A Honeymoon While Everyone Else Fought a God War?
The war between the Purple Maple God Realm and the Douluo God Realm has begun, and in the coming period, even dog brains might be fighting to the death.
But all of this seemed to have nothing to do with the peaceful Douluo Continent; Shrek remained undisturbed.
After settling his wives and teachers, Rong Nianbing quickly left Shrek and returned to the Douluo God Realm to participate in the God War.
As for Zhou Huan, all I can do is silently wish him a safe journey and hope he doesn't die. I hope that the cheesy plot of "I'll take care of your wife and children" won't happen.
To be honest, none of Rong Nianbing's eight wives were just pretty faces; several of them were quite capable in combat.
However, Rong Nianbing did not want them to be in danger, and firmly insisted that they stay at the Shrek Academy and not participate in the God Realm War.
Therefore, in order not to waste resources and to keep the eight sisters-in-law from being bored, Zhou Huan arranged for them all to teach at the Outer Court.
Of course, it's impossible to force someone who doesn't want to go.
The eight sisters-in-law had been bored in the Divine Realm for so many years, and when they suddenly came to the Mortal Realm, they found that teaching was actually quite interesting, so all eight of them gladly accepted the offer.
Zhang Lexuan, however, was somewhat troubled by this. Sitting in the Outer Court Dean, she browsed through this year's student files and said, "Their abilities are not bad, but can they really be teachers? They are not Soul Master; their cultivation systems are completely different."
Zhou Huan stood behind Zhang Lexuan, massaging his wife's shoulders as he replied, "It's alright. If I can't teach them Soul Master cultivation, I can teach them combat skills. If I can't teach them combat skills, I can teach them about otherworldly experiences. Anyway, there's bound to be something that suits them."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Lexuan nodded slightly and said, "Alright, we'll do it your way."
Zhou Huan smiled and said, "Actually, it's mainly because Rong Nianbing said to give them something to do so they won't overthink things. It's just a favor, but it's a win-win-win situation. You don't need to worry about them not doing a good job."
Zhang Lexuan suddenly smiled and said, "Aside from being a bit of a womanizer, this Ice Fire Magic Chef seems to treat his wives very well. No wonder so many talented and beautiful girls are willing to follow him."
Zhou Huan completely agreed with this. For a man, especially a man in a fantasy world, being able to build a harem is definitely a skill. After all, the fairies here are the kind who can really twist your skull off, and each one has her own temper.
Could a man without considerable ability manage to keep so many wives living in harmony?
Of course, Zhou Huan said he wasn't envious at all, so he said, "No matter how hard he tries, he's still a womanizer. How can he be as devoted as me, only liking Sister Lexuan? I can be said to be a model for Transmigrator, simply a breath of Pure Stream."
Zhang Lexuan pursed her lips and said, "I didn't say anything to you, so there's no need to rush to express your opinion."
Oh!
Woman!
Don't think I don't know what you're thinking.
At a time like this, if we don't express our opinion, are we supposed to go along with what you said and praise Rong Nianbing?
I'm afraid I'll be subjected to domestic violence by you any second now.
So, woman, don't try to trick me. With an IQ over 180, do you think you can fool me?
Zhou Huan hugged Zhang Lexuan from behind and said seriously, "Wife, this isn't just a statement; I'm speaking from the bottom of my heart."
Zhang Lexuan was enjoying the massage when she was suddenly attacked, and her already rosy cheeks turned even redder. She quickly scolded, "Stop it, this is the office."
Office!
An office would be perfect!
However, Zhou Huan said, "What's wrong with it being in the office? No one else will come here. Besides, we're husband and wife. It's perfectly normal for us to hug, kiss, and lift each other up in public."
Feeling Zhou Huan's increasingly restless hand, Zhang Lexuan had no choice but to put down the documents in her hand, grab her husband's hand with one swift movement, glare at him irritably, and say, "Don't move anymore, or I'll throw you out."
Well.
Zhou Huan sighed inwardly. His wife was still too shy and couldn't let go of her inhibitions. There were so many things she couldn't unlock.
There's always tomorrow.
Seeing her husband's visibly disappointed expression, Zhang Lexuan felt a pang of pity and whispered weakly, "I'll... I'll listen to you when we get home tonight."
Bite!
Upon hearing this, Zhou Huan's eyes lit up immediately. He realized that this would put him wide awake, and he promptly kissed Zhang Lexuan's rosy cheek.
Inkstone!
Zhang Lexuan took a deep breath, calmed herself down, and then changed the subject. "How is Qiu'er now?"
Mentioning Wang Qiu'er, Zhou Huan calmed down a bit and said, "She's still the same. She was a teacher in the Outer Court a few years ago, and she did quite well. But after Huo Yuhao became a god, her feelings became somewhat conflicted. She was happy that the man she loved had become a god and could have eternal Life; she was also depressed that her man had become a god but couldn't take her with him. So, she spends most of her time at the Lake of Life now, not wanting to come here and be reminded of those painful memories."
After hearing this, Zhang Lexuan also felt quite helpless. "Is she really unable to live completely detached from the Floating Pagoda?"
Zhou Huan shook his head. "No, at least not before she reaches the god level. Moreover, even if she could completely leave the Floating Pagoda, Huo Yuhao couldn't possibly take her into the Divine Realm now. Firstly, Tang San is there, and secondly, the Divine Realm is currently in the midst of War of the Gods; it's not a safe place."
After thinking about it, Zhang Lexuan felt that it made sense, but she still asked, "Then... what about Tang Wutong?"
"I really don't know, I haven't paid much attention to her." Zhou Huan had absolutely no interest in Tang Wutong. This cobbled-together Godly Second Generation was nothing more than a pitiful victim.
"...Okay." Zhang Lexuan didn't have any problem with Tang Wutong; she just wanted to gossip about how Huo Yuhao would handle the relationship between the three of them.
Then, Zhang Lexuan remembered something else and asked, "Qiu'er can't cultivate to the god level on her own. Are you planning to give her the Purple Godhead that God King Lei Xiao gave her?"
Zhou Huan thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible. Xiao Xiao, Qingya, and Old Wen all have Godhead, and your current cultivation system doesn't require them. Besides, the Floating Pagoda can produce five Godhead. Three are reserved for the Ice Bear King, Narcissus, and Octagonal, leaving two."
"But it's still difficult to allocate them. Guyi and Qiuqiu are also our companions who went to sea with us. If we give each of them a Godhead spark, then there won't be any left. But I still have a Disciple. I can't be the teacher and give her nothing."
"Alas, one only realizes how few Godhead has when one needs them most."
Zhang Lexuan gently squeezed Zhou Huan's hand and said, "Why think so much? There are only so many Godhead. What can you do? There are so many people in Shrek. Can you give one to everyone you know? Besides, we don't even know when the last five levels of the Floating Pagoda will open."
Zhou Huan slapped his forehead and said, "Yeah, I don't want to think about it anymore. But you're right about one thing: we don't know when we'll find the corresponding Rare Soul Beast on the last five levels of the Floating Pagoda. So... let's take a Global Tour, which can serve as our honeymoon."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Lexuan was taken aback. Had the topic changed so quickly? But after a few seconds, she realized what she meant. "You want to go find Rare Soul Beast yourself?"