Primordial Era: Mistakenly Called the Jade Emperor My Son at the Start
Chapter 39

Nuwa's Tears Flowed, I Was So Touched

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In the mortal realm, Zhang Yifan's farmhouse courtyard.

A good show was about to begin.

Yunxiao threatened Saint Nuwa, "Do you want to die, or bow your head? You choose!"

"Oh, this outfit fits just right. It's very suitable."

Yunxiao draped the clothes over Nuwa, couldn't help but praise her, then became sad again, "It reminds me of your mother. Your mother used to drape clothes on me like this too. She was my good sister. Why did she leave so suddenly? Wuwuwu..."

You son of a bitch!

Nuwa's mouth twitched with anger, her eyes blazed, but internally she was struggling, flustered, and even a little fearful.

As Yunxiao had said, at this moment, her Saintly power was completely gone, her body was frail, and she couldn't fight back against multiple opponents.

She believed Yunxiao would definitely go for the kill.

The two families were enemies during the Investiture of the Gods Calamity. If she had a chance for revenge, wouldn't she take it?

Entering this courtyard was like being a lamb to the slaughter!

Forget it. When you're under someone else's roof, you have to bow your head.

Take a step back, and the sea and sky will open up. Plus, I can get that unknown great opportunity.

Nuwa comforted herself.

With this thought, Nuwa gritted her teeth and softly said, "Thank you, Auntie."

"Aiya!" Yunxiao was overjoyed, laughing heartily, "Little Lunlun, you finally remember your Auntie Yunyun!"

"Yes, Yunyun, Auntie." Nuwa called out through gritted teeth, wishing she could devour Yunxiao.

Yunxiao, on the other hand, laughed loudly, "Hahahaha, that's great! Little Lunlun, Auntie Yunyun thought you'd gone crazy and didn't recognize me anymore! I'm so happy to see you."

You're the one who's crazy! Nuwa was furious, cursing inwardly, but she was powerless and didn't dare to resist at all!

Sect Master Tongtian, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and others' eyes lit up.

Wow, this is great!

We got her!

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahahaha, a reunion of aunt and niece, today is a joyous day."

"Yes, yes, it's so touching!"

As they laughed, they applauded and gave Yunxiao thumbs up.

Qiongxiao, Bixiao, and the Seven Fairies, several young girls, were even moved to tears.

Pfft!

Seeing everyone teasing her so much, Nuwa felt a sweetness in her mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood.

But she didn't let it out, forcefully swallowing it back.

So touched, I'm so incredibly touched. Nuwa's eyes welled up with tears.

Yunxiao did a great job! Yang Jian and Taibai Jinxing were slapping their thighs and laughing, tears about to stream out.

"That's wonderful, a family reunion. Great Grandfather is also happy for you. Hahaha." Zhang Yifan was also very happy.

A family reunion was naturally moving.

Nuwa felt like crying but had no tears, her sorrow flowing like a river within her heart.

"Quick, quick, Little Lunlun, sit down and eat." Zhang Yifan pulled Nuwa to sit down.

"Little Lunlun, Auntie Qiongqiong will serve you rice." Qiongxiao chuckled and served Nuwa a bowl of rice.

"Little Lunlun, here, Auntie Bixiao will give you some mutton. Eat more vegetables." Bixiao also went along with the flow.

"Little Lunlun, Uncle Mingming will pour you a cup of hot water." Zhao Gongming also enthusiastically poured Nuwa a cup of hot water.

Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, stepping down on Nuwa's generation and elevating their own, Sect Master Tongtian and the Jade Emperor secretly smiled.

Old Ancestor Qilin and the Big Black Dog were also sticking out their tongues and secretly chuckling.

In the entire courtyard, everyone, human and dog alike, was laughing. Only Nuwa was silently shedding tears, licking her wounds alone.

"Little Lunlun, quickly thank your Auntie, thank your Uncle." Yunxiao delivered another blow to Nuwa.

"???"

Saint Nuwa thought, My heart is weary. Just let it all be destroyed.

"Little Lunlun, be good~ Quickly thank your Auntie, thank your Uncle." Yunxiao reached out and smoothed Nuwa's messy hair.

It seemed gentle, but it was filled with hidden danger.

Nuwa was about to cry. She glanced at Yunxiao, then said to Qiongxiao, Bixiao, and Zhao Gongming, "Thank you, Auntie Qiongqiong, thank you, Auntie Bixiao, thank you, Uncle Mingming."

"Good, good, good, hahahaha!"

Qiongxiao, Bixiao, Zhao Gongming, and the others burst into laughter.

Being called aunt and uncle by Heavenly Dao Saints made the few of them feel refreshed and extremely elated.

To think that a dignified Heavenly Dao Saint had to call me aunt! And uncle!

So satisfying!

It was so damn satisfying!

They hadn't felt this good since after the Investiture of the Gods Calamity!

"Alright, let Little Lunlun go wash up and change her clothes."

Zhang Yifan waved his hand, not letting Yunxiao, Yang Jian, and the others tease Saint Nuwa further. Instead, he told Nuwa to change out of her dirty clothes.

The others could only wait for Nuwa to wash and change.

Before long, Nuwa was ready.

"Oh? Little Lunlun, while not exactly stunningly beautiful, is still very attractive. She's just a bit gaunt from hunger."

Seeing Nuwa, who had changed into clean clothes, Zhang Yifan praised her.

Yunxiao and the others shook their heads. Far from just attractive, Nuwa was already a renowned beauty in the Primordial Era.

However, no one else bothered to admire her.

Who among the women present wasn't a peerless beauty?

Yunxiao, the Seven Fairies, and the others thought to themselves.

Yang Jian, Zhao Gongming, and the others felt inwardly triumphant. Suppressing Nuwa's status and position was incredibly satisfying. They ate their meal slowly, savoring the delicacies, rather than wolfing it down.

This feeling was wonderful!

Nuwa, having been put through the wringer, had had enough.

Now that she had changed, she began to let go of the matter of seniority. Her gaze fixed on the food in her bowl, her heart surged with emotion.

She also took a large bite.

Delicious!

It was truly delicious!

Only after tasting it did she realize how rich the fragments of Great Dao Laws contained within the food were!

She had never felt such clear Great Dao Laws in the Primordial Era!

Nuwa was inwardly shocked and incredibly excited.

Her Saint cultivation, which hadn't advanced in a million years, was actually showing signs of loosening!

Nuwa didn't care about anything else. Her chopsticks moved like lightning, rapidly shoveling food into her mouth.

She stuffed more in even when she couldn't swallow, her mouth bulging. She looked like a starving ghost.

"Slow down, slow down, don't choke," Zhang Yifan gently patted Nuwa's back.

Nuwa nodded, but her hands didn't stop.

In a whirlwind of eating, she finished all the food in front of her.

After finishing her own portion, Nuwa grabbed the food from in front of Yunxiao and brought it over.

"Don't snatch, Little Lunlun," Yunxiao glared.

Nuwa said, "Auntie Yunyun, I'm too hungry. I've been begging outside for three years and haven't had a full meal."

This is unbelievable.

Just pretend!

Yunxiao rolled her eyes inwardly.

After finishing her meal, Nuwa snatched the dishes from Qiongxiao and brought them to herself.

Qiongxiao's eyes widened. Although she had plenty in her own bowl, she couldn't stand this.

Fine, it's just a plate of food. Great Grandfather has plenty more.

I'll get back at you later.

Qiongxiao's lips curved into a smile.

Zhang Yifan, the Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, and the others appeared indifferent.

The few of them drank their wine, ate their meat, and enjoyed the night view, feeling utterly at ease.

After the meal, Nuwa was truly stuffed.

She really couldn't eat anymore.

Vast fragments of Great Dao Laws surged within her. She felt that if she ate a few more bites, she would have to leave immediately to circulate her cultivation technique and absorb this immense energy.

Nuwa didn't want to leave at this moment.

"Little Lunlun, are you done eating?" Yang Jian walked over then, a smile on his lips.

"Mhm, I'm done," Nuwa nodded.

"Glad you enjoyed your meal," Yang Jian said, holding a cup of tea and smiling as he handed it to Nuwa. "Your Grandpa Yang made you some tea. Here, have a sip to cleanse your palate."

"Okay," Nuwa nodded mechanically, then suddenly snapped awake.

Huh???

Grandpa Yang?

Who do you think you are, Yang Jian?

You dare make this Saint call you Grandpa?

Nuwa's eyes widened, her killing intent surging. She was about to unleash her fury.

"This is Enlightenment Tea, you know."

Yang Jian looked at Nuwa with a smile, then suddenly added.

???

Nuwa's killing intent froze. Her gaze shifted to the tea.

Oh my god, this really is Enlightenment Tea!

Nuwa was shocked.

Yang Jian actually has Enlightenment Tea?

This is a rare treasure.

Even Dao Ancestor Hongjun only has a tiny pinch, and he's too stingy to share it with anyone.

Thinking this, Nuwa reached out to take the cup, but Yang Jian dodged.

"First, call me Grandpa Yang," Yang Jian teased.

Nuwa: ... You little brat, don't push it!

"Hurry up and call him, Little Lunlun. You can't be so disrespectful," Yunxiao chimed in, supporting Yang Jian. She gently nudged Nuwa.

Disrespectful?!

Nuwa's heart shattered. Even the younger generation could walk all over her.

Being a Saint was truly pathetic.

"Mmm, what a fragrant Enlightenment Tea," Yang Jian said, smelling the tea and putting on an exaggerated expression.

"If you're not going to drink it, I will," Yang Jian used a bit of provocation.

Nuwa closed her eyes, gritted her teeth, and shouted, "Grandpa Yang!"

"Ah, good girl, Little Lunlun! Hahahaha!" Yang Jian burst into laughter!

Everyone else also chuckled, finding Yang Jian to be quite an amusing person.

Well done!

Nuwa, angered, quickly snatched the Enlightenment Tea and drank it down in one gulp.

"Come, come, let's have some tea."

Just then, Zhang Yifan came out with a large bucket of Enlightenment Tea and poured a big bowl for everyone!

This is ridiculous!

Everyone else got to drink it!

Nuwa spat out another mouthful of blood, realizing she'd been tricked by Yang Jian!

"Hahahaha!" Yang Jian laughed even harder.

The Three Xiaos, Taibai Jinxing, Zhao Gongming, and the others were doubled over with laughter, their stomachs aching.

Old Ancestor Qilin and Big Black Dog rolled on the ground with laughter.

"Little Lunlun, don't think I'm taking advantage of you. Those three, and Little Mingming, they all call me Uncle."

Yang Jian pointed at the Three Xiaos and Zhao Gongming, saying to Nuwa, "You call Auntie Yunyun, so naturally, you have to call me Grandpa."

"This seniority, it's correct, isn't it?"

"That's right," Zhao Gongming nodded.

Nuwa: ...

Fine, I'll endure it!

Nuwa no longer argued.

"Little Lunlun, you have to call me Grandma now," Princess Tianshou of the Seven Fairies also joined in, smiling at Nuwa.

Me!!!

Nuwa was about to collapse.

Is this ever going to end?

"And me, and me!"

The other six princesses also came to join the fun.

An opportunity to tease Saint Nuwa, to step on this Saint, how could she possibly let it go!

"I..."

Nuwa felt her Blood Essence surge straight to her head, her vision darkened, and she almost fainted.

The Seventh Fairy quickly steadied Nuwa and said with a grin, "Little Lunlun, don't be afraid, your Seventh Grandma will hold you."

"Thank you so much for that!" Nuwa gritted her teeth.

"Good granddaughter, it's alright, no need to be polite with your Seventh Grandma~" the Seventh Fairy giggled.

"Ah~" Nuwa tilted her head back, sighing, looking utterly worn out.

Being mixed up with this group was even more terrifying than mortals encountering demons.

It was too exhausting.

Let it all be destroyed, Saint or no Saint, Calamity or no Calamity, none of it mattered.

Let it all be destroyed, quickly.

After all this, Nuwa's Saintly Dao heart was almost shattered.

The Seven Fairies and the Three Xiaos burst into laughter.

Seeing everyone laughing and joking, Zhang Yifan was also very happy, feeling a warmth in his heart.

This lively scene was very much like celebrating the New Year.

It had been a long time since he'd experienced something like this.

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