with that?
"Ahem, Dean Shen He, you've kept dragging your feet without giving me an answer. Can't I continue recruiting someone else?"
The implication behind Bibi Dong's words was extremely clear: Hurry up and say something and give me an answer. Otherwise, stop interrupting me while I talk to my ex! Even if you agree, don't get in the way of my conversation with Great Master Yu!
Shen He was speechless when he heard Bibi Dong speak like that. Hadn't she just secretly drunk the tea Great Master Yu had left behind? Didn't she know that he slept with pigs and ate pig manure? How disgusting could she be?
"I've already made up my mind. Even if Spirit Hall's pope personally came to recruit me and offered to make me the next pope, I still wouldn't submit to anyone else or become someone else's watchdog!"
Shen He's righteous declaration and refusal to lower himself by joining another faction were clearly implying that Great Master Yu was greedy for money, eager to cling to powerful people, and willing to become a rich woman's dog.
"Dean Shen He, how can you put it that way? Joining another faction is a matter of mutual consent. How can you describe it as something so degrading?"
Great Master Yu was afraid that this mysterious rich woman would get angry, so he hurriedly spoke up. After all, living in Shrek Academy's pigsty was truly difficult, and a rich woman could effectively improve his living conditions.
"Great Master Yu, may I ask what your identity is, and from what position are you speaking to me?"
Seeing how Great Master Yu refused to take a hint, completely disregarded him, and kept fawning over the rich woman, Shen He felt like laughing.
"Who am I?"
With a rich woman standing in front of him, Great Master Yu naturally showed no fear. He continued his deception with absolute confidence.
Besides, deception was practically engraved in his blood. It had already reached the level of instinct.
"I am—"
Unfortunately, Shen He could no longer hold back. Bibi Dong's love-struck behavior had already disgusted him, and now even Great Master Yu dared to jump in his face and show off. Shen He immediately moved his mind and began modifying the narration.
He would make Great Master Yu lose all face and make this love-struck Bibi Dong properly recognize her first love and former boyfriend, Yu Xiaogang!
[Great Master Yu introduced himself, declaring that he was the number-one theoretical grandmaster in the soul master world.]
Under Shen He's modification, the words "theoretical" immediately became "farting."
The boastful words Great Master Yu had originally been about to say were completely changed.
"I am the number-one farting grandmaster in the soul master world!"
His extremely proud expression, combined with those utterly ridiculous words, thoroughly shocked Bibi Dong. Even Tang San wore an expression that seemed to say, It's over. Teacher's acting up again.
To prove his authority, Great Master Yu even let out several consecutive stinking farts in front of them.
"Pfft, pfft."
A string of stinking farts was released inside the cramped private room. Their power was astonishing, and even Bibi Dong, who was wearing a veil, could smell the foul stench.
Great Master Yu's lofty image in Bibi Dong's heart instantly collapsed. The filter of her first love shattered so completely that even his own mother would not have recognized him.
To perform such a vulgar act with such confidence... Is this really the Great Master Yu in my heart?
For a moment, Bibi Dong could not accept such a drastic change in Great Master Yu.
"No one in the soul master world can match me when it comes to farting! To research better farts and produce even stinkier ones, I even sleep in a pigsty! Who works harder than me?"
"To conduct better research, I even accepted a disciple whose martial soul is a pig! If someone like me doesn't succeed, who deserves to? Applause, please!"
Seeing the Narration System work its magic, Shen He immediately sealed his sense of smell and enthusiastically applauded Great Master Yu.
Tang San grew anxious when he saw how a perfectly good topic had suddenly gone off track.
Wait, weren't we supposed to find me a faction to cultivate with? How did things turn out like this? How am I supposed to cling to a rich woman's leg now?
"Ahem, Madam Wang Dong'er, my teacher's mind has been a little muddled ever since his last breakthrough. Please don't take it to heart. He'll be fine after a while!"
The blow to Bibi Dong could be described as devastating. At that moment, she wished she could rinse her mouth with clean water hundreds of times, then get as far away from Great Master Yu as possible and never see him again.
At that moment, however, Great Master Yu's farts only became more frequent and more foul. The stench smoked out the entire room, visibly polluting the air.
Bibi Dong could no longer endure the disgusting atmosphere. She hurriedly left the teahouse after tossing out a single sentence.
"I'm sorry. I suddenly remembered that I still have something important to take care of. I'll be leaving first."
As the instigator, how could Shen He not know that Bibi Dong was rushing off to find somewhere to rinse her mouth and get some fresh air? He did not even want to stay there any longer himself.
Shen He did not pay the teahouse either. He flew out of that unlucky place as fast as he could. As for Tang San and Great Master Yu, who cared about them?
Whether they washed dishes to pay off the debt had nothing to do with him.
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