"This is so damn boring. Where have you been going lately? Got any fun places to recommend?"
Sky Seal lay on the lawn with a foxtail grass stem dangling from its mouth, gazing at the cloudless sky stretching for thousands of miles. Its eyes were utterly lifeless.
"What's there to do? I'm unwelcome everywhere I go. I don't know what's wrong with people these days. I'm so friendly, yet they all act like they were born without assholes. The people around here really lack education."
"Unlike me, I'm a paragon of refinement and good taste—a role model among men. These common mortals don't deserve to stand beside me."
Sky Seal gave Le Xiaoyao a disdainful glance. The guy's foul mouth was even more obnoxious than Da Huang's. He'd clearly offended everyone in sight, and no one wanted anything to do with him anymore.
Le Xiaoyao had reached the point where every place he went was deserted. Even stray dogs on the roadside would turn around and run when they saw him.
After all, this guy was so bored that he'd go over and chat with a stray dog for three hours.
"By the way, how long have those two dog lovers been in seclusion?" Le Xiaoyao asked, looking at Sky Seal.
"Aren't you afraid Chen Changan will hear you and come after you? You're describing that couple like that?"
"What's wrong with it? Isn't it a dog, a man, and a woman who went into seclusion? 'Dog lovers'... Does that description not fit?" Le Xiaoyao asked with a solemn expression.
"Uh... I have to hand it to you and that mouth of yours. I usually just call them an adulterer and his mistress."
"Then where does that leave Da Huang? You're just ignoring Da Huang outright. We have to say