Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 14

Ning Rongrong Withdraws From School! Trash Shrek!

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[No matter how many years I thought about this, I could never figure out the reason!]

[Ning Rongrong, as the daughter of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's Sect Master, belonged to the true top tier of the powerful and wealthy. She had everything she could want!]

[As the wealthiest sect among the Upper Three Sects, would the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect lack cultivation resources?]

[Yet Ning Rongrong had somehow seen Shrek's Enrollment declaration and eagerly traveled all the way from Heaven Dou City to Suotuo City to join Shrek!]

[May I ask, what exactly were Shrek's advantages? Was it the False advertising claim that Shrek had once taught the youngest Spirit Hall Elder on the continent?]

[That was entirely fabricated wording by Shrek. Other than that trash Yu Xiaogang, every Spirit Hall Elder was at least a Titled Douluo!]

[If Shrek could produce a Titled Douluo, would it still be stuck in a dump like Suotuo City?]

[This showed that Ning Rongrong's IQ was lacking. There was clearly something wrong with her brain!]

[Shrek's contradictions were obvious from that advertisement alone, yet she had stayed at Shrek for so long without noticing a single problem!]

[The contradiction was this:]

[If Shrek was a reclusive academy that preferred to keep a low profile, how could one explain their need to deceive people into joining, using Titled Douluo as bait to lure in students?]

[If Shrek was not reclusive and did not prefer to keep a low profile, how could one explain why it did not go to resource-rich Heaven Dou City and instead remained in some godforsaken backwater?]

[The only explanation was that Shrek wanted fame and students, but had neither the teaching resources nor the ability. It could only ride on Spirit Hall's and the Titled Douluos' fame, trick people into coming first, and worry about the rest later!]

[With an academy like this and such promotional tactics, anyone with even a little brain could see through it!]

[If you really had strength, then either keep a low profile and stop with the False advertising, or be high-profile and stop hiding in some backwater!]

[Unfortunately, Shrek had no strength, no resources, and nothing but liars!]

[Yet with such shallow tricks, it really did manage to deceive noble and talented students like Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai!]

[Looking closely at Shrek's so-called geniuses, Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai had been lured there by False advertising...]

[Zhu Zhuqing came because of Dai Mubai, while Tang San and Xiao Wu came because of Yu Xiaogang!]

[Only Ma Hongjun and Oscar had been acquired by Shrek itself!]

[If you removed the People with connections and the False advertising from an academy like this, all that remained were Ma Hongjun and Oscar!]

[But Oscar and Ma Hongjun were talented to begin with. Without your guidance, could they not have joined other sects and received training?]

[For Ning Rongrong to give up the privileged life of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect and eagerly run off to such a trash school—if that was not something wrong with her brain, then what was?]

[Even if you said Shrek truly had a Titled Douluo! The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect had her own father for auxiliary Soul Master training, and for Titled Douluo resources, it had Sword Bone Douluo!]

[What exactly did Shrek have that was appealing? Or had Ning Rongrong been put under some kind of curse back then?]

[My suggestion is that Ning Rongrong find someone to exorcise her demons. Maybe something filthy really is lodged in her brain!]

Seeing this, Ning Rongrong was completely dumbfounded.

She had never expected that simply choosing a school would become proof that her IQ was lacking.

But after thinking it over carefully, there was No problem with what the Light Screen said. It was completely right!

And the very next second, the Comment section began mocking her:

[Yanyan Deyi]: "Oh, so this is a Sharp review? I have to say, the Light Screen is right. This Ning Rongrong really does have something wrong with her brain!"

[Yanyan Deyi]: "I think I've heard Shrek's promotion too, something about 'only accepting monsters as students.' They really are a bunch of brain-damaged monsters! Spirit Hall Elder? Only a Stupid pig would believe that kind of advertisement!"

[Bibi Dong]: "Let me clarify: among all the Elders of Spirit Hall, aside from Yu Xiaogang, not a single one has any connection to Shrek! And Yu Xiaogang is merely an Honorary Elder!"

[Demon Fox]: "This Shrek truly has some nerve. It actually dared to use our Spirit Hall as promotional leverage and deceive the public! It has already embarked upon the Path to Death!"

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "Tang San is at Shrek, Yu Xiaogang is at Shrek, and now this Ning Rongrong receiving the Sharp review is also at Shrek. I cannot understand it. Where did they get the luck to deceive so many Heavenly prides?"

[Wo Shi Gu'er]: "It seems Spirit Hall should destroy this academy. Otherwise, disaster will surely follow!"

[Bibi Dong]: "Shrek... This Seat will remember it!"

[Hai Shen Zui Zhongcheng De Xintu]: "This Ning Rongrong truly does not have much of a brain, to believe such illogical advertising... If this Ning Rongrong is still there, I can only advise her to leave as soon as possible."

[Bingbing Youli]: "What a pity. The young lady of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect has actually wasted her time in such a place. Shrek has done great harm..."

Every single comment was filled with disparagement toward Shrek and Ning Rongrong.

The key was that Bibi Dong, as the Pope of Spirit Hall, had personally come out to refute the rumors and say that Shrek was deceiving people.

Inside the Shrek dormitory.

Ning Rongrong was practically on the verge of tears from anger.

"What the hell? What right do these people have to insult me!"

"I was deceived too! How was I supposed to know there was such shameless advertising!"

"Most importantly, the Light Screen is actually pretty right..."

Wiping away tears as she sobbed, Ning Rongrong said, "I've been here for one or two years now, and life has been far too hard."

"That fucking idiot Yu Xiaogang only knows how to make us run laps every day. The medicine we use and the food we eat after Running laps are nowhere near as good as what we had at the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect."

"And where is the Spirit Hall Elder Shrek advertised back then? Why have I never seen one..."

"Now even Bibi Dong has come out to refute it!"

"You call yourselves Shrek? If I'd known it was this pathetic, why did I even come here?!"

"Wuwuwu... Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, I think I really am pretty stupid..."

Zhu Zhuqing helplessly patted Ning Rongrong's shoulder and continued comforting her:

"It's okay, Rongrong. At least we know the truth now."

"When I came here, I didn't care about any of the publicity. I only came because of that guy Dai Mubai."

"Now it seems that not only did Yu Xiaogang steal and deceive people, but Flender is also incredibly hypocritical, relying on lies to recruit students!"

"What educational resources can they provide that any normal academy or sect can't?"

"Sigh..."

Xiao Wu frowned. "But we're already here."

"Like I said, we can only find a way to leave now. The sooner we leave, the more we stand to gain."

"Unfortunately, Xiao San has already been brainwashed."

Ning Rongrong wiped away her tears and nodded heavily. "That's right. We absolutely can't stay at this academy any longer!"

"I'll go persuade Oscar again tomorrow. I have to make him leave with me. He can't keep being held back!"

"Oscar..." Zhu Zhuqing frowned slightly and murmured, "Why do I have this ominous feeling that there might be something wrong with Oscar too?"

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