Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 44

Unlucky Great Master Yu, Laughing Tang San!

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In the blacksmith's shop.

"Boss, please make all these exercise equipment according to the blueprints I've drawn. This is the deposit. Once it's done, just send it to Shrek Academy. I'll give you the remaining Gold Soul Coins then."

"Alright, Dean Shen, these things aren't too difficult to make. Give me two days, and I'll get it done. I'll have someone deliver it to you then!"

The blacksmith shop's manager glanced at the blueprints Shen He gave him, finding them to be nothing more than strange contraptions made of ordinary iron bars. He hefted the bag of Gold Soul Coins Shen He had given him and said enthusiastically.

"Dean Shen, may I ask what you're making these contraptions for?"

"It's nothing much, just exercise equipment for the students to train with."

"Training equipment for Soul Masters! Then I'll definitely use the sturdiest materials. Rest assured, Dean Shen!"

Tang San and Great Master Yu also arrived just in time to see Shen He, who had finished paying, preparing to leave the blacksmith shop.

"Dean Shen, what are you doing here?"

Seeing Shen He's payment, Great Master Yu immediately stepped forward to build a relationship, trying to leave an impression in the blacksmith shop manager's mind that he knew Shen He, so he could later trick the blacksmith into providing materials on credit.

"Just ordering some training equipment. What are you doing here?"

"Of course, we're here to discuss a collaboration. An order worth hundreds of thousands of Gold Soul Coins. I wonder if the blacksmith shop owner is interested!"

Great Master Yu spoke with Shen He while subtly glancing at the blacksmith shop owner.

As soon as the blacksmith shop owner heard Great Master Yu mention an order worth hundreds of thousands of Gold Soul Coins, his eyes lit up. Coupled with Great Master Yu's appearance of being very familiar with Shen He, he felt that this must be a big customer.

"Sir, what kind of needs do you have?"

"Oh, it's not a big need, just a long-term cooperation order. About a few hundred sets of custom parts. If the quality is up to par, we can cooperate long-term in the future."

Great Master Yu spoke calmly, as if he didn't care about the small amount of money, without mentioning anything about a deposit.

"What exactly are they?"

"Tang San, show this boss your design drawings."

Upon hearing Great Master Yu's words, Tang San immediately took out the Hidden Weapon blueprints he had prepared long ago, already broken down into individual parts.

"All these things must be made of refined iron! Make a few sets of samples first. If they're good, we can cooperate long-term."

The blacksmith shop owner couldn't make a decision immediately after seeing the numerous parts.

"Did you design these blueprints?"

"My disciple Tang San designed them!"

Great Master Yu said proudly, as if he had made them himself.

"Can these parts really be assembled together? This kid is so young, he probably doesn't even know how to use a hammer. He's just bragging. If they can't be assembled, wouldn't that ruin my blacksmith shop's reputation?"

Tang San felt that this boss didn't know good stuff when he heard the boss's words.

It's not the boss's fault, actually. The Tang Sect's Hidden Weapons all have special assembly techniques. How could an ordinary blacksmith shop owner see through them?

To prove himself, Tang San decided to show the boss a trick, letting him know that he also understood blacksmithing.

You should know that his father was a blacksmith, and his own Martial Soul was a blacksmith's hammer. He was the good son of all the blacksmiths on Douluo Continent!

Shen He originally wanted to leave after finishing his business, but seeing Tang San and Great Master Yu appear here, he felt he would be letting himself down if he didn't get some experience, so he stayed to see if he could get some experience for the system.

Tang San led everyone straight to a workstation inside the blacksmith shop, skillfully picked up a piece of iron, placed it on the anvil, lit a fire, and picked up a forging hammer to show off his superb skills.

Tang San raised the forging hammer in front of him, staring intently at the pig iron on the furnace, exhaled, and suddenly swung the forging hammer. Then, his feet gripped the ground, his calves suddenly exerted force, the force went up, his body turned halfway, and the huge forging hammer swung in a circle in the air, heavily hitting the pig iron.

Immediately afterwards, with the rebound of the hammer, Tang San quickly turned around again, and the hammer in his hand fell on the red-hot pig iron even heavier than before.

Under Tang San's continuous strikes, the pig iron kept shrinking, and the blacksmith shop owner was even more shocked to see it.

"Could this be the legendary Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer that can use force to borrow force through continuous hammering!"

"Hmph! Now you know how powerful my disciple is, right?"

Hearing the blacksmith boss recognize the hammer technique Tang San was using, Great Master Yu said pretentiously. People who didn't know would think he taught it.

Seeing Great Master Yu acting so pretentious, Shen He was a little unhappy. Seeing Tang San still hammering the Tekkai, and the Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer had been used to the thirty-sixth hammer, he moved his mind and used the narration system to modify it.

[Tang San smashed the hammer on the iron]

The word "iron" was immediately changed to "crotch".

With this modification, Great Master Yu, who was closest to Tang San, suffered.

Originally, Tang San, who was working, was a little unhappy when he heard Great Master Yu bragging there without doing anything. Then, under the influence of the system, he was distracted, and the hammer that was originally going to hit the iron slipped on the Tekkai and went straight to Great Master Yu's lower body.

The forging hammer, which had accumulated extremely powerful potential energy, went straight to Great Master Yu's crotch. After a scream, Great Master Yu was directly hit fatally.

But this was not over yet, Shen He continued to modify the narration.

[Tang San was shocked to see Yu Xiaogang attacked by him]

The word "shocked" was changed to "happy".

So the scene became, after Tang San fatally hit Great Master Yu, he pointed at Great Master Yu, who was covering his crotch and crying in pain, and laughed.

The crowd, who originally thought that Tang San had just missed, understood that Tang San had deliberately hit it crookedly after seeing this scene of the master laughing at his disciple. They all felt a chill in their lower bodies, fearing that Tang San would hit them with a hammer again.

What kind of hatred is this!

The blacksmith shop owner, full of wild imagination, even used his own life experiences to concoct a scenario where the master was jealous of his disciple's talent, seized the disciple's invention, and the disciple was angry but dared not express it, enduring all the time, until now when he couldn't bear it any longer, and carried out a long-planned and fatal attack on the master's chicken.

Wait, but why did he have to attack the master's kun kun?

That doesn't make sense!

Could it be that the master still wanted to keep the disciple firmly in his grasp, and even attacked the disciple's chrysanthemum while he was asleep at night, threatening him not to tell anyone?

Because blacksmith shops are all men, and few women look favorably on blacksmiths who are forging iron all day long, the blacksmith shop owner is used to seeing things between men and men, and immediately felt that the possibility of this happening was very high.

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