Fengxian County, bursts of laughter broke out at this moment.
The laughter of hundreds of thousands of people could be heard from miles away.
In addition to Fengxian County, two Western Teachings and Arhat just arrived.
Upon hearing the laughter and laughter, the two Arhat couldn't help but look at each other and smile.
One of them, Arhat, said, "This Tang Sanzang held the Fengxian County Fa Conference very successfully!"
"Well, it seems that Saint's worries are a bit unnecessary." Another Arhat also smiled and nodded.
The two Arhat transformed into ordinary people and headed towards Fengxian County.
At this moment, Fengxian County is in the city.
Hundreds of thousands of ordinary people were still laughing.
Who would have thought that this eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, who had just shown that the Dharma was boundless, would now have diarrhea in public?
A person with great Buddhist teachings and a powerful person cannot even control diarrhea?
What the hell!
It's so funny.
Dharma Platform on.
Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched at this moment, and he wanted to kill Sha Wujing!
Sha Wujing, on the other hand, wanted to cry but had no tears. His old face turned red. He wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, and he wanted to disappear immediately from this high platform for teaching the Dharma.
Damn it, it's so embarrassing, you know!
How can I hang out in Western Spirit Mountain in the future?
When those fellow disciples meet, don't they all laugh?
But Sha Wujing couldn't leave!
This Fengxian County Fa conference is not over yet, where are you going?
Of course, you can also admit that you have diarrhea and go change your pants.
But isn't that just a solid idea?
I don't want this old face anymore!
It's so hard for me!
Sha Wujing was so angry that he felt like he would be killed by a headlong collision.
"Um, Diarrhea Arhat... ah no...Sha Wujing...Sha Wujing... hehe..." Looking at Sha Wujing, Zhang Yifan quickly smiled and changed his words.
But this caused Fengxian County all the people who had finally stopped laughing went crazy laughing again.
"Hahahaha!"
"Diarrhea Arhat? Hahahaha!"
"Don't tell me, it's quite smooth! Hahahaha!"
Ouch!
This eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty turns out to be Diarrhea Arhat!
County Marquis Shangguan couldn't help but laugh so hard that tears were about to flow out, but as the host, he accepted Western Teachings's treasure, so he couldn't laugh too much!
Damn it!
It's so difficult!
County Marquis Shangguan is very envious at this moment, envious of these ordinary people who can laugh unscrupulously.
Laugh whenever you want, how freeing it is, how refreshing it is!
Matchmaker Emperor Xin, who had just stopped laughing, was so amused that he was lying on Kitchen God Zhang Ziguo's shoulder.
"Holy shit, I'm so awesome! Hahahaha, Diarrhea Arhat! Hahahaha! I have decided that when I see Sha Wujing from now on, I will call him Diarrhea Arhat!"
Matchmaker Emperor Xin couldn't help but said, laughing very happily.
Ouch.
After Investiture of the Gods Calamity, I have never laughed or been so happy like today.
Following the master is indeed the right thing to do, and it is also extremely happy.
Coming to the Fengxian County Fa Conference, I really learned a lot.
Master, master, I, Emperor Xin, am committed to you for the rest of my life.
Matchmaker Emperor Xin secretly made up his mind.
"Poof!"
On the high platform, when Zhang Yifan said the words Diarrhea Arhat, Sha Wujing immediately spit out a mouthful of old blood and spit it on Dharma Platform.
"Diarrhea Arhat? Diarrhea Arhat!"
Sha Wujing's body trembled and he muttered to himself.
What the hell, could it be that Spirit Mountain's fellow disciples saw him in the future and said, Amitabha, Diarrhea Arhat, where are you going?
Diarrhea Arhat, do you want to go drinking together?
Diarrhea Arhat...
In the future, when you are slaying demons, you should shout in a majestic voice, "Bold demon, I am Diarrhea Arhat. Why don't you just surrender?"
When you see all living beings, you should solemnly shout out: I am, Diarrhea Arhat!?
No! No no no!
Just thinking about those scenes makes Sha Wujing tremble with fear and his scalp becomes numb with fear.
With a click, one Buddha Heart of Sha Wujing also had a crack.
"No, no, no!" Then Sha Wujing waved his hands in fear and shouted loudly, "I'm not Diarrhea Arhat, I'm not Diarrhea Arhat! I don't have diarrhea, I don't have diarrhea!"
Sha Wujing was so angry that he even shouted out!
Ah this?
Sha Wujing suddenly roared angrily and fiercely, which frightened the Fengxian County people.
The loud laughter stopped immediately, and everyone looked at each other, then chuckled, looking at Sha Wujing with disdain.
Someone muttered.
Niang Xipi!
If you didn't pull it, you didn't pull it!
What a shame!
It shocked me!
Just you, you go to Spirit Mountain to learn Buddhist scriptures, and you are a Great Tang eminent monk!
Bah!
Fengxian County Many people think so.
"Well, it doesn't matter if you have diarrhea. Everyone has this kind of unexpected situation."
Zhang Yifan also thought it was funny, and decided to push Sha Wujing towards the abyss again, stepped on him again, and said with a smile, "Pull it, just change it. It won't be a big deal. Do you think so?"
Poof!
Sha Wujing was so angry that his mouth felt sweet, and he spit out another mouthful of old blood. One Buddha Heart cracked and cracked a few more times.
"No! I didn't have diarrhea!" Sha Wujing gritted his teeth and said loudly.
I won't admit it even to death!
Even though there is a wet and sticky mess under my butt, I just refuse to admit it!
"Okay, okay, you didn't have diarrhea." Zhang Yifan grinned and said, "Look, you are going to stink Elder Tang to death. If you don't change it, then continue to stink your master and your two senior brothers."
"It's nothing! Master Zhang, don't talk nonsense!"
Ahhhhhh, Sha Wujing was so angry that he even took a big breath of air. "Look, there's no smell at all! It's all sweet and fresh air!"
"Okay, okay! I'll go sit over there."
Zhang Yifan smiled, but he moved the chair he was sitting on to the left side farther away from the high platform.
???
Damn it!
Actually going out here?
Sha Wujing was shocked.
This Master Zhang actually moved the chair away?
Doesn't this mean that it smells bad here?
"Hey, let's go, let's go with the master."
Primeval Lord of Heaven rubbed his aching face from smiling, moved his chair, and followed Zhang Yifan's pace.
As a result, Suirenshi, Matchmaker Emperor Xin, Ao Bing, and Kitchen God Zhang Ziguo also moved their chairs one after another, far away from Dharma Platform.
It doesn't matter whether you pull it or not!
Our chair is just average, so you just pull it!
I have to say, Master Zhang Yifan's move is Gao Ming.
Suirenshi couldn't help but admire him.
At this time, County Marquis Shangguan also coughed twice with an embarrassed expression, and said, "Um, cough, Elder Tang, Master Zhang and I are sitting over there. As the host, I also have to accompany Master Zhang."
"Go together, go together!"
At that time, many sages and gentry also spoke and moved their chairs to the side.
But all of a sudden, the people in the first four rows of Dharma Platform all moved away.
Everyone is using their actions to show that the area around Dharma Platform really stinks!
"Poof!"
Seeing everyone's actions, Sha Wujing felt sweet in his mouth again and was about to vomit blood again.
Click, click, click!
One Buddha Heart of Sha Wujing was directly broken into pieces!
On the high platform of the lecture, Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched and he was so angry that he was about to curse!
"You bastard! What did you do?"
Tang Sanzang was so angry that Chuanyin cursed Sha Wujing: "I let you ruin Zhang Yifan's stomach. How the hell did you make yourself have diarrhea?!"
But what Tang Sanzang didn't expect was that Sha Wujing actually shouted murderously, "Shut up! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"
This made Tang Sanzang stunned.
Damn it!
This Sha Wujing, scold me? Call me a master?
Tang Sanzang is angry!
Niang Xipi!
This bastard is looking for death, isn't he?
Sun Wukong next to him was holding back his laughter until his face hurt, secretly exclaiming that this Master Zhang method was too Gao Ming.
Zhu Bajie secretly took a breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
This Sha Wujing really stole the chicken but lost the rice, and even folded himself into it.
This Sha Wujing, this life is really over.
Grandma, it's a good thing I didn't do anything, otherwise the name of Diarrhea Arhat would probably fall on me.
call!
I'm so lucky!
Zhu Bajie shouted in his heart.
The two Western Teachings Arhat who had just arrived at the Fengxian County ceremony looked at this scene in stunned silence, and were petrified.
no!
Isn't this Fengxian County Dharma Conference filled with laughter and laughter?
Isn't this very well done?
What is happening now?
Diarrhea Arhat?
Damn it!
It's so ridiculous!
This will make Primordial Continent Three Realms laugh to death.
It turns out that the laughter I heard outside the city of Fengxian County was not a cheerful laughter, nor was it the cheers during the lecture, but it was ridicule!
The two Arhat looked at each other with wry smiles on their faces and were about to cry.
It's over!
It's over!