"Sir..."
"Brothel's bad habit, kid, can't be..."
Da Huang was so enthusiastic about Brothel that Xuan Tianyu had to look at Chen Changan with some confusion.
Is it possible that Xuan Wudao got his bad habits from Chen Changan?
That's not right!
Chen Changan doesn't seem to be such a superficial person. How could he like Brothel, a land of fireworks and willows?
"How is that possible!"
"Am I that kind of person?"
"The four words "gentleman" exist because of me."
"Are you embarrassed to ask me?"
"If it weren't for Xuan Wudao, Da Huang would be so Nian Nian unforgettable to Brothel?"
"I haven't settled the score with you yet, but you have the nerve to ask me?"
Chen Changan's words made Xuan Tianyu very embarrassed and couldn't help but glared at Xuan Wudao fiercely.
Damn it, the culprit of this is the bastard himself.
"Sir, please forgive me. It's all my fault for not being able to teach my son well."
"I will strictly control you from now on." Xuan Tianyu said awkwardly.
"It's okay. It's normal for young people. Just teach them well."
Chen Changan smiled, then walked to Xuan Wudao and asked curiously, "I want to know what you did at that time to let Luoshen Palace's people take you away?"
"Otherwise, we will destroy your entire Wuji Sect?"
"You didn't do anything, did you?"
After hearing Chen Changan's words, Xuan Wudao sat up immediately, and the expression on his face was one of excitement.
"I'm telling you, it's a really nice place."
"I was just wandering around, but I didn't expect to find such a good place."
"I'm not lying, he really looks like Brothel."
"And all the girls were really energetic, so I rushed in without saying anything."
"At that time, I shouted and handed over your top oiran to me."
"Uncle, I am having so much fun today..."
Having said this, Xuan Wudao stopped a little awkwardly, as if he didn't want to mention what happened next.
"Then what?"
"The oiran is out?" Da Huang asked curiously.
Xuan Wudao glanced at Da Huang depressedly and said, "It's coming out, but it's not the oiran, it's Luoshen Palace the sub-ruler."
"I was kicked out with one kick. Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise..."
Although this experience was not great, Xuan Wudao still felt it was worth it when thinking about the beautiful girls like Luoshen Palace.
Especially the sub-ruler, he is really considered the best among the best, but it's a pity...
Why isn't it Brothel?
"Hey, it's really a pity." Da Huang also sighed with great regret.
At this time, Xuan Tianyu was standing aside with a pale face. What's wrong? Do you still want to go there?
Are you really not afraid of death?
Do you really want to be a romantic ghost?
"So, in fact, there is no big grudge between you and Luoshen Palace?"
"There was no conflict, and I didn't touch anyone. At most, it was an offense."
"Luoshen Palace won't fuck you to death, right?"
"You want to kill Wuji Sect directly?"
"Isn't it a bit of a fuss?"
Chen Changan feels that Luoshen Palace's reaction is a bit excessive. Although Xuan Wudao is wrong in this matter, it is enough to teach him a lesson.
There's no need to make it so serious. Is it possible that this Luoshen Palace person is so heartless?
"Sir, you don't know something."
"What Luoshen Palace has always hated the most is the lecherous scoundrel."
"It can be said that they kill each one on sight."
"This brat didn't know how to hide, but he actually took the initiative to send him to his door."
"Luoshen Palace is even less likely to let him go." Xuan Tianyu said angrily.
Hate lecherous sluts?
Could it be that the palace master of the Luoshen Palace suffered a loss in this area in the early years?
"What, Luoshen Palace Master, have you ever been hurt by a man? Or have you been abandoned?"
"Do you hate men so much?" Chen Changan asked curiously.
"This... I don't know this."
"I haven't heard any rumors about this."
"However, the Luoshen Palace Master is, after all, the Great Emperor Realm peak powerhouse of the older generation. Maybe there really was some story back then."
"But now, this Luoshen Palace is coming to ask for someone."
"Sir, what should we do?" Xuan Tianyu asked helplessly.
What to do?
"Well... can't we just hand the person over?"
"It's just a son. What's the big deal if he dies? Although you're not young, you're still strong. You can have another son."
"This thing, one death is not too many."
"As a cultivator, your lifespan is long. If you want to have a baby, wouldn't it be easy to give birth to ten or eight children?" Chen Changan said with a smile.
Chen Changan's words made Xuan Wudao completely confused!
Brother, are you here to help, or are you here to watch the fun?
This is a human life.
"Chen Changan, can you say a few words?"
"I..."
Snap!
"How should I talk to sir?"
"Give me some respect."
Now, Xuan Wudao has become immune to Xuan Tianyu's slap. He didn't say a word after being slapped by Xuan Tianyu, as if nothing happened just now.
"I respect you so much."
"My life is almost gone."
"This bastard just came here to watch my jokes."
"Chen Changan, you are not a friend enough."
"Back then, if it weren't for you, I would have been begging for three thousand years?"
"If it weren't for three thousand years of begging? I would go to Brothel for fun?"
"Isn't all this thanks to you?"
Begging for three thousand years?
Xuan Tianyu This is the first time that I know what this brat has been doing outside these years.
But I never expected that I would actually run out and become a beggar?
How do you think it lasts three thousand years?
No wonder after he came back, no matter how others asked, he refused to say anything.
Snap!
Another slap that made Xuan Wudao furious.
"Dad, why do you still hit me?"
"Shouldn't I hit you?"
"You have been begging for three thousand years, you have seen everything in the world, and you still have this kind of character?"
"Have you been begging or whoring for the past three thousand years?"
"They want you to be a beggar and a prostitute?"
"You can't stand your loneliness and want to fall. What does it have to do with others?"
"In the final analysis, your mind is still not calm enough and your concentration is insufficient."
"Otherwise, how could it be so?"
"Okay!"
"Well said!"
Chen Changan also clapped and shouted, "Okay, you have to be my father. This awareness is different."
"Xuan Wudao, look at your dad, he's looking at you."
"No wonder your cultivation level after three thousand years is only Undying Realm. You... are too degenerate."
Xuan Wudao also fell into deep self-doubt at this time. Could it be that his xinxing is really not enough? Are he addicted to beauty and unable to extricate himself?
Xuan Wudao looked at Xuan Tianyu at this time and found that the other party had an expression of excitement and joy.
Huh?
What is he excited about?
"Dad, what's wrong with you? Are you so happy to marry me a baby girl?" Xuan Wudao asked curiously.
"What are you talking about? I am loyal and sincere to your mother."
"I didn't hear you. Did Mr. praise me just now?"
"I'm better than you." Xuan Tianyu said proudly.
"This... is better than me. Is it worth being happy?"
"No, being better than you is not something to be happy about, but coming out of your mouth to say these words is something to celebrate."
Damn it!
Dad is really Chen Changan's little fanboy? Isn't this too outrageous?