"Big brother, just how far are we from this Taiming Branch Alliance?" Da Huang asked gloomily.
"Hmm, roughly five years or more."
"What? Five years or more? Didn't you say it was the closest one to us?"
"Yes, the closest. That's why it only takes five years or more. Otherwise..."
"Understood, I get it. This Ultimate Heaven really is huge. Just going anywhere means counting travel time in years. If your cultivation isn't up to scratch, who knows how many years you'd spend traveling?"
"Most importantly, making it through such a long journey without any real danger takes absolute strength."
"Big brother, do you think..."
"Stop. Don't say anything yet. Don't forget that jinxing mouth of yours. I don't want trouble showing up when we've barely taken a few steps."
Chen Changan cut Da Huang off at once, afraid that his jinxing mouth would make his words come true again, turning every utterance into law.
"Big brother, those were all just coincidences. How could I be right every single time?" Da Huang said helplessly.
"Yes, coincidence certainly played a big part, but... there have been far too many coincidences with you. I'm not risking it."
Hearing Chen Changan say that, Da Huang could only close his mouth gloomily, though he kept grumbling nonstop to himself.
Five years!
And possibly more than five years! How many fucking brothel visits would that cost me?
Without Da Huang's jinxing mouth, their journey really did go smoothly. They had already covered almost half the distance, and nothing unexpected had happened.
"Big brother, it's been over two years, almost three. Are we still going to keep flying?"
"How about we find somewhere to take a break first? Work and rest should go hand in hand, right?"
"Sure, flying like this isn't very tiring, but it's