Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 10

Gangzi's Ruin! All Theories in Question!

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"I..."

Xiao Wu's eyes held nothing but confusion. What could she think? What could she possibly come up with?

Only after a long time did she finally say, "Let's keep watching."

"Xiao San trusts the Master too much."

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing continued nodding, unable to say anything.

Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong lay sprawled on the bed, her camisole exposing a great deal of skin...

As she read the current Sharp reviews, she had completely fallen into despair, her heart feeling as though it were being cut apart.

"Could it be that Xiaogang's talent was really fake?"

"Xiaogang, why did you do this..."

"Even when you wanted to prove yourself, you had to teach a genius with Twin Martial Souls. Didn't you say there were no useless Martial Souls?"

"But you chose to teach a genius rather than someone with a truly Useless Martial Soul. Does that count as proof?"

"Could it be that my love for Xiaogang truly came from an illusion? Otherwise, why am I only discovering these problems with him now?"

Bibi Dong was thoroughly suspicious, thoroughly afraid.

By this point, there was no longer any room for doubt in what the light screen had said. These matters alone were enough to prove Yu Xiaogang's deceitful nature.

Bibi Dong now even suspected whether Yu Xiaogang's love for her had been a deception as well, whether it had been for some kind of benefit.

If that was truly the case, did she still need to love Yu Xiaogang? Perhaps she did not...

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong had been so provoked that she coughed up a mouthful of blood:

"No, how could this be?!"

"Xiaogang, why didn't you prove yourself? Xiaogang, how could your theories be wrong?!"

"When you conquered me with your talent, it wasn't like this..."

"Why?!"

"Pfft—!"

As she spoke, Liu Erlong spat out another mouthful of blood.

As she watched the Comment section, the Three people who supposedly knew Tang San never came forward to speak, and she had already guessed the outcome.

The light screen was likely telling the truth. Those three people probably did not know how to refute it either.

Liu Erlong was now utterly conflicted. She felt pity and love for Yu Xiaogang, yet also doubt and confusion.

The light screen said Yu Xiaogang's theories were wrong, that he had no talent at all, that he was nothing more than a fraud who had stolen another's name.

Liu Erlong wondered, "If Xiaogang really has been deceiving people..."

"Would I still like him?"

"Is someone like that still worthy of my love...?"

She clutched her chest, falling into a predicament similar to Bibi Dong's.

In truth, however, no matter how much their hearts were affected, they could not affect the Sharp reviews in the light screen.

At this moment, the criticism within the light screen continued. After all, Yu Xiaogang's theories were riddled with holes.

In the light screen.

[All I can say is that although Tang San had something wrong with his brain, he was also pretty unlucky to have followed Yu Xiaogang, that useless fool!] [Even his worldview was twisted during the later stages of his upbringing. He could actually shout a slogan like, 'Those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities.' It's simply ridiculous!] [Back to the point: Gangzi's theories have no basis in reality whatsoever!] [His Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul were even more of a patchwork job. He took other people's theories, altered them haphazardly, and turned them into his own theories!] [For example, his theories state that 'the amount of Innate Soul Power is directly proportional to the quality of one's Martial Soul,' 'the enhancement effect of a Martial Soul Avatar is directly proportional to the quality of the Martial Soul itself,' and 'Soul Ring bottlenecks cannot prevent a Soul Master's Soul Power from increasing'...] [Don't all high-level Soul Masters know these things? Which Titled Douluo wouldn't know? Even some Soul Douluo and Soul Saints know these basics!] [Yet Yu Xiaogang put them into his own theories and published them as if he had researched and discovered them himself.] [Then there's the so-called Martial Soul Mimicry Theory, claiming that Plant System Soul Masters can absorb Beast Soul Beasts. This was a key point in his teachings to Tang San.] [But I want to ask: among the countless Soul Masters across Douluo Continent, has there never been a single Plant Martial Soul user who absorbed a Beast Soul Beast?] [Wouldn't this kind of thing yield an answer without any research at all? Then I could also say that Oscar can absorb Beast Martial Souls, and my theory would be that 'Food System Soul Masters can absorb Beast Soul Beasts.' Wouldn't that make me a new Theory Master?] [And because Plant System Soul Masters can absorb Beast Soul Rings, Gangzi had Tang San absorb a Mandala Snake and a Man Faced Demon Spider!]

[Oh heavens, since Plant System Soul Masters could absorb Plant System Soul Beasts and Beast Soul Beasts alike, why take the long way around?]

[Why not directly absorb Plant System Soul Beasts with greater compatibility? Their fusion would be better too, so wouldn't the Soul Skills be stronger?]

[According to his theory, Blue Silver Grass had to be cultivated to obtain toxins—did Plant System Soul Beasts not have poison?]

[Not to mention, Gangzi's way of raising Tang San had completely ruined him!]

[The defining trait of Blue Silver Grass—or rather, the Blue Silver Emperor—was its formidable vitality. The Soul Rings Tang San obtained after his later awakening, as well as the skills granted by the Blue Silver Emperor Soul Bone, were all related to vitality!]

[Yet you, Gangzi, made Blue Silver Grass absorb poisonous Soul Rings, suppressing its vitality trait and turning it into some neither-here-nor-there mess!]

[That was why, when Tang San competed later on and fought top-tier Beast Martial Souls like Shui Bing'er's, his confidence was utterly shattered after being beaten down—because poison was completely useless against powerful Soul Masters!]

[Gangzi did not even understand how to cultivate Twin Martial Souls. He still had to seek out Bibi Dong to learn how to prevent the second Martial Soul from causing someone to explode and die when absorbing Soul Rings!]

[Thinking back on Tang San's journey, if not for his Blue Silver Emperor being stronger than ordinary Blue Silver Grass, if not for him having his own cultivation technique to train Soul Power.]

[If not for his Hidden Weapons making up for the weakness of his Soul Skills, if not for his good fortune in obtaining the Eight Spider Lances External Soul Bone!]

[If not for his Clear Sky Hammer compensating for Blue Silver Grass's disadvantage during competitions!]

[Then how could Tang San even talk about developing, let alone becoming an outstanding Soul Master? He relied entirely on external help. Which of the skills Gangzi gave him was actually useful?]

[And it just so happened that none of that external help had anything to do with Gangzi! So what was Gangzi's purpose—being a mascot?]

By this point in his sharp review, Song Ye had poured out so much in one breath that he paused for a moment to catch his breath.

Indeed, this round of sharp review had been far too long, but there was no helping it. There were simply too many things to criticize about Gangzi.

And after reading this string of sharp reviews, all the spectators watching the show were deeply convinced of Yu Xiaogang's uselessness.

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "Looking at it this way, Yu Xiaogang truly is useless to the extreme! I really don't know how certain people could fall for a man like that..."

[Bibi Dong]: "Who I fell for is none of your business. Who are you to mock This Seat with such veiled sarcasm?"

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "No, I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being direct! Bibi Dong, you're blind! You could even stomach trash like Yu Xiaogang—you must have been truly desperate!"

[Bibi Dong]: "Leave your name behind if you dare. This Seat will not spare you!"

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "You should think carefully about how you plan to deal with that trash Yu Xiaogang afterward... The Light Screen has proven that all his theories were either plagiarized or wrong! And you still like him?"

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