Da Huang: I Want Five!

"Ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous!"

"Is this still the Huan Hua Tower I know? How can just anyone get in now?"

"Even beggars can come in? What does that make the rest of us guests?"

"Who's to say? The class has dropped so much, I'm never coming here again."

"Spoils the mood, truly spoils the mood. The very air here has been polluted, it stinks, it stinks so bad."

As Chen Changan and the other person brought Da Huang into Huan Hua Tower, they immediately drew scorn and mockery from many.

In their eyes, although Huan Hua Tower was a place of pleasure, it wasn't a place for just anyone to visit.

If a beggar came, wouldn't that lower their status?

"You go or me?" Xuan Wudao glanced at Chen Changan, his expression unreadable.

"I'll do it. It's a small matter, no need to draw blood."

Chen Changan smiled faintly, then looked towards the others.

"You guys... what's your status?"

"I..."

Slap!

Before the other person could answer, Chen Changan directly threw a Gold Ingot at him.

"You..."

Slap!

Slap!

Slap!

As Gold Ingots were thrown one after another, the expressions of those who were initially angry began to change.

Rich!

They were f***ing rich!

This was truly throwing money at people!

"I don't have any status, no status at all. You, sir, are the noblest, you are the noblest."

"Yes, yes, yes, it smells good, so good. Better than the girls in Huan Hua Tower."

"I knew it, these two clearly have outstanding temperament and imposing presence. We are no match for them, no match at all."

As they spoke, everyone lowered their heads to pick up the Gold Ingots, making the nearby attendant's eyes gleam with envy.

"Your move is good. Why didn't I think of that?"

Xuan Wudao hadn't expected Chen Changan's solution to be like this, but it was indeed quite interesting.

"What if you had thought of it? Do you have money?" Chen Changan asked disdainfully.

"This... where did you get so much money?"

Xuan Wudao was also very curious. For cultivators, these things were like dirt; they weren't as precious as Spirit Stones.

Most cultivators wouldn't typically hoard too much of these worldly possessions like gold and silver, but Chen Changan was different. Not only did he have them, but he had quite a lot.

The amount he just used to throw at people was easily over ten thousand taels of gold.

"When you've lived long enough, you naturally accumulate more stores."

"You know Da Huang is lazy and good for nothing. Not everywhere uses Spirit Stones as universal currency."

"So I've saved up a lot of these Gold Ingots."

"Roughly estimating... forget it, I can't even remember. Anyway, it's a lot."

Can't remember? Just how much could that be?

The attendant nearby listened, dumbfounded. What was wrong with rich people these days? Did they like dressing like beggars?

Did they just like being looked down upon, only to have a shocking reversal?

"Waiter, two top-tier private rooms. Prepare some hot water, we need to clean ourselves up thoroughly."

"Right away, sirs. Upstairs, please."

This was a veritable god of wealth. How could the attendant dare to be negligent? He quickly led the two to the best private rooms upstairs.

After a simple cleaning, Chen Changan and Xuan Wudao both changed into clean clothes.

"Comfortable!"

"Refreshing!"

"I haven't been this clean in three thousand years!" Xuan Wudao said with a laugh!

Chen Changan and Da Huang cast Xuan Wudao a disdainful glance, their eyes full of disgust.

So dirty!

Letting you be a beggar doesn't mean you can't bathe.

Huh?

Not bathe?

"You haven't bathed in these three thousand years, have you?" Chen Changan asked in surprise.

"A beggar has to look like a beggar."

"Bathing would make me too clean, which goes against my original intention," Xuan Wudao said proudly.

"Then tell me, do beggars bathe?"

"Hmm? This... do beggars need to bathe?"

Xuan Wudao was stunned by Chen Changan's words and fell into confusion himself. Do beggars... bathe or not?

"Beggars are people too. They're just poor. But if they have the chance, they should still bathe, right?"

"In all these years, you've been to so many brothels, and you haven't bathed once?"

"Holy crap, they actually accept guests like that?"

"Are they risking their lives for money?"

Chen Changan felt a bit disgusted just thinking about it.

"What are you talking about? I'm not an ordinary person. How dirty can I get? It's just that I haven't bathed in a while, and I'm starting to miss it."

"Alright, I've bathed now. Shouldn't we have some fun?" Xuan Wudao said with a smile.

Have some fun?

Chen Changan nodded helplessly. He then gave Xuan Wudao full control, as this was his first time at a brothel anyway.

Xuan Wudao fully demonstrated what it meant to be an old hand at brothels; he was incredibly skilled.

He directly ordered the servants to summon all the best courtesans from Huan Hua Tower.

"You don't need to mind me. I'm treating you, so you do as you please."

Seeing Xuan Wudao look at him, Chen Changan immediately shook his head. To him, these women were just common prostitutes. He really couldn't understand how someone like Xuan Wudao could enjoy brothels.

"Then I won't be polite."

"You, and you, all of you, stay."

"Oh right, Da Huang, do you want one?"

It's precisely because Xuan Wudao is a good person that he could even think of Da Huang at a time like this.

And Da Huang surprisingly showed a shy expression, as if embarrassed.

He looked at Chen Changan, then at Xuan Wudao, and finally slowly raised his dog paw.

"Okay, I get it. This means yes, right?"

"Um, you, go take care of my brother Da Huang."

"Huh? Da Huang, what do you mean?"

After Xuan Wudao picked out a good-looking courtesan for Da Huang, he noticed Da Huang shaking his head.

In a place like this, Chen Changan didn't allow Da Huang to speak casually, so the dog had been holding back quite a bit.

Da Huang then raised his dog paw and shook his head again.

"I know what it means."

"It wants five."

What?

Five?

Xuan Wudao only then realized that raising his paw didn't mean wanting one, but five!

"Alright, alright, brother Da Huang, you truly are a kindred spirit."

"The five of you, go serve my brother Da Huang well. Don't worry, you'll still get paid."

Although it was their first time serving a dog, the courtesans didn't think there was any problem with it.

After all, serving a dog was much better than serving a person.

At least this dog... wouldn't make any unwanted advances.

"Bring up all the good wine and food."

"Don't be stingy with money, I've got plenty."

Xuan Wudao acted like a nouveau riche, seemingly wanting to make up for all the grievances of the past three thousand years in one go.

Da Huang, on the side, was happily squinting his eyes. He hadn't expected to integrate so quickly and fall into depravity with Xuan Wudao.

"Old Chen, you really aren't coming?" Xuan Wudao asked curiously.

"You guys continue. I'll just watch," Chen Changan shook his head.

"Fine, then I won't bother with you anymore."

Chen Changan shook his head helplessly. He never expected someone like Xuan Wudao would fall so low.

Perhaps this was his true nature, hidden away by himself all along.

"My apologies, honored guest, I've kept you waiting."

A cool, clear voice drifted over, and Chen Changan couldn't help but glance over.

The woman wore a white, elegant long dress and light makeup, seeming rather out of place in a brothel.

While she wasn't breathtakingly beautiful, she was certainly pleasing to the eye.

"Oh, what good fortune you two gentlemen have today."

"This is Huan Hua Tower's Courtesan, Xian'er."

"She doesn't usually entertain just anyone."

One of the women introduced her, though her tone wasn't exactly friendly.

"Courtesan?"

"Interesting!"