Douluo: Roasting the Goddesses, Bibi Dong Breaks Down!
Chapter 8

Yu Xiaogang Confirmed Useless! Logical Closed Loop!

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Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong were all in a rather awkward situation at this moment.

The three of them were still watching the light screen and discussing it, unable to understand what it meant.

"Yesterday, I thought the light screen might have had a point, but this sentence is definitely wrong." Xiao Wu frowned. "No matter what, Xiao San is the best proof."

"There are no useless Martial Souls, only useless Soul Masters! Didn't Xiao San prove that?"

"The light screen says the master made it up. Isn't that slander?"

Zhu Zhuqing nodded. "I think there's nothing wrong with it either. Blue Silver Grass was able to evolve to that extent, so of course it isn't simple."

Only Ning Rongrong remained doubtful and began to speculate, "But was Third Brother's Blue Silver Grass really just ordinary Blue Silver Grass?"

"I just feel that the light screen wouldn't lie. We need to keep watching."

"If Blue Silver Grass isn't a useless Martial Soul, then what is it..." Xiao Wu pouted, unconvinced by Ning Rongrong's words as she muttered, "Forget it. Let's keep watching."

"I really don't understand what logical problem there is with the master's words."

Papal Palace.

Because Bibi Dong had finally begun to harbor some doubts about Yu Xiaogang, she frowned when she saw those words as well:

"There are no useless Martial Souls, only useless Soul Masters."

"From the standpoint of common sense, this statement is indeed wrong. But such spirit and refusal to submit are not something ordinary people possess."

"Back then, it was precisely because I heard Xiaogang say those words that I admired him. This attitude of fighting against fate is what truly matters!"

"Besides, didn't someone say that even the useless Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul had been nurtured by him?"

"Doesn't that mean Xiaogang truly has ability, rather than the light screen's slander?"

After comforting herself for a while, Bibi Dong still felt there was no problem.

No matter how the light screen insulted Yu Xiaogang, it could not erase the talent he possessed.

If he could cultivate a Blue Silver Grass Soul Master, then what else could he be if not a Theory Master?

However, just as she had regained some confidence in Yu Xiaogang, the Sharp review in the light screen suddenly continued.

In the light screen.

[Why is there a logical problem with Yu Xiaogang's statement? The key lies with the man himself!]

["There are no useless Martial Souls, only useless Soul Masters." By the logic of this statement, if someone fails to amount to anything, then the problem must lie with either their Martial Soul or the Soul Master themselves!]

[And Yu Xiaogang calls himself a Theory Master, claiming to be ahead of the other Soul Masters! Therefore, he believes that he is not a useless Soul Master!]

[Yet the Martial Soul he awakened, Luo Sanpao, is universally acknowledged—even by himself—to be a Useless Martial Soul!]

[Thus, the contradiction appears! Gangzi has cultivated for so long, yet he is only Level 29 in Soul Power and has failed to amount to anything!]

[According to his own words, is his Martial Soul useless, or is he himself useless?]

[If his Martial Soul is useless, then it proves that his theory is wrong! It proves that Gangzi is useless too, and that his theory is made up!]

[If he believes there is nothing wrong with his Martial Soul, then his inability to grow means that he himself is useless! A Theory Master who raised himself into this state—what is he if not useless?]

[In conclusion, as long as Yu Xiaogang remains alive in this world, his famous saying will inherently produce a logical error!]

[My advice to Gangzi is this: if you truly want to promote your theory, then kill yourself! If you kill yourself, you can at least create fewer obstacles for your theory...]

This Sharp review left everyone utterly dumbfounded.

What?

So no matter how one proved it, that statement could only prove that Yu Xiaogang was useless?

Every character with the light screen gasped sharply.

[Yanyan Deyi]: "Good, well said! I knew this Yu Xiaogang had to be a fraud. Now the logic is clear! Either his Martial Soul is useless, making him useless too, or he himself is useless!" [Bingbing Youli]: "Exactly, there's no problem with what the light screen said. No matter how you analyze it, it can only prove that Yu Xiaogang is useless. What right does he have to call himself a Theory Master?" [Xinping Qihe]: "No! That's not right! You light screen are talking nonsense. How could Xiaogang's theory possibly have a problem? He isn't useless, he has talent! His aptitude was clearly insufficient, yet he still worked hard to study theory. Do any of you have that kind of attitude?!" [Wo Shi Gu'er]: "There we go, talking about attitude now... When you can't argue reason, you talk about attitude. No wonder someone with a brain like yours likes a universally acknowledged useless person like Yu Xiaogang!" [Bibi Dong]: "Enough! How did Xiaogang offend you all? Why go this far? Even if there's a problem with that sentence, it cannot completely prove that Xiaogang is useless. Maybe he simply didn't think through his famous saying properly!" [Wo Shi Gu'er]: "Bibi Dong, I think you're useless too! That sentence represents Yu Xiaogang. Even his core idea has a problem, and you're still defending him?" [Hai Shen Zui Zhongcheng De Xintu]: "Logically speaking, there is no problem with the light screen. Yu Xiaogang truly is someone who seeks undeserved fame..." [Buzhun Chutu]: "How could this be? Could there really be a problem with the master? His theory really can only prove that he is useless... But Blue Silver Grass is real too." [Meow Meow Meow]: "Exactly, what is going on? Blue Silver Grass really was cultivated. Could it be that the master's theory is fine, but the master himself is useless?" [Weiyi Gongzhu]: "If we insist on interpreting it, then that can only be the explanation. The theory is fine; the master just isn't. Sigh, let's keep watching. It isn't over yet."

A single Sharp review from the light screen had practically blown everyone out into the open.

Within Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu and the other two were already at a loss. The Light Screen's logic was simply ordinary reasoning.

Now that it had proven Yu Xiaogang was trash, they felt somewhat helpless.

Would they still have to listen to Yu Xiaogang in the future? Would they still have to accept Yu Xiaogang's teachings?

Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong looked at one another, not knowing how to respond.

Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong's expression was grave. Rather than remaining on the bed, she rose tensely and began pacing back and forth through the chamber, trying to find a flaw in the Light Screen's logic.

"If Xiaogang's martial soul is trash, then that contradicts Xiaogang's theory, proving that his theory is wrong."

"If Xiaogang's martial soul isn't trash, then that proves Xiaogang is trash. That's what his theory says!"

"Damn it, how could this be? The Light Screen seems to be right. No matter how I calculate it, Xiaogang ends up being trash..."

"It shouldn't be like this. Xiaogang clearly has such great talent. Why would there be a logical flaw?"

"And this is even one of his signature ideas..."

The more Bibi Dong thought about it, the more anxious she became. The more she thought, the more problems she found. She was utterly flustered, yet could not find any point with which to refute it.

In the end, even after her mind raced at full speed, she still found no problem.

Bibi Dong was a little afraid now. She stared at the Light Screen before her in horror and murmured:

"Could it be that Xiaogang really is a fraud? That he never had any of that talent at all?"

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