Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 42

Great Master Yu Blows Up the Entire Arena!

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"Not to mention the risks of that training, medicinal baths, and exhausting your body's potential! You'd be better off cultivating Soul Power with the time you spend on that. Don't forget that cultivating Soul Power also strengthens the body! Participating in a few more duels would be far more effective than this! You're forcing yourself to train despite having no talent!"

Faced with Shen He's barrage of rebuttals, Great Master Yu grew somewhat irritated.

"Isn't there also team training to improve adaptability and coordination?"

"If by that you mean having Tang San constantly use the Eight Chysanthemum Spear to release poisonous gas at them and improve their poison resistance, then I think you can shut up!"

Shen He had never seen such a speechlessly absurd training method. Not only did it completely disrupt everyone's cultivation habits and progress, but anyone who thought the training method they had blindly cobbled together was better than orthodox Soul Master cultivation or a clan's cultivation method was simply an idiot. And Tang San was genuinely stingy, unwilling to even reveal the cultivation route for the Mysterious Heaven Skill.

After all of Great Master Yu and Tang San's painstaking efforts were completely dismissed by Shen He, the two became furious and stopped counting on him. They decided to train according to their own method and then amaze everyone with their success.

A month passed in the blink of an eye.

To prove that their training method really worked, Great Master Yu and Tang San deliberately went to Suotuo City's Great Soul Arena and teamed up to participate in a two-on-two duel, using it to test the results of their training.

To wash away their humiliation, Great Master Yu and Tang San even deliberately registered their team under the name the Three Tough Guys Combination. Unfortunately, the staff member misheard them and recorded it as the Ass-Ramming Combination while grumbling under his breath.

"What a strange name. But both of their martial souls are pigs, so it's actually quite fitting."

Since the Great Soul Arena had many different sections, Tang San and Great Master Yu's two-on-two duel was assigned to one of the enclosed minor arenas. There were not many spectators either, with only about one-fifth of the seats occupied.

"Next, we will have the first two-on-two duel in Arena Fourteen! The Ass-Ramming Combination consists of the pig-type martial soul Soul Elders Tang San and Great Master Yu! Their opponents are the Burning Combination, featuring the flame-element martial soul Soul Elders Volcano and Inferno. I believe everyone is familiar with Tang San from the Ass-Ramming Combination. He is the Soul Elder who was dubbed the Evil Ghost in the Fart and invented the annihilation-style battle tactic more than ten days ago! And Great Master Yu is his master. I expect this match to be quite explosive. Since this is an enclosed arena, all spectators are advised to prepare to run at any time! Don't let the poisonous gas injure you! Now, let us welcome the four Soul Elders to the stage."

As he spoke, the host quickly ran toward the entrance, joining the many spectators who could barely suppress their curiosity and preparing to flee at any moment.

"Xiaosan, it's time to test the results of our training these past few days! This time, we'll prove with our strength that there was nothing wrong with the training we devised! We'll make everyone who looked down on us regret it!"

Great Master Yu spoke to Tang San with great enthusiasm. The two released their martial souls at the same time, and two pigs appeared before the two fire-type Soul Elders.

"Hahahaha, what are we looking at? Two pigs? Are your martial souls here to make us laugh? Did you think we hadn't eaten enough for lunch and deliberately send us some pork chops to roast?"

Seeing the appearance of the Blue Silver Pig and Luo Sanpao, the two Soul Elders had no idea what kind of miserable fate awaited them. They laughed wildly at Tang San and Great Master Yu with utter disdain.

Their appearance made Tang San frown. With a furious shout of They have already earned the right to die!, he released his Eight Chysanthemum Spear.

Great Master Yu struck first, causing all three of his soul rings to flash in succession as he unleashed one soul skill after another.

Although these three soul skills had little offensive power, their disgusting weakening effects were quite real. The two opposing Soul Elders were left in a much worse mental state, to say nothing of the hypnotic and aphrodisiac effects.

Seeing his master release his soul skills, Tang San followed by unleashing his Eight Chysanthemum Spear. Countless streams of poisonous yellow-green gas further suppressed the opposition, while the Blue Silver Pig also refused to be outdone, farting into the air and releasing seeds of Blue Silver Grass.

The pair unleashed soul skills in rapid succession. Although Great Master Yu and his disciple had maxed out their poison resistance, the spectators could not endure it. They were all choking until their minds went blank.

Several with weaker constitutions even fainted on the spot.

This was completely unbearable!

The spectators and referee could not take it anymore and fled directly, planning to see who managed to walk out after the battle ended.

"Wc! This is insane! Bro, these two's soul skills are poisonous!"

The fire-type Soul Elder who had initially looked down on the opposing pig martial souls and loudly declared that he would roast them changed expression after experiencing their power and shouted to his partner.

"Finish this quickly! Let's kill these two bastards!"

Feeling their condition deteriorate, the two fire-type Soul Elders flew into a rage. They unleashed their third soul skills at full power, determined to roast Tang San and Great Master Yu alive on the spot!

"Third soul skill, Explosive Fireball!"

"Third soul skill, Flame Diffusion!"

As the two Soul Elders released their soul skills, the enormous fireball reacted with the ubiquitous poisonous gas the instant it appeared. Combined with the amplifying and strengthening effect of the diffusion, it ignited and detonated the air throughout the entire arena in the very next instant.

An enclosed arena, filled with poisonous gas, flames igniting the air, and soul skills amplifying and spreading the explosion.

With this entire chain of buffs, the result was quite literally an explosion.

The branch arena of the Great Soul Arena exploded the instant the two fire-type Soul Elders released their soul skills. Brilliant flames swallowed everything inside, while a chain of dust explosions directly destroyed the arena. The spectators who had fled because of the poisonous gas seemed to see a mushroom cloud slowly rising outside.

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