"Get lost. Are we even that close?"
"You're all over the place, carrying on like that."
"I'm the real uncle here. Your actual uncle."
Da Huang glared at Sky Seal indignantly, then walked over to Chen Tian and the others with a broad grin.
"Big nephew, little nephew, little niece, did you miss me?"
"Come on, your uncle will take you to... Ahem, take you to get something tasty."
"Uncle Da Huang, of course we missed you. But shouldn't you have said you were taking us to a brothel?"
Chen Ling walked over and draped her arms around Da Huang's neck, teasing him with a mischievous look.
"Little Ling'er, you're doing your Uncle Da Huang wrong. I, your Uncle Da Huang, am pure and upright, untouched by the muck around me."
"What's a brothel? That's not my style. You can't slander me like that."
"Oh? Is that so? Then how come I remember you opened plenty of brothels back then? Weren't Uncle Yi Tuo and Big Brother Little Earthworm running them with you?"
"You little rascal, you don't give me an ounce of face. Wait, why are you calling Little Earthworm 'Big Brother'?"
"Hasn't he always called my father his adoptive father?"
"Oh, it's been so long I'd forgotten. In that case, he's a generation below me."
"Uncle Da Huang, we still have things to discuss with Father."
"Talk all you want. Little Ling'er, come on, climb onto my back."
"Okay, Uncle Da Huang."
Chen Ling didn't hesitate. She climbed right onto Da Huang's back.
"You don't know this, but your father used to ride me plenty back in the day."
"Da Huang, shut up."
"What? You never rode me?"
Chen Changan gave Da Huang a helpless look, then turned to Chen Tian and the others and asked, "Do you