Battle Through the Heavens: Starting with Sign-Ins
Chapter 39

As Desired, Sign In Zi Yan

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"I need to grow up, so naturally I have to eat!" the little girl with long, light purple hair said calmly.

"Little girl, I have Bone Strengthening Pills and Skin Regenerating Pills here, which are very useful for growing. How about it, are you tempted to join my Exploding Heaven Gang? All of these will be yours!" The leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang touched his Storage Ring, flicked his finger, and two Jade Bottles appeared in his hands.

"Oh my god. Master, can't you just calm down for a bit?" Hun Han gave the leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang a headache-inducing glance.

"Isn't this all for your own good? I want you to have someone to accompany you in the future so you won't be so lonely. Forget it, forget it, do whatever you want. Master isn't going to bother with you anymore." The leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang said resentfully, then sat down on a large rock nearby.

"Little sister, that's not how you eat things," Hun Han said with a smile.

"Not how I eat? Then how should I eat it?" The little girl looked at the large piece of hind leg meat in her hand, then looked at Hun Han curiously.

"Simple, you just wait for me!"

Hun Han darted into the bushes, and when he reappeared, he was carrying a large bundle of firewood on his shoulder.

Next, Hun Han cleared a small open space on the ground. Then, he piled up the firewood he had gathered, took out a fire starter, and soon a large fire was lit.

At this moment, Hun Han had clumsily removed the hide of the Flame Rhinoceros. He drew many lines on the Flame Rhinoceros with a dagger. Finally, he threaded a wooden stick through it, placed the Flame Rhinoceros on a rack, and occasionally flipped it with his hand. Whether he could win over the little girl in front of him depended on his skills.

As the saying goes, if you want to win someone's heart, you must first win their stomach!

Sizzle sizzle

Before long, hot oil dripped from the Flame Rhinoceros meat into the fire, making the flames dance beautifully.

"It smells so good!" The little girl with long, light purple hair had her big eyes almost glued to the roasted meat, and she reached out, wanting to tear off a large piece.

Hun Han slapped her hand and, meeting her confused gaze, explained, "Haste makes waste. Don't rush. If you want to eat delicious food, you need patience!"

Hun Han's hand touched his Storage Ring, and he took out several bamboo jars. As he rolled the meat, he sprinkled the seasonings from the bamboo jars onto the roasted meat.

Gurgle gurgle

"Is it ready? Is it ready? Is it ready..." The little girl's tongue licked her red lips, her mouth full of saliva, her throat occasionally wriggling. She patted her stomach, which was constantly gurgling.

"Here you go!" Hun Han tore off a large piece of meat and threw it to the little girl.

The little girl didn't hesitate. She couldn't hold back any longer. She opened her mouth wide and took a huge bite of meat, stuffing her mouth full. She mumbled incoherently, "Mmm, delicious, delicious!"

"Little sister, that's not the right way to eat," Hun Han said with a smile.

"Then how should I eat it?" the little girl asked.

Hun Han smiled, tore off a piece of meat, brought it to his nose, sniffed it deeply, and instructed, "A delicacy requires many steps to prepare. As the eater, you need to experience the three elements of color, aroma, and taste."

After speaking, Hun Han took a small bite of the meat and chewed it slowly.

Seeing this, the little girl imitated Hun Han. She first sniffed deeply, then opened her small pearly teeth and took a small bite of meat. She chewed slowly, just like him.

Although the method seemed simple, the little girl found the roasted meat in her hand even more delicious.

"Let's go, Master! It's time to go back!" Hun Han said calmly to the leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang, who was sitting on the rock.

"Her constitution is unusual. Master won't be by your side forever. Are you really not going to recruit her?" the leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang asked Hun Han.

"Let's go. What's meant to come will come."

Hun Han smiled slightly, without looking at the little girl behind him, and walked towards the outside of the forest.

As for the little girl, she looked at the roasted meat in her hand, then at the raw hind leg meat on the ground that she had bitten earlier. Suddenly, she felt that everything she had eaten before was bland. Holding the stick with the roasted meat in one hand, she took steps and chased after the two figures in front of her.

"We're back again!" Hun Han looked at the Exploding Heaven Gang headquarters in front of him, feeling emotional. He had come here to sign in, but he hadn't expected to have such a great opportunity here.

"Mmm, she's here too!" the leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang reminded him.

At this moment, Hun Han looked back. On the steps behind them, the little girl was standing there. There was only a little bit of roasted meat left in her hand. It was hard to imagine how one person could eat a Flame Rhinoceros that was as tall as a person!

"Little sister, why are you following us? Do you want to join the Exploding Heaven Gang?" Hun Han asked with a smile.

"If I join the Exploding Heaven Gang, will there be delicious food like this in the future?" the little girl asked innocently.

"Of course. Not only roasted meat, but I can also make other delicious food for you. However, if you want to join the Exploding Heaven Gang, you can only be my junior sister!" Hun Han replied with a smile.

"Okay, as long as there's delicious food." The little girl nodded seriously.

"Alright!"

The leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang grinned and smacked Hun Han on the back of the head, praising, "Brat, you actually brought me a disciple with a meal of roasted meat. Very good, from now on, you are also a member of the Exploding Heaven Gang. By the way, little girl, what's your name?"

The little girl pouted, a hint of sadness on her face: "I... I don't have a name yet!"

The leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang was stunned: "No name? What about your parents?"

The little girl asked curiously, "Parents! What are parents? Can they be eaten?"

"Oh, my heavens!"

The leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang weakly patted his forehead, his head aching. Where did this little girl come from? Not only was her strength terrifying, but her words were also so strange. She actually didn't even know what parents were!

Meanwhile, Hun Han interjected, "Master, stop asking so many questions. Junior sister, how about this: you have long, light purple hair and great strength, why don't we call you Zi Yan?"

"Zi Yan!"

The little girl murmured the name repeatedly, then nodded indifferently, "Whatever, any name is fine. Names can't be eaten anyway! And they won't help me grow up faster!"

Hun Han was overjoyed. The future Dragon Emperor would be his junior sister. Of course, compared to the rewards of signing in, Hun Han was more interested in the signing in itself. He reached out his hand and said friendly, "Hello, junior sister, I'll be your senior brother from now on!"

"What are you doing? Do you want to fight?"

The little girl frowned slightly, looking at Hun Han's outstretched hand in confusion.

"Uh!"

Hun Han felt a wave of speechlessness. He suspected that in Zi Yan's mind, there was nothing beyond eating and fighting. He explained, "This is a form of etiquette. You just need to extend your hand and shake mine!"

"Extend my hand?"

The little girl, following Hun Han's example, also extended her right hand and asked, "Is it like this?"

"Yes."

Hun Han nodded slightly, a surge of excitement rising within him. Finally, he was about to sign in with Zi Yan!

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