Chapter 40: Great Master Yu Scares Away Bibi Dong!
[Bibi Dong uses her Soul Power to switch her teacup with Yu Xiaogang's]
After realizing there was something off about this woman, Shen He immediately used the Narration System and, upon reading the narration, discovered that this masked, mysterious woman was actually Bibi Dong, the Pope of the Martial Soul Hall!
Knowing the woman's true identity, Shen He also understood why she wanted to recruit him. Most likely, she had discovered the powerful potential of his Martial Soul and wanted to obtain the method from him to make his third Soul Ring surpass the normal age limit and reach ten thousand years.
To be honest, the Martial Soul Hall wasn't bad. Any ordinary Soul Master would break their head trying to get in. If Shen He didn't have the system, he would have gone to the Martial Soul Hall.
But Shen He was a man with a system. Wouldn't it be better to farm experience from Tang San than to go to the Martial Soul Hall? Shen He wouldn't even do it for the title of Pope of the Martial Soul Hall.
Moreover, Bibi Dong was purely love-struck, unable to see through even a piece of trash like Great Master Yu. She even secretly drank the tea Great Master Yu had left over right in front of him. It was unbelievable. Did she really think no one saw?
After so many years, even with a child and having become Pope, she still couldn't see through Yu Xiaogang's true nature? Or was the memory of her youthful sweetheart that strong?
Shen He was almost speechless. Being love-struck was truly deadly!
"Great Master Yu, I don't think this has anything to do with you, does it? Aren't we discussing my issue right now?"
Seeing Shen He say this, Bibi Dong was a little dissatisfied. After so many years, she finally had the chance to see Great Master Yu again and chat with him for a bit. What was wrong with that?
"Ahem, Dean Shen He, you've been dragging your feet and not giving me a response. Am I not allowed to continue recruiting others?"
Bibi Dong's implication was very clear: if you don't hurry up and make a sound, don't bother me while I chat with my ex! Even if you agree, you can't stop me from chatting with Yu Xiaogang!
Hearing Bibi Dong speak like this, Shen He was speechless. She had just secretly drunk the tea Yu Xiaogang had left over, right? Didn't she know he slept with pigs and ate pig feces? It was truly disgusting.
"I've thought it through. Even if the Pope of the Martial Soul Hall personally comes to recruit me, and even if she makes me the next Pope, I will not join another's sect and become someone else's watchdog!"
Shen He's righteous words and his unyielding spirit of not joining another's forces were all indirectly saying that Great Master Yu was greedy for money and wanted to latch onto a rich woman, becoming a dog for her.
"Dean Shen, how can you say that? Joining another force is a matter of mutual consent, why make it sound so lowly?"
Great Master Yu was afraid that the mysterious rich woman would get angry, so he quickly said this. After all, living in the pigsty of Shrek Academy was really difficult for him, and a rich woman could effectively improve his living conditions.
"Great Master Yu, may I ask what your identity is and from what perspective you are speaking to me?"
Seeing Yu Xiaogang being so insensible and not taking him seriously, but instead sucking up to the rich woman, Shen He couldn't help but laugh.
"Who am I?"
With a rich woman in front of him, Yu Xiaogang naturally didn't show any timidity and continued to deceive with great confidence.
Moreover, the act of deceiving was completely engraved in his bloodline, almost at the level of instinct.
"I am..."
But unfortunately, Shen He couldn't hold back anymore. He was already disgusted by Bibi Dong's love-struck nature, and now even Yu Xiaogang dared to jump in his face and output. Without hesitation, Shen He moved his mind and began to modify the narration.
He wanted to make Yu Xiaogang lose face and let Bibi Dong, this love-struck woman, properly recognize her first love, ex-boyfriend Yu Xiaogang!
[Great Master Yu introduced himself, saying that he was the number one theoretical master in the Soul Master world]
The word "theoretical" was immediately changed to "bullshit" by Shen He's modification.
The boasting words that Yu Xiaogang was about to say were also completely different.
"I am the number one bullshit master in the Soul Master world!"
That very proud look coupled with completely unimpressive words really shocked Bibi Dong. Even Tang San looked like he was done for, as if his teacher was having another episode.
To prove his authority, Yu Xiaogang even let out a series of stinky farts in front of everyone.
"Pfft pfft."
A series of stinky farts were released in this small box, and the power was amazing. Even Bibi Dong, who was wearing a veil, could smell the stench.
The majestic image of Yu Xiaogang in Bibi Dong's heart collapsed in an instant, and the filter of first love shattered so much that even her own mother wouldn't recognize it.
So confidently doing such crude things, is this still the Great Master Yu in my heart?
Bibi Dong couldn't accept such a big change in Yu Xiaogang for a while.
"No one in the Soul Master world can compare to me in farting! To study better farts and release stinkier farts, I even sleep in a pigsty! Who is more hardworking than me? Listen for the applause!"
Seeing the Narration System unleash its power, Shen He immediately sealed his sense of smell and very cooperatively gave Yu Xiaogang applause.
Tang San was a little anxious when he saw that the original topic had suddenly deviated.
Wait, weren't we supposed to be helping me find a force to cultivate in? How did it become like this? How can I latch onto a rich woman now?
"Ahem, this Ms. Wang Dong, my teacher has been a little mentally unstable since his last breakthrough, please don't take it to heart, he'll be fine in a moment!"
This blow to Bibi Dong could be said to be devastating. At this moment, she couldn't wait to rinse her mouth hundreds of times with clean water, then leave Yu Xiaogang far away and never see him again.
At this time, Yu Xiaogang's farts were getting more and more frequent and stinkier, making the air in the entire room visibly turbid.
Bibi Dong could no longer endure this disgusting atmosphere, hastily dropped a sentence, and immediately fled the teahouse.
"Sorry, I suddenly remembered that I have important things to do, I'll leave first."
As the culprit, how could Shen He not know that Bibi Dong was busy finding a place to rinse her mouth and get some fresh air? She probably didn't even want to stay any longer.
Shen He also left this unlucky place like a fly without paying for the teahouse. As for Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, who cared about them?
Washing dishes to pay off the debt had nothing to do with him.
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