What kind of sword is so awesome that it's hanging above Dao Ancestor Hongjun's head?
There are two swords!
Gasps of surprise erupted.
Sect Master Tongtian, the Jade Emperor, Nuwa, and others were greatly shocked.
Something like this can happen?
"Father, tell us quickly, what kind of swords are they?" the Jade Emperor asked eagerly.
"Yes, yes, Grandpa, tell us quickly." Sect Master Tongtian also really wanted to know!
Earlier, he had cursed that old man Hongjun and was punished to face the wall on Golden Ao Island for a thousand years.
He didn't want to always be without a solution in the future.
If he knew what these two swords were, even if he only knew one of them, he could use it to annoy Dao Ancestor Hongjun.
He could even wrestle with Hongjun.
Everyone looked at Zhang Yifan, like thirsty children, hoping Zhang Yifan would continue.
"Oh dear, it's getting late. It's already very late, and this old man wants to go to sleep. I'm very sleepy. I'll tell you tomorrow morning."
Zhang Yifan yawned, waved his hand, and didn't continue speaking. Instead, he got up to go to bed.
What the heck!
Jade Emperor: ...
Sect Master Tongtian: ...
Everyone was helpless for a moment. Their appetites had been whetted, but then he suddenly stopped talking. How could they stand it!
"Father, just tell us a little more. It's not even late yet." The Jade Emperor grabbed Zhang Yifan's arm and said anxiously, almost like he was being spoiled.
Zhang Yifan glared at the Jade Emperor: "It's already past midnight, past twelve o'clock! You still think it's early. You unfilial son, do you want to wear out this old bone of mine? If it were in the past, I would have slept for two hours already."
???
You'll wear yourself out?
You're an old bone?
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes. Father, the meals you cook are infused with fragments of Great Dao Laws!
A mortal who eats just one bite can become an immortal directly!
You eat it every day, will you grow old!
Aren't you still that handsome face of a forty-year-old?
Sect Master Tongtian also chuckled, thinking to himself: Old man, you're joking!
In the three realms of the Primordial Era, anyone else might wear out or be an old bone, but you definitely aren't!
Don't you see how you easily broke that Great Dao Artifact hoe!
That was something even a Quasi-Saint couldn't lift, a hoe that could dig off a Saint's head, and could kill Heavenly Dao existences, yet you snapped it with one hand.
And you say you're old?
It's simply against natural law.
"Alright, let Father rest early. I've been telling you stories all night, and you still haven't heard enough." The Queen Mother chimed in to support Zhang Yifan, also glaring at the Jade Emperor and Sect Master Tongtian.
"Exactly, exactly, Grandpa, hurry up and go to sleep. We want to sleep too."
The Seven Fairies were well-behaved and sensible, and they also spoke up for Zhang Yifan.
"See, it's the daughter-in-law who's good, it's the granddaughters who are sensible."
Zhang Yifan said to the Jade Emperor with annoyance: "Look at you, so impatient, what great things can you accomplish? Eating well and sleeping well are the most important matters in the world! Do you understand!"
"Ah, yes, yes, yes, Father, your teachings are correct! Your son understands." The Jade Emperor quickly nodded and bowed with a fawning smile, helping Zhang Yifan into the room.
The Queen Mother was responsible for heating water for Zhang Yifan to wash his face and soak his feet.
The Seven Fairies, the Three Xiaos, and others even went to make Zhang Yifan's bed and tidy up the room.
These great powers, the noble princesses of the Heavenly Court, were at this moment like servants in a wealthy family, comfortably and attentively serving Zhang Yifan!
Seeing this scene, even Hongjun would only feel envy and jealousy!
After Zhang Yifan went to sleep.
The Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, and others did not sleep.
They couldn't sleep!
They couldn't sleep no matter what.
They were wide awake and couldn't sleep at all!
Having learned this earth-shattering secret, everyone had too many thoughts, and their minds were crystal clear.
"Young Master, I've returned." Taibai Jinxing quietly returned to Zhang Yifan's courtyard.
"Is the job done?" the Jade Emperor asked.
"It's done. This is the ox."
Taibai Jinxing nodded respectfully, then released the true form of the Old Ox Spirit.
"Good job, Old Bai!" The Seventh Fairy, seeing the Old Ox Spirit slain, was overjoyed. She couldn't help but pat Taibai Jinxing's shoulder in praise.
Taibai Jinxing was flattered and bowed repeatedly, saying, "It is my fortune to be able to share your worries, Your Majesty and Princess."
"Is this the Old Ox Spirit that was with Dong Yong in the story the Old Man mentioned, Cowherd and Weaver Girl?" Saint Nuwa asked, looking at the corpse of the Old Ox Spirit.
"Yes. What about it?" the Jade Emperor nodded.
"The Old Man just mentioned it casually, and you took it seriously?" Saint Nuwa chuckled.
"When has my father ever been wrong?"
The Jade Emperor raised an eyebrow and said to Saint Nuwa without politeness, "As for you, little beggar, you shamelessly snuck in, obtained a great opportunity, became related to my daughter, and became my daughter's granddaughter. You've really gotten off easy."
Nuwa: ???
Little beggar?
Related to your daughter?
Became your daughter's granddaughter?
And I got off easy?
Damn it! I am the dignified Heavenly Dao Saint!
Noble and revered by all beings in the Primordial Era!
How dare you insult me?
Saint Nuwa was furious, pointing at the Jade Emperor, "Good for you, Jade Emperor! You..."
"What about me! You have to call me Great Grandfather!"
Before Nuwa could finish speaking, the Jade Emperor snorted, stood up, and slapped Nuwa's hand away.
Nuwa was instantly enraged, killing intent surging to her forehead.
The Seventh Fairy suddenly flashed in front of the Jade Emperor, looking at Nuwa coldly, and said with an unfriendly tone, "Dare to argue with my Imperial Father? My eldest granddaughter, can't you see your Seventh Grandmother here? Are you looking for a beating?"
"Exactly! Your eldest grandmother is here."
"And your second grandmother!"
"And your Aunt Yunxiao!"
The Seven Princesses, Yunxiao, Bixiao, and Qiongxiao, all stepped forward, glaring at Nuwa.
A Saint?
So what if you're a Saint!
In Zhang Yifan's eyes, you, Nuwa, are just a little beggar!
It's a favor that you were allowed to sneak in and get a meal!
Nuwa was so angry that veins bulged on her forehead.
Since becoming a Saint, everyone had always respectfully flattered her, Nuwa, and catered to her moods.
When had she ever felt so wronged?
Yet, she dared not make a move.
Not to mention the existence of Zhang Yifan, that mysterious powerful being, even the Old Ancestor Qilin and the Big Black Dog were coldly staring at Nuwa.
As soon as she dared to make a move, the Old Ancestor Qilin would immediately jump out and bite her to death.
In this small courtyard, Nuwa's cultivation was completely gone.
Sect Master Tongtian, meanwhile, sat aside with a small stool, cracking melon seeds and smiling as he watched the scene unfold.
Spectating, spectating!
Seeing Nuwa in a predicament made Sect Master Tongtian quite happy.
The Jade Emperor was also very happy. His daughters were actually protecting him, their father, with such fervor, making him feel warm inside.
His daughters had grown up, facing a Saint without fear, even daring to step on one.
This kind of courage and spirit was already top-tier in the Primordial Era.
The atmosphere in Zhang Yifan's small courtyard became tense, filled with killing intent, and a battle was about to erupt between the women.
Yang Jian and Zhao Gongming were ready to help.
The tension reached its peak!
"Waaah, I'm going to tell the Old Ancestor that you're bullying me, waaah."
But an idea struck Nuwa. She suddenly sat down on the ground and started crying loudly, her wails echoing through the night sky.
Seeing Nuwa suddenly start crying.
The Seven Fairies, the Three Xiaos, and the others widened their eyes, finding it somewhat unbelievable.
Sect Master Tongtian also wore a look of shock.
"What the hell!"
"Have you no shame?!"
"To actually sit on the ground and cry like this."
"You're a dignified Heavenly Dao Saint, can you not be such a coward?"
"Show some backbone!"
"I'm going to tell the Old Ancestor, boohoo!"
Saint Nuwa deliberately refused to let it go, continuing to cry loudly. Her little face was red from crying, and her eyes were swollen.
As she cried, Nuwa got up and ran towards Zhang Yifan's room. Her feet seemed to have Wind Fire Wheels attached, as she ran incredibly fast.
"Holy crap."
The Jade Emperor and the others were startled and couldn't stop her.
Saint Nuwa, her scheme successful, darted into Zhang Yifan's room like a streak of light. She then burrowed into Zhang Yifan's blankets, tightly embracing him with both arms. She lay in his embrace, sobbing pitifully, resembling a wronged granddaughter.
What in the world!
The Jade Emperor, Sect Master Tongtian, the Queen Mother, the Seven Fairies, the Three Xiaos, Yang Jian, Zhao Gongming, and the others were all stunned.
Even the Old Ancestor Qilin, the Big Black Dog, the Dragon Ancestor, the Big Goldfish, and the nine Ten Golden Crows were dumbfounded.
The Seventh Fairy's eyes widened, and she laughed in anger, "Damn it, I treated you like a granddaughter, and you want to be my grandmother?!"
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