The Big Fool and the Second Fool

Tai Yi strode quickly into the Moon Palace.

Upon seeing Xi He and Chang Xi, he froze in place.

Can there be such beautiful people in the third dimension too?

He felt his heart pounding, and he seemed a bit flustered.

Tai Yi's gaze swept over Xi He and Chang Xi, then he frowned, "System, why is there no dialogue box?"

The Many Sons, Much Fortune System was taken aback.

Wait, did you even hear what you're saying?!

"Host can try to directly pursue them," the Many Sons, Much Fortune System said, not wanting to bother with Tai Yi.

Tai Yi nodded.

After tidying his collar slightly, he walked up to the two women.

"Greetings, fellow Daoist Tai Yi."

Xi He sighed, since he had come all this way, she couldn't bring herself to turn him away.

"What are you doing here!"

Chang Xi glared fiercely at Tai Yi, a large bump on her cheek.

However, in Tai Yi's eyes, this fierce expression looked more like she was being cute.

Tai Yi rejoiced inwardly.

Did I win over Chang Xi so quickly? As expected, having a top-tier model is effective.

Before transforming, I specifically sculpted my face to be dashing and handsome!

"I've come to keep you two ladies entertained."

"Uh... Daoist, why don't you just say what you mean." Xi He shook her head.

She didn't know Tai Yi at all before, they were barely neighbors. Him barging into the Lunar Star was quite creepy.

Tai Yi's expression brightened upon hearing this.

You want me to say it directly?

"Tai Yi has always pursued cultivation as his goal. Today, upon seeing young lady Xi He, I finally understand that my Dao is you!"

"I am the Lord of the Sun, and you are the Lunar Goddess. You and I are a match made in heaven!"

"There's something on your face, what is it? It's a bit beautiful."

"I bought oil today, guess what kind of oil? I Love You!"

"..."

Xi He felt goosebumps all over her body as she listened to Tai Yi's constant stream of cheesy pickup lines.

Although Tai Yi had an extraordinary background, was handsome, and his origins complemented hers.

She just wanted to say: "I'm sorry, you're excellent, but I don't like you!"

However, she didn't interrupt Tai Yi.

It was mainly too awkward... she was speechless for a moment.

Just as Xi He was wondering how to respond to Tai Yi.

Chang Xi spoke.

"If the variable changes, the constant remains the same?"

Tai Yi was stunned, "The symbol... depends on the quadrant?"

"How are you?"

"I'm fine, and you?"

Tai Yi: (=ﾟДﾟ=)

Chang Xi: ∑(O_O;)

Holy crap?!

The two stared at each other, then frantically questioned their respective Systems about what was happening.

Their Systems were also dumbfounded.

What's going on? There's more than just my System in this Great Desolation?

Although they knew the other was a Transmigrator, the Systems within them dared not reveal themselves.

After all, Systems adhered to the "Dark Forest" law; powerful Systems would devour weaker ones.

Rather than risk being devoured, it was better to play dumb. Their goal was to plunder the origin of the Great Desolation anyway, so as long as they didn't interfere with each other, that was fine.

Xi He looked at the stunned pair, still unaware of what had happened.

"Did you two... know each other before?"

Xi He's clear gaze, tinged with confusion, shifted back and forth between Tai Yi and Chang Xi.

Tai Yi and Chang Xi, however, were struck as if by lightning, frozen in place.

"Ahem!"

Tai Yi reacted first, forcing a smile.

He then tried to cover it up with a meme only modern people would understand.

However, his mind was a mess, and after thinking for a long time, three words escaped his lips:

"Hajimemashite."

No, what am I even saying?

Chang Xi's mouth twitched, and she subconsciously replied, "Oh, majiri manbo."

"..."

The systems in both their consciousnesses flashed warnings frantically, but they tacitly refrained from acknowledging each other, merely raising the other's danger level.

Xi He listened, utterly bewildered: "Hajimemashite... Oh, majiri manbo?"

"What kind of cultivation secret techniques are you discussing? Why do I not understand at all?"

Her beautiful face was filled with bewilderment, which was more troublesome than listening to Tai Yi's cheesy pickup lines.

Tai Yi and Chang Xi both gave dry laughs: "Hehe, it's nothing, just some minor techniques... not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

The atmosphere became even more awkward.

Chang Xi's eyes darted around, and she decided to strike first. She grabbed Xi He's arm, leaning half her body against her, and glared warily at Tai Yi.

"Whether you're the sun or too dark, Sister Xi He is happy with me and doesn't need anyone to entertain her! Please leave!"

[Ding! Successfully bonded with Xi He, gained +100 years of cultivation, a wisp of Lunar Star origin.]

The system notification sounded promptly.

Chang Xi felt a little more at ease, at least the system functions were unaffected.

Tai Yi looked at Chang Xi's intimate posture, practically clinging to Xi He, and Xi He's default acceptance, though helpless, made his heart sink.

Is this fellow Transmigrator female...?

Is she going for the bestie route? This competitive angle is quite tricky!

His Many Sons, Much Fortune System also chimed in timely:

[Host, detected potential competitor, target 'Xi He's' emotional inclination has unknown variables.]

[Recommend changing strategy, or seeking other suitable Dao companions.]

Other Dao companions?

Tai Yi's mind instantly flashed through a string of names like Nuwa, Houtu, Queen Mother of the West, but he quickly dismissed them.

No, Xi He is the "official match," and with the attributes of the Sun and Lunar Star being the most compatible, the benefits will definitely be the greatest!

He steadied himself, ignored Chang Xi's hostility, and put on what he considered a graceful smile again:

"Fellow Daoist Chang Xi jokes. My discussion with Fellow Daoist Xi He is about the Great Dao of Yin and Yang, concerning the fundamentals of cultivation."

"Fellow Daoist Xi He, wouldn't you agree?" He tried to steer the conversation back to serious cultivation, showcasing his depth.

Xi He was indeed interested in the Great Dao of Yin and Yang. Hearing this, she nodded slightly: "Fellow Daoist Tai Yi speaks with reason. The Sun and Lunar Star can indeed confirm each other."

She had reached a bottleneck in her cultivation and was in need of comprehending the mystery of extreme Yang giving birth to Yin.

Chang Xi became anxious and quickly said, "Sister, we can comprehend the Great Dao of Yin and Yang ourselves! I have... I have the complete family heirloom, the Tai Yin True Scripture! We can practice it together!"

She made up an excuse on the spot, figuring the System Mall might actually have it.

Tai Yi refused to be outdone: "What a coincidence, I also have the family heirloom Solar True Scripture, and it's the annotated version! Fellow Daoist Xi He, perhaps we could exchange and study them?"

He shot Chang Xi a provocative glance.

Seeing that the two were about to start another round of strange competition disguised as "family heirloom secret techniques," Xi He finally felt a headache coming on.

She rubbed her forehead and said in a gentle but firm tone: "Fellow Daoist Tai Yi's kindness is appreciated by Xi He."

"However, the path of cultivation values focus and tranquility. My mind is a bit tired today, and it's not suitable for discussing the Dao. I must ask Fellow Daoist Tai Yi to..."

This was a polite way of asking him to leave.

Tai Yi wanted to say more, but seeing Xi He's slightly weary yet unquestionable expression, he could only cup his hands:

"If that is the case, then Tai Yi was presumptuous. I will visit again another day to discuss the Dao with Fellow Daoist."

He decided to go back and formulate a proper strategy plan; he would definitely win next time!

Chang Xi, however, tightly hugged Xi He's arm: "Sister is tired? I'll accompany you back to your room to rest! Some people just don't know when to leave, always bothering others!"

As she spoke, she glanced triumphantly at Tai Yi.

Tai Yi cursed inwardly but maintained his composure on the surface and flew away from the Lunar Star on his escape light.

Even after flying a considerable distance, he could still feel the provocative gaze from behind.

The Moon Palace quieted down once more.

Chang Xi let out a sigh of relief, but immediately looked at Xi He nervously, "Sister, that Tai Yi is glib-tongued. He doesn't look like a good person at all. Don't talk to him anymore in the future!"

Xi He looked at her sister's puff-cheeked, anxious expression and couldn't help but chuckle. She gently tapped Chang Xi's forehead, "You're acting very strangely today too, saying things I don't understand. However..."

Her gaze softened, "I know you're worried about me. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

Chang Xi felt the warmth of her fingertips and the intimacy in Xi He's words. She immediately forgot about Tai Yi and was overjoyed, snuggling even closer.

[Ding! Emotional connection with Xi He deepened, acquired Moonlight Body Protection Divine Ability - Initial Understanding]

Excellent! As expected, focusing on snuggling is the way to go! That Tai Yi is nothing to worry about!

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