Tree typical?
Will you lay down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, and create a classic story that is easy to spread and easy to discuss?
Primeval Lord of Heaven, Suirenshi, County Marquis Shangguan and all the common people suddenly understood.
Even Sun Wukong suddenly realized that this was what it meant!
You don't know if you don't say it. This is absolutely correct!
In the future, using this story, Western Teachings people can not only say that when they encounter evil people, put down the butcher knife, you can become a Buddha, but also for ordinary people, if you look at the devil and you can become a Buddha, of course you can become a Buddha too.
Come and believe in me Western Teachings!
The person who proposed this Buddhism public case is so skillful, so damn smart!
It's as high as three or four stories!
He understands human nature very well, he also understands communication science very well, and he understands propaganda very well!
Most of the hundreds of thousands of people in Fengxian County have realized that this damn thing is a liar!
Just saying, is it that easy to become a Buddha?
How is it possible!
Regarding this point, County Marquis Shangguan also understands it, Fengxian County's squire and sages understand it, and even hundreds of thousands of common people now understand it.
The idea of converting to Buddhism that was brought up by Tang Sanzang in the hearts of the Fengxian County people was suddenly poured with a large basin of cold water, so thoroughly that they even became a little disgusted.
They all feel hypocritical!
Yes, that's hypocrisy!
This Western Teachings is so damn hypocritical!
Also, what did Zhang Yifan Master Zhang just say?
Are this Great Tang eminent monk and his monster-looking disciples also typical?
Or a carefully selected model?
This typical example is not only shown to the common people, but also shown to Three Realms?
Although I don't understand Immortal Realm and Netherworld, it sounds like everyone is being plotted?
hiss!
This doesn't look like a Buddha at all!
Primeval Lord of Heaven, Matchmaker Emperor Xin and others also understood that Master Zhang was about to reveal a big secret.
This big secret is related to the additional purpose of Journey to the West Tribulation.
Once it is broken, it will probably shock Primordial Continent Three Realms, attracting the attention of all the powerful people, and forcing them to re-examine the true face of Western Teachings.
Tang Sanzang also frowned, with worries rising in his heart. He had to look at Zhang Yifan and asked doubtfully, "Master Zhang, you said that our masters and disciples are also the so-called models in your mouth?"
"That's right." Zhang Yifan smiled.
Tang Sanzang pondered for a moment and understood in his heart that he could no longer be led astray by Zhang Yifan!
Otherwise, there is really no place for Western Teachings's face!
"Amitabha."
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and chanted Buddhist Name loudly, and said with a smile, "Even though he is a so-called model. Our masters and disciples are also devout to the Buddha. We are not afraid of thousands of mountains and rivers to seek the true scriptures, are not afraid of thousands of difficulties and dangers, are not afraid of nine deaths, and are examples of single-minded pursuit of the true scriptures and the true Buddha."
Tang Sanzang was the first to speak, establishing a tall and bright image as a team of his own.
No matter what you say, we are dedicated to Buddha and no one can stop us!
The heart of seeking the Buddha and the true scriptures is unwavering.
This is Primordial Continent Three Realms for all to see, and everyone can see it.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing both had smiles on their faces and secretly gave Master Tang Sanzang a thumbs up. This is so good!
Let's see how you Zhang Yifan refutes this!
But what Tang Sanzang master and disciple did not expect was that Zhang Yifan did not refute, but nodded in agreement and said with a smile, "That's right! What Elder Tang said is very correct. This is also a classic image that Western Teachings wants the people in the world to see.
So as to encourage ordinary people in the world to have a firm heart towards the Buddha no matter what life situation they are in. "
???
What's going on?
This Master Zhang actually agrees with my point of view?
Tang Sanzang was stunned, with a confused look on his face, a little unsure of Zhang Yifan Master Zhang's direction.
Haven't you been targeting Western Teachings?
Now you actually agree?
Could it be that this Master Zhang is bluffing and has run out of tricks?
That must be it!
"Since Master Zhang agrees with what the poor monk said, then our Buddhist scripture-seeking team is such a typical example." Tang Sanzang smiled slightly and breathed a sigh of relief.
Sha Wujing also laughed and became proud.
Mortals are just mortals, how can they be compared with us gods!
You Zhang Yifan are still a bit tender!
Primeval Lord of Heaven, Suirenshi, and Matchmaker Emperor Xin in the audience also smiled.
Are you laughing?
I will make you unable to cry even if you want to!
Now that Master Zhang Yifan has spoken, how can he help you Western Teachings speak?
Go ahead and dream!
It would be strange if I didn't torture you to death.
Sure enough, Primeval Lord of Heaven, Tang Sanzang and others heard Zhang Yifan change the topic and spoke again.
"But, Elder Tang, what you said is just one of them. What I want to say is about the typical choices of identity among you."
Zhang Yifan laughed and said, "In other words, what I want to say is why the experience learning team chose you instead of others."
???
Why?
Tang Sanzang was shocked, damn, it did come after all!
Regardless of why, I Tang Sanzang don't want to know why!
Please stop talking, okay?
I don't want to know!
Tang Sanzang wants to cry but has no choice but to do anything.
Why is this Master Zhang so difficult to deal with?
Don't worry, those are some earth-shattering remarks, they're going to scare people to death.
Forget it, strike first to gain the upper hand!
Tang Sanzang was heartbroken and said to Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing: "Bajie, Wujing, as my master, discuss the method with Master Zhang. You two secretly used your Buddha power magical powers to use some means to make this Master Zhang mute.
Or let him have a bad stomach and have diarrhea in public, which will embarrass him!
Better let him keep pulling!
This way he won't have time to fight against us!
We can also take this opportunity to once again mobilize the Fengxian County people's hearts toward the Buddha. "
"Ah? What?" Sha Wujing was stunned.
Diarrhea in public?
I'll go for it!
Is this master so cruel?
"Don't you understand?" Tang Sanzang felt unhappy. Why did he take on such a stupid disciple?
If we don't fix this Master Zhang, then do we still need to learn from it?
Let's all wait to be punished!
You know!
"Yes, Master." Sha Wujing responded via voice transmission.
Although I know that Master Zhang is weird, but if I don't test it, how can I know that it is really him and not the strong man sent by Heavenly Court secretly to cause trouble?
Why not just test him?
Maybe he is just a mortal, and that True Meaning of the Great Dao just now is someone else.
But Zhu Bajie, no matter what, I will quit.
Just after showing some murderous aura, it felt like falling into the abyss, the aura of death has been lingering in my heart. Now Zhu Bajie is scared when he takes a look at Zhang Yifan, and there is a shadow in his heart.
How dare he do evil?
Don't end up embarrassing yourself!
Zhu Bajie hummed, and the old god sat there with his hands folded, completely pretending that he had not heard what Master Tang Sanzang said.
Sha Wujing is taking action. Let's test Master Zhang first!
Golden Immortal power surged, and Sha Wujing used a magic power to attack Zhang Yifan secretly, hitting him in the lower abdomen.
I made you so arrogant!
Let you make things difficult for me in public Western Teachings!
Grandma's!
See if I don't kill you!
I'm going to make you have diarrhea in public!
I want to make you the laughing stock of the world.
I want people to laugh at you once they see you!
You will be embarrassed to live in Fengxian County from now on!
Sha Wujing sneered secretly, a mere mortal dares to go against me Western Teachings? Isn't this seeking death?
Tang Sanzang diverted Zhang Yifan's attention and asked with a smile, "Master Zhang, why do you say that? What is the typical identity of our Pilgrim?"
"Why did you choose you..." Zhang Yifan just started to speak, and suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing towards his stomach, so he reached out and touched it out of habit, and then the wind disappeared.
This made Zhang Yifan feel a little strange, but he didn't care.
Sha Wujing was stunned, and then looked frightened.
He sensed that the mana he had just fired came back with lightning speed, hitting his own lower abdomen.
The power has increased several times, and it can't be stopped. Sha Wujing can't even control it with Golden Immortal's magic power!
Damn it, it's over!
Sha Wujing opened his mouth and suddenly felt like crying without tears.
Gululu...
Poof!
On the high platform, Sha Wujing suddenly farted loudly!
The fart sound was transformed into Immortal artifact through Sun Wukong, and spread throughout Fengxian County, allowing everyone to hear it.
This also interrupted Zhang Yifan's speech.
Ah this?
Zhang Yifan was stunned, Primeval Lord of Heaven was also stunned, County Marquis Shangguan was also stunned, and all the people were also stunned.
Who is farting?
So loud?
Only Tang Sanzang laughed at the scene.
After seeing Zhang Yifan, he was stunned and even reached out to touch his belly. Tang Sanzang couldn't help but smile as he raised the corner of his mouth.
Tang Sanzang was thinking, even though they are so far away, this Master Zhang farts so loudly!
Wujing Well done!
very nice!
Now, Master Zhang, you are so embarrassed and embarrassed!
puff!
Sha Wujing Another loud fart spread throughout Fengxian County again.
???
That's not right.
No, why does this fart sound sound so close?
Hearing this fart noise, Tang Sanzang felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't explain it at once.
So Tang Sanzang also sniffed the air.
"Fuck, it smells so bad! Ugh!" Tang Sanzang exclaimed in her heart, almost vomiting.
This smell?
How come you can smell it while sitting on a high platform?
It doesn't make sense.
Then Master Zhang is under the high platform, separated by a long distance.
Tang Sanzang's face was full of doubts and a little confused, and then he was startled and immediately turned his head to look at Sha Wujing.
Just at this moment, Sha Wujing farted several times in a row!
Puff puff puff puff!
Then there was a very long popping sound...
Let everyone understand that this is the sound of diarrhea!
"Fuck, it's over, I've had diarrhea." Sha Wujing was so frightened that his face turned pale, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly felt sticky and wet under his butt!
"What the hell!"
Tang Sanzang was immediately shocked. Damn it, it was Sha Wujing who had diarrhea?
I just said why is it so close and smells so bad!
It turns out it's you, you little brat!
Tang Sanzang is speechless.
Seeing Tang Sanzang on the high platform of the lecture turning his head to look at Sha Wujing, and seeing Sha Wujing's embarrassed expression, the people of Fengxian County couldn't help but snicker after being stunned.
Even County Marquis Shangguan couldn't help but stretched out his sleeves to cover his mouth, wanting to laugh but suppressing his laughter.
Zhang Yifan showed a smile at this time, coughed slightly and said, "Ahem, Elder Tang, this Sha Wujing Sha Wujing, is it diarrhea? Why don't you go change your pants first?"
"Ugh... this stink is so unpleasant. Yuck!"
Zhang Yifan even opened the fan to fan himself, but he couldn't help but take a few steps back, and he couldn't help but make a sound of nauseating.
"Hahahaha!"
"The eminent monk has diarrhea! Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha! I still had diarrhea in public! I was laughing so hard, hahahaha!"
This made the people of Fengxian County finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. They burst into laughter and burst into bursts of laughter. The laughter resounded throughout the streets and alleys of Fengxian County.
Many people were laughing so hard.
Some children were laughing so much that they rolled on the ground, pointing at Sha Wujing and laughing.
What the hell!
Diarrhea?
Still had diarrhea in public!
Still having diarrhea in front of Fengxian County hundreds of thousands of people!
I'll be a good boy!
Is this the eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?
It's so funny!
Ha ha ha ha!
Primeval Lord of Heaven, Suirenshi and others couldn't help but laugh.
Sha Wujing has diarrhea?
Or did you have diarrhea in public?
It's so funny!
Ao Bing laughed so hard that tears came out, and his face almost cramped.
Matchmaker Emperor Xin laughed and put his hands on Kitchen God Zhang Ziguo's shoulders. He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Journey to the West team is so embarrassed now!
They are going to be laughed to death by the Primordial Continent Three Realms!