Soul Land: Rewriting the Narration, The Whole Cast Goes Mad!
Chapter 5

Tang San: Hehehe, simply a delicacy of the human world!

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"Let's go, I'll take you to test your Soul Power Level."

"Huh, where are Tang San and Xiao Wu?"

Dai Mubai walked over from a distance, followed by two girls.

Seeing that only Shen He was left, Dai Mubai glanced around in confusion and asked.

"They ate too many big sausages and were so happy they ran to the restroom to cry," Shen He said with a shrug.

Afterward, he recounted what had just happened to Dai Mubai.

The corner of Dai Mubai's mouth twitched, and he glared fiercely at Oscar, who was standing nearby.

Oscar gave a bitter smile and said helplessly, "Boss Dai, do you want a sausage?"

"Get lost!" Dai Mubai said irritably. "I've warned you more than once not to sell sausages inside the academy. Now look, you've really screwed over this year's freshmen."

Shen He waved his hand with a chuckle, "Hey, a Soul Spell isn't something one can control, no need to talk to him like that."

"Tang San and the others will be fine; they'll get used to it after throwing up a few times."

A moment later, Tang San and Xiao Wu both returned, though they looked a bit pale.

The way they looked at Oscar was filled with resentment, giving Oscar goosebumps.

"Alright, since you're back, let's go. I'll take you to pass the test; no need to wait in line," Dai Mubai said, patting Tang San on the shoulder.

"Can we do that? Doesn't that count as using the back door?" Xiao Wu asked, puzzled.

"I'm not playing favorites; this is the treatment you two deserve."

As he spoke, he led Tang San and Xiao Wu toward the front of the line.

Tang San turned his head, the corners of his mouth curling up as he flashed a smug smile at Shen He.

Dai Mubai said a few words to the teacher in charge of the Second Round of testing. The teacher looked at Tang San and Xiao Wu, then nodded and said.

"Fine, take them to the Fourth Round. If they pass that, they can be admitted."

Upon hearing this, the students still waiting in line were immediately unhappy. A tall boy asked indignantly, "Teacher, why do they get to skip the line and go straight to the Fourth Round?!"

The teacher didn't get angry, but said calmly, "If your Soul Power can exceed level 25 before the age of thirteen, you can also go straight to the Fourth Round."

"But since your tested Soul Power is only level 21, you must pass each round one by one."

The boy shouted in disbelief, "Impossible, absolutely impossible. Everyone is only about twelve years old; how could they possibly be over level 25?"

Dai Mubai curled his lip and snorted coldly, "Just because you're trash, don't assume everyone else is! My Soul Power was level 25 when I first enrolled, and these two are even higher than me!"

"Tang San, Xiao Wu, show them your Soul Power."

As he spoke, Dai Mubai picked up a white crystal from the table and handed it to Tang San beside him.

"Xiao Wu, you go first," Tang San said.

Xiao Wu took the crystal indifferently and slowly channeled her Soul Power into it. The white crystal suddenly shone brilliantly, becoming as dazzling as a diamond.

The blinding white light filled every corner of the crystal; this was a sign that her Soul Power Level was about to reach level thirty.

Suddenly, a crisp voice rang out from the side.

"Teacher, I should also be able to bypass the test and enter the Fourth Round."

The speaker was one of the two young girls brought in by Dai Mubai. She had neat, ear-length short hair, skin as tender as a lychee, and a simple white dress that gave her a very clean appearance.

Her features were exquisite, she stood about 1.65 meters tall, her figure was perfectly proportioned, and her temperament was noble and refined.

She took the Crystal Ball handed over by Xiao Wu and channeled her Soul Power into it. The bright white light appeared once again.

Although the light that shone this time was not as intense as Tang San's or Xiao Wu's, it was definitely above the level of twenty-five Soul Power, appearing to be around level twenty-six.

The girl smiled proudly and was about to say something when she suddenly felt her hand lighten; the Crystal Ball that had been in her palm vanished in an instant.

The other girl who had come with her appeared silently by her side, and immediately after, the bright white light shone once more.

The light that shone this time was even more intense than when the previous girl had injected her Soul Power, reaching a level of about twenty-seven Soul Power.

Everyone's gaze could not help but shift to this girl.

The one who had suddenly appeared was the cold girl who had arrived here last, following Dai Mubai.

She was dressed in black, with long black hair draped over her shoulders. Her skin was fair, and she possessed an extremely full and fiery figure that seemed at odds with her age.

The expression on her face was very cold—a coldness that came from the heart, a pure coldness.

Her pair of black eyes did not even carry a hint of vitality, which clashed somewhat with her otherwise extremely beautiful face. Her limbs were well-proportioned and slender, and she exuded a deathly chill that was difficult for others to adapt to.

The contrast between her figure and her temperament made the surrounding male creatures unable to help but feel restless.

Even Shen He, who had watched countless masterpieces by masters in his past life, found it hard to tear his eyes away at this very moment.

So well-endowed, truly, she is just too well-endowed!

"Not bad. It seems our Shrek Academy is about to have a few more Little Monsters," the teacher in charge of the Second Round test nodded with satisfaction.

Subsequently, the teacher's gaze turned toward Tang San: "How about it? Do you still want to come and test yours?"

Tang San nodded proudly, his gaze sweeping over the other students with disdain, as if to say, "Everyone here is trash."

He then took the Crystal Ball from the hands of the girl in black.

Tang San touched the Crystal Ball, preparing to test his Soul Power Level.

Watching the plot narration appear in his line of sight, Shen He chuckled. With a thought, he changed "touched" to "licked."

In an instant, the look of pride and arrogance on Tang San's face vanished, replaced by an expression resembling that of a pervert.

He let out a strange, cackling laugh, his gaze sweeping over the hands exposed by the surrounding students as if he were looking at some incredibly delicious food.

Feeling Tang San's undisguised, wolf-like stare, the students—both male and female—felt goosebumps rise all over their skin and quickly tucked their hands back into their sleeves.

However, Tang San's gaze then shifted to the hands of the two girls who had previously touched the Crystal Ball, and a perverted, evil grin appeared on his face once again.

"Hehehe, you've fallen for it. This time, I'm going to have a real blast!"

He placed the Crystal Ball in front of him and took a deep sniff of it, his smile becoming even more unbridled.

Then, Tang San stuck out his tongue and began to lick the smooth Crystal Ball vigorously, as if it were some supreme delicacy of the world.

"Slurp, slurp, hehehe, it smells so good!"

"Slurp, slurp, mmm. Truly a delicacy of the world!"

"Hehehehehe, this is just too satisfying!"

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