Tang Sanzang wanted to strike first, but in the end, Sha Wujing was embarrassed in public.
It even made Zhang Yifan call out the name "Diarrhea Arhat".
This is so embarrassing, it belongs to the Primordial Continent Three Realms.
This made Tang Sanzang so angry.
What made Tang Sanzang even more furious was that Sha Wujing dared to tell him to shut up with murderous intent!
Damn it!
I am Master, how dare this little brat disobey me!
You're still showing murderous intent. Do you want to kill me?
You are looking for death!
Tang Sanzang's heart also surged with killing intent. A wisp of demonic energy was born on the already cracked Buddha Heart.
"Hmph."
Tang Sanzang snorted and ignored Sha Wujing, and a wisp of Buddha power filtered the stench.
At the Dharma conference in front of us, Zhang Yifan Master Zhang moved the chairs, County Marquis Shangguan also moved away, and more than thirty rural sages and gentry also moved away.
It would be difficult to deny the diarrhea.
If that's the case, then it's better to just admit it.
Tang Sanzang thought to himself, it was Sha Wujing who had diarrhea anyway, not me.
Scared!
Tang Sanzang made up his mind.
"Amitabha."
Tang Sanzang chanted Buddhist Name, Buddhist Name was so loud that it immediately silenced the Fengxian County Dharma conference.
Tang Sanzang glanced around at the people at the scene and said with a smile, "My Buddha is merciful. Dear donors. As you have seen and heard, my profound disciple of Buddhism is already a god flying in the sky and escaping to the earth. He can also have diarrhea and make a fool of himself, just like ordinary people. What does this mean?"
The common people looked at each other.
What does this mean?
I don't know.
Tang Sanzang paused and said with a smile, "This shows that Buddha is the Buddha achieved by ordinary people! You can become a Buddha by worshiping the Buddha in your heart. Even if you have diarrhea and pants, it will not delay your becoming a Buddha."
As he spoke, Buddha's light shone from Tang Sanzang's body for a moment, shining on the Fengxian County Dharma assembly site, allowing everyone to bathe in this Buddha's light, making people feel extremely comfortable and relaxed.
"Well said!"
Western Teachings The two Arhat who came saw Tang Sanzang's witty smoothing over, and immediately jumped out and took the lead in shouting.
Even Sha Wujing breathed a sigh of relief. It wouldn't be too shameful to make up for it this way.
"It makes some sense."
"Yeah. Yeah."
Some people also nodded.
Many people suddenly had thoughts of worshiping the Buddha.
Seeing that the situation at Fengxian County's Dharma conference was getting better again, Tang Sanzang secretly breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.
Seeing that the Fengxian County Dharma Conference was developing in a direction beneficial to Western Teachings, Suirenshi sneered, laughing? It's too early to laugh!
Suirenshi secretly used his magic power and hit a middle-aged man next to him with a flick of his finger.
The middle-aged man straightened up, grinned, and said loudly, "Yes, you can become a Buddha. After you become a Buddha, you can be called Diarrhea Buddha!"
"Hahahaha!"
This sentence immediately caused a crowd of people to burst into laughter.
"Fuck, I don't want to be called Diarrhea Buddha."
"Then call it Diarrhea Bodhisattva, hahahaha!"
"Fuck you!"
"Hahahaha!"
Fengxian County The Dharma conference was lively again, and everyone was laughing and joking.
This sound of Diarrhea Buddha, Diarrhea Bodhisattva made Sha Wujing's face change, and he was so angry that he was shaking all over.
The heart of worshiping Buddha that had finally filled the hearts of Fengxian County people suddenly disappeared.
Damn it!
Tang Sanzang was suddenly so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Ahhhhhh!
Who is causing trouble?
Get out of here if you have the guts!
Tang Sanzang screamed in his heart, his eyes turned red, and he was so angry that he wanted to kill him!
I originally thought Fengxian County that the first difficulty would be to hold a Dharma conference. How simple a thing that was.
But I never expected that this Fengxian County Fa conference would be so disappointing and too difficult to handle.
Zhang Yifan Master Zhang With just a few words, the Fengxian County puja was destroyed!
Arguing with Master Zhang is so stressful, it's not as easy as killing a few monsters!
But I am Pilgrim, and I have my own mission and responsibility.
Tang Sanzang sighed secretly, otherwise he could have a drink with this Zhang Yifan Master Zhang and ask him to learn about Buddhism and Daoism.
"Forget it, let's change the subject."
Tang Sanzang thought to himself, and chanted Buddhist Name again, making the scene quiet. "Dear donors, you see, you laughed at the Buddha, but the Buddha did not punish you. This shows that I, the Buddha, are compassionate.
Master Zhang, please continue what you just said. How can I be a typical person? What is typical? "
"Okay. Let me tell you about the Buddhist team, the secret behind your status as master and disciple, and what kind of examples you are."
Zhang Yifan grinned, and also somewhat praised Tang Sanzang's ability. It was really rare to be able to find ways to smooth things over many times.
But, I'm sorry, who told you to be Pilgrim from Journey to the West Tribulation!
Zhang Yifan sneered in his heart and said, "Elder Tang, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, Little White Dragon. You should know that Journey to the West is the hottest, hottest and biggest project of the Primordial Continent Three Realms.
The so-called Dao Ancestor promise means that there is no guarantee from God, no blessing from God, Three Realms notice, and support from all directions. Right? "
Tang Sanzang frowned, becoming more and more convinced that this Zhang Yifan Master Zhang was definitely not a mortal!
How could he be a mortal if he even knew such things?
Tang Sanzang hadn't spoken yet, but Sun Wukong spoke first and said with a smile, "Hey, hey, hey, yes, Master Zhang is right."
"Okay! Now that you know it, you should know that there are a lot of Three Realms cultivators who want to join this team without breaking their heads."
Zhang Yifan smiled and said, "Even Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi of Ancestor of Earth Immortals had to show off his old face in order to join the Journey to the West team and get involved with this project. He ignored other people's jokes and became brothers with you Sun Wukong."
???
Sun Wukong was stunned and secretly shouted: What the hell.
I'm just talking about Ancestor of Earth Immortals's Zhen Yuanzi, why do you want to become brothers with me, a junior like me? Is there such a conspiracy behind it?
Zhang Yifan asked with a smile, "Even Zhen Yuanzi of Ancestor of Earth Immortals can have a relationship like this. You Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, Little White Dragon, you few monsters in trouble, how can you become Pilgrim?"
Ah this?
yes.
Why?
Sun Wukong was stunned and didn't understand.
When I first started studying the scriptures, I thought that this Journey to the West studying the scriptures was a punishment for myself, to complete the so-called salvation.
But the further you get to the back, the more you feel that this Journey to the West is not simple.
Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing also frowned.
What's the meaning of this?
Saint specified it, who would think about that!
It's over for being reckless.
Although Primeval Lord of Heaven is Heavenly Dao Saint, I have never paid much attention to Journey to the West Tribulation, and now I am a little curious.
What Master Zhang Yifan is referring to must have a profound meaning.
Sun Wukong scratched his head and said curiously, "Master Zhang, please reveal the secret in detail."
"As I said at the beginning, it is to set a model and set a benchmark."
Zhang Yifan smiled slightly and said, "Let me talk about you Sun Wukong first. Sun Wukong, a big demon, pure Demon Race, has pretty good abilities. Three Realms will cooperate with you in a big show to make you famous and known to Three Realms. This is to establish your reputation first!
Then I force you to cause a huge disaster and suppress you under Wuzhishan for five hundred years.
But you were still recruited to learn from it and became a member of the most popular project Three Realms. Do you know why? "
Sun Wukong, did not speak, he knew that what he thought must be different from this Master Zhang.
"That's because you are already famous enough. Recruiting you can play a very good publicity role!"
Zhang Yifan looked at Sun Wukong and said coldly, "The purpose of your participation in the scripture learning project is to tell the powerful people of Demon Race that if you make mistakes in the future and are desperate, you can take refuge in Buddhism.
What's more, it's even better now when I haven't made any mistakes!
As long as you are strong enough and sincerely surrender, you can become a Buddha and become an ancestor in Western Teachings! "
Zhang Yifan chuckled and said, "Choosing you Sun Wukong is to open a door for Demon Race geniuses and other talented cultivators with no background, and to point out a way out. This is also to secretly sow discord between some talented disciples and the masters of the dojo.
Tell them, don't be afraid of making trouble.
If you have a falling out, you can still come to Western Teachings! "
???
Me?
Does it still mean this?
To drive a wedge between the talented disciples of various majors and their teachers?
Sun Wukong was stunned, Dragon Princess Ao Bing was also stunned, Suirenshi, Primeval Lord of Heaven were also thinking secretly.
When Kitchen God Zhang Ziguo saw Matchmaker Emperor Xin taking out a small notebook and writing something, he turned to look at it curiously and asked softly, "Little Cleaver, what are you doing? What are you writing?"
Matchmaker Emperor Xin raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, "I will write down everything the master said. Then, you know, hehe."
"Oh!" Kitchen God Zhang Ziguo said oh and showed an evil smile. That must spread throughout the Primordial Continent Three Realms.
On the high platform, Tang Sanzang frowned, savoring what Zhang Yifan said.
This sounds reasonable, but it is also one-sided.
Tang Sanzang was still curious, and there were still a few people around, so he said, "Master Zhang, please continue."
"Let's talk again, Zhu Bajie." Zhang Yifan shook his fan and looked at Zhu Bajie.
Seeing Zhang Yifan looking over, Zhu Bajie was startled and quickly averted his gaze. He didn't dare to look at Zhang Yifan now because he was afraid that he would be punished again later.
Seeing Zhu Bajie diverting his attention, Zhang Yifan smiled and said, "Zhu Bajie, in Heavenly Court, you were an unjust official, molested women, violated the rules of heaven and was demoted to the lower realm, and reincarnated into a pig demon. You were also recruited to learn from the experience, and entered the most popular project that Three Realms is eyeing."
Zhu Bajie The corners of his mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to refute, and he was also curious about what type of person he was.
"This is using you Zhu Bajie as a typical character, telling Heavenly Court those gods who are afraid of violating the rules of heaven, don't be afraid. So what if you make a mistake in Heavenly Court? So what if you are demoted? Even if you are reincarnated as a demon, don't be afraid!
As long as you are willing to take refuge in Buddhism, you can still achieve positive results. "
Zhang Yifan snorted coldly, "Western Teachings is scolding Heavenly Court openly and secretly for being blind! And I, Western Teachings, am good at discovering talents!
This is emboldening Heavenly Court True God, who has evil intentions. Tell them that if the rules of heaven are violated, then they are violated, don't be afraid! And I, Western Teachings!
This is also taking Heavenly Court's corner!"
???
Damn it!
Among Journey to the West Tribulation, Western Teachings chose to learn from the members, but they are still plotting against Heavenly Court?
Kitchen God Zhang Ziguo's eyes widened and his heart became angry.
This Saint scheme is too damn deep!
Matchmaker Emperor Xin also twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling a little unhappy.
This kind of conspiracy is so unpleasant, it would be better to have a hearty fight!
Although he was very angry, Matchmaker Emperor Xin kept writing the pen in his hand and kept writing down everything Zhang Yifan said.
On the high platform, Tang Sanzang was silent. If you think about it according to Master Zhang, it does make sense.
But, it doesn't seem to make much sense.
Who can explain this calculation clearly?
Tang Sanzang did not open his mouth to refute in the end, wanting to listen first before speaking, "Master Zhang, what else is there?"
"Sha Wujing, his ability is mediocre. He couldn't do things well in Heavenly Court. He angered his superiors and was demoted to the lower realm. In the Flowing Sand River, he became a monster. He harmed the people and ate countless people. He also ate you Tang Sanzang for the ninth time, but he was also recruited to learn from you."
???
My abilities are mediocre? Can't do things?
Why can't I do this?!
I am Diarrhea Arhat after all, ah no, I am Golden-Bodied Arhat!
Golden Immortal realm big shot!
Big shot, you know!
Sha Wujing suddenly became angry and wanted to slap Zhang Yifan.
But then he thought, ah, he was talking about Sha Wujing, not me, oh, that's okay!
The anger disappeared strangely.
Glancing at Sha Wujing who was secretly angry, Zhang Yifan chuckled disdainfully and said, "Taking you Sha Wujing as a typical character, this is to tell Heavenly Court the gods and other dojo disciples that you should not be afraid of doing bad things.
Don't worry, Buddhism values talents and is good at tapping them!
When your superiors and elders say that you are not good at what you do, and when you are not happy with what you do, you can jump to Buddhism!
Here, you can still achieve Buddha fruit position and be respected by the world!
This is not only poaching Heavenly Court, but also poaching Netherworld and Three Realms's powerful dojo! "
The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth were twitching, and he was holding back his breath. What Master Zhang said came and went, but why was there nothing good to say?
Can't you just call me Western Teachings?
Really!
The two Arhats among the Fengxian County people had very gloomy expressions. These two are Dragon Subduing Arhat and Tiger Subduing Arhat.
Regarding the candidates for the team members, they have more or less heard Tathagata and Guanyin mention it.
This is truly a select group of members.
But how did this Master Zhang know about such an extremely secret thing?
Is this possible?
Something weird!
On the high platform, Sha Wujing looked indifferent. Anyway, I am not Sha Wujing, so it is none of my business!
Zhang Yifan looked at the half-kneeling white horse again, his face a little cold. "Little White Dragon, you disobeyed your father, set fire to your home, and refused to obey Dragon King's discipline. You are an unfaithful and unfilial person.
On Heavenly Court, you were about to be beaten to death, but you were saved and became Pilgrim. "
Zhang Yifan looked very unhappy, and was also unhappy with this unfaithful and unfilial Little White Dragon. He said in a cold tone, "Take you as a typical character. This is what Western Teachings tells Primordial Continent Three Realms practitioners, and even the younger generation of all races.
It doesn't matter if you are rebellious!
It doesn't matter if you did something wrong!
Even if you are afraid of setting fire to your home or disobeying your parents, it doesn't matter!
That's because your elders don't understand you! I don't understand you!
It's all their fault!
And I, Western Teachings, and I, Buddhism, are the most considerate!
As long as you take refuge in Buddhism and devote yourself to the Buddha, Buddhism can help you!
It can also give you the opportunity to achieve Buddha fruit position and achieve a career.
What are you waiting for?
Come on!
Come to me Western Teachings!
The vast world is open to you to roam! "
???
After hearing what Zhang Yifan said, the white horse was stunned.
I'm a good boy.
Is this Little White Dragon so scumbag in love? Are they unfaithful and unfilial people?
Why did I turn into this White Dragon Horse!
Depend on!
If I had known earlier, I would have inquired more clearly.
These words were so resounding that they shocked Fengxian County, and hundreds of thousands of people fell silent.
Although they did not understand the truth, seeing that none of the Great Tang eminent monks refuted it, the common people understood that Master Zhang was right.
At least the past deeds of several people must be true.
Why is such a person next to this Great Tang eminent monk?
The people of Fengxian County are a little confused.
Primeval Lord of Heaven is also thinking about it carefully. The more he thinks about it, the more he feels that what Master Zhang Yifan said makes sense.
These Junti and Jieyin the Old Man are so calculated.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, White Dragon Horse, these four people have typical identities, which is equivalent to plotting against the powerful Three Realms!
In order to make Western Teachings stronger, Junti and Jieyin the Old Man have really worked hard.
"Where is the poor monk?" Tang Sanzang asked with a smile.
"You, Elder Tang." Zhang Yifan snapped his fan, put away his fan, and said with a smile, "You are the disciple of Tathagata Buddha, the reincarnation of Golden Cicada, the authentic Buddhism, and the leader of the Buddhist scripture collection team.
You took four tainted disciples Journey to the West to learn the scriptures, spread Buddhism along the way, and finally obtained the true scriptures and achieved Buddha fruit position.
Isn't this just to show Three Realms cultivators and tell them, you see, even these incompetent monsters who follow me Buddhism can achieve Buddha fruit position under my leadership Buddhism.
What's more, you?
Of course you can do it better!
What are you waiting for? Hurry up and vote for me Western Teachings.
As long as you are sincere to the Buddha and do things for me Buddhism, you can achieve Buddha fruit position!
You no longer have to worry about your future, come to me Western Teachings and you will have a bright future!
Western Teachings is a slap in the face of Heavenly Court, and it is also a slap in the face of Three Realms's powerful dojo! "
"Hahahaha! Wonderful, wonderful!"
After Tang Sanzang listened, he clapped his hands and laughed, then shook his head and said, "Master Zhang It's really a pity not to tell stories. It's a shame to make this story interesting and exciting. What a pity. What a pity."
These are all your one-sided words and hypotheses. "
"Hahahaha."
Zhang Yifan also raised his head and laughed, "If you say yes, then that's it. Anyway, you can't control what Primordial Continent Three Realms's powerful people think."
???
Tang Sanzang Hearing this, his expression changed, yes.
Whether it is true or false, what do those powerful people think?
The introduction to this terrible idea has been thrown out by Master Zhang. Those powerful people will be more or less afraid of Western Teachings!
I'll go for it!
In other words, no matter whether Master Zhang is talking nonsense or not, this is also done by Western Teachings!
Yes, conspiracy!
Damn it!
Tang Sanzang was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have asked Zhang Yifan what kind of model we are.
Not so curious!
The most important thing is that I, Tang Sanzang, was put in the last place.
Otherwise, we would have stopped long ago!
Curiosity killed the cat!
Primeval Lord of Heaven, Suirenshi, and Ao Bing couldn't help but laugh.
The master is the master. This interpretation has turned all the powerful people of the Primordial Continent Three Realms into the opposite of Western Teachings!
Awesome!
Matchmaker Emperor Xin raised the corner of his mouth, showing an evil smile, muttering secretly in his heart, "In the follow-up, I just need His Majesty the Jade Emperor to publicize it, then... hehe... hehe...
Interesting, interesting! "