Douluo: Lying Low in Shrek, Silently Leveling Up
Chapter 322

Have You Ever Heard of a Cheat Known as a "Portable Grandpa"?

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In the eastern part of the former Dou Ling Empire, in a deserted valley.

A crimson vortex flashed into existence, and then a figure in black fell out, before the vortex vanished instantly.

The young man in black stood motionless, expressionless and calm, but his Sea of Consciousness was in turmoil.

All that could be heard from inside was the cursing voice of a middle-aged man. "What the hell are you guys?! Two souls in one body? Hermaphrodites? Hermaphrodites? Damn it! I shouldn't have chosen you!"

"I must have lost my mind. When I saw you were the only young and handsome guy on the altar, I thought I'd just take your body. But damn it! Are we going to have to travel together as a trio from now on?"

"This is fucking insane! I've lived countless years, and I've never experienced such a thrilling rebirth. Hey, hey, hey, say something!"

At that moment, a young man's voice rang out again from the Sea of Consciousness: "Shut the hell up! You're so noisy! And besides, my name isn't 'Hey,' it's Dai Huabin. If you keep bastarding, I'll eat you up!"

That's right, the black-clad youth who fell out of the blood-red vortex was Dai Huabin, and the cursing middle-aged man was naturally the newly resurrected Holy Spirit Demon Emperor.

Upon hearing Dai Huabin's threat, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor sneered disdainfully, "Eat me? Heh, then go ahead and eat me if you dare! Anyone can brag!"

After a pause, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor muttered again, "It's a pity you're not surnamed Chu."

Upon hearing this, Dai Huabin fell silent again. He didn't think about what the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor meant by his last sentence; what he was thinking about was how to get rid of the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor, or perhaps devour him.

After entering his Sea of Consciousness, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor originally intended to possess him.

But just as Zhu Lu had predicted, their souls could not be possessed at all.

This was originally a good thing, but the situation of the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor was also extremely strange. During the possession process, the souls of the three people were uncontrollably connected to each other, and they could not be separated no matter what they did.

Thus, this awkward situation has arisen.

So, Dai Huabin was exhausted at that moment. What the hell was going on?!

He should have been happy to have survived the clutches of the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor, but given the current situation, Dai Huabin couldn't feel any joy at all.

At this moment, the talkative Holy Spirit Demon Emperor began to speak again, "Hehe, what, no rebuttal now? You know I'm right? I told you, young man, you have a bad temper, and a volatile temper is bad for your health. Young people just don't know how to cherish their bodies. Oh, no, now your body is mine too, you can't continue like this..."

Clearly, this Demon Emperor had forgotten that it was he who had been cursing and swearing the whole time.

Even Zhu Lu couldn't stand his rambling style anymore, so she had to interrupt, "Senior, let's talk about something meaningful. You don't want us to continue living like this, do you? Let me introduce myself first. My Zhu Lu, Huabin is my husband. He actually has no ill intentions towards you, Senior. He's just a little angry because of this incident. Please forgive him."

Upon hearing this, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor chuckled and said, "Hmm, little girl, you speak so sweetly. I'm always magnanimous and never hold grudges against juniors. Your Zhu Lu, right? Not bad, Zhu... Holy crap!"

Suddenly, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor's voice became agitated, as if he had suddenly remembered something very important. He kept muttering, "Zhu Lu, Dai Huabin, Zhu Lu, Dai Huabin... Could it be that we're already in the era of Douluo Continent II: The Peerless Tang Sect? But... that doesn't seem right. How could Dai Huabin and Zhu Lu... or are they just people with the same name? No, that doesn't make sense either. Could it be that they share the same name and are even husband and wife?"

Dai Huabin and Zhu Lu both frowned, looking at the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor with puzzlement, wondering what was wrong with him this time.

Yes, although the three souls were connected in some incomprehensible way, in the Sea of Consciousness, their individual forms remained independent entities, and there was no three-headed monster.

After muttering to himself for several minutes, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor suddenly looked up at Dai Huabin and Zhu Lu and asked, "Does the Douluo Continent still have empires?"

Dai Huabin remained silent, but Zhu Lu replied, "Of course there are. Originally, there were Great Emperor on the Douluo Continent: Star Luo Empire, Tian Soul, Dou Ling Empire, and Sun Moon Empire. However, within this year, the Sun Moon Empire destroyed Tian Soul and Dou Ling Empire, leaving only Star Luo Empire and Sun Moon Great Emperor."

Bite!

The Holy Spirit Demon Emperor's eyes suddenly lit up, but then he slapped his forehead with a wry smile and said helplessly, "It really has come to the era of the Peerless Tang Sect, but it's too late. If only it were ten thousand years earlier. Moreover, this Peerless Tang Sect is not the Peerless Tang Sect I remember. Could it be because I caused a butterfly effect? Damn it."

Zhu Lu and Dai Huabin, who were standing to the side, didn't understand at all what the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor was rambling on about.

The only thing I understood was the name "Tang Sect".

Therefore, Zhu Lu asked, "Senior Demon Emperor, you also know about the Tang Sect?"

Upon hearing this, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor finally came to his senses and, instead of answering, asked, "Who is in charge of the Tang Sect now?"

Although Zhu Lu didn't understand why the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor cared about the Tang Sect, she still replied, "The current sect leader of the Tang Sect is named Tang Ya, but the one in charge is actually the deputy sect leader, Beibei. And the strongest among them is a person named Huo Yuhao, who should now be at the Super Douluo level."

The Holy Spirit Demon Emperor nodded, thinking to himself, "That hasn't changed."

Zhu Lu's next words made the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor frown deeply. "Huo Yuhao is a core member of Shrek Sea God Pavilion, and Shrek has Deity."

According to his memory, during the Douluo Continent II: The Peerless Tang Sect era, only Huo Gua became a god in the end. Huo Gua is still only Super Douluo, yet Shrek already has Deity?

Although, upon his resurrection, he sensed that there were now four Deity in the Douluo Continent, one of whom was his mortal enemy, because that one possessed the aura of the Dragon God.

Moreover, he was unfamiliar with one of Deity in the north and two in the southeast.

That's why the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor ran so fast earlier, quickly hiding himself.

He has just been resurrected, so we can't kill him off right away, otherwise who knows when he'll be able to be resurrected again.

Immediately, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor shook his head, ceasing his thoughts, and instead smiled, suddenly asking Dai Huabin and Zhu Lu, "Do you want to become gods?"

Neither Dai Huabin nor the other spoke this time, only looking at the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor as if he were an idiot, almost as if to say, "You can't even protect yourself, how can you expect us to become gods? Heh."

Dai Huabin and Zhu Lu weren't stupid. Seeing that the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor immediately fled with them as soon as he was resurrected, how could they not see that this Demon Emperor was also hiding from someone?

However, the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor showed no embarrassment whatsoever, and continued, "Have you ever heard of a cheat called 'Portable Grandpa'? It's classic and inspiring. Although I'm not old, still a middle-aged god, I can still manage to carry you all. As for cultivation resources and secret opportunities, I can still offer them."

Zhu Lu and Dai Huabin stared at the Holy Spirit Demon Emperor: "..." Do you think we look so easy to fool?

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