Yang Chan: Nezha Stole My Game Console

Liu Bing shivered, mentally complaining that Empress Nuwa had been caught red-handed again. Liu Bing gave an awkward laugh, as if Empress Nuwa were right in front of him, hoping she could see his devout smile.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Hehe, uh, Empress Nuwa, how could I possibly criticize you? I was just complimenting you on being lively and young.

[Hong Huang Melon King]: Oh? You think I believe that?

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Empress Nuwa, uh, is there some deeper meaning behind your arrangements?

Liu Bing immediately changed the subject. This kind of thing shouldn't be over-analyzed or dwelled upon; it's best to just move on. Empress Nuwa usually wouldn't press the issue. She just enjoyed bantering and teasing others, watching their awkward reactions.

[Hong Huang Melon King]: Why did I send you back?

Liu Bing's mouth twitched. Didn't he come back to save the world on his own accord? Why was it now Empress Nuwa who wanted him back? Still, he couldn't say that.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Empress Nuwa sent me back to save the world.

[Hong Huang Melon King]: Save the world, my ass. Say that again while looking at my username.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Uh, wasn't I the one who came back to save the world?

[Hong Huang Melon King's Eldest Disciple]: Little Bing, why are you so clueless? The Empress wants to spectate, to enjoy the show.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Uh...

[Hong Huang Melon King]: Look at what you've done! You wanted to play the "behind-the-scenes" type of character. If you're playing behind the scenes, what entertainment is there for me? And in the group chat, why aren't you showing off your power in front of people and acting cool to give me some amusement? Do I have to act cool myself?

Liu Bing looked at Empress Nuwa's messages, feeling completely stunned. As expected of the Melon King. From the very beginning, she probably just wanted to find some entertainment.

Indeed, when you live too long, everyone becomes a "fun-seeker."

Liu Bing thought of the people in Hong Huang, each one a super melon-eater who loved to spectate. Otherwise, how could Luohu have possibly started an entertainment industry?

And Houtu, who should have been a benevolent great power in charge of reincarnation, was actually someone who loved to stir up trouble.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Empress, I've already become an immortal. Isn't it a bit much to be showing off in this Spiritually Barren Land?

[Hong Huang Melon King]: Then your meaning is that I, a Grand Unity, should go to the Spiritually Barren Land to show off? Do you know why so many people joined the group chat?

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: It couldn't be that they all want to watch me show off, right?

[Hong Huang Funeral Services]: Of course!

[Hong Huang Heaven's Will Maintainer]: +1

[Hong Huang Entertainment Pioneer]: +1

[Hong Huang Three Swordsmen·Human Sword]: +10086

Liu Bing's mouth twitched as he saw so many people suddenly chime in. He really had become entertainment. But the only upside was that he wasn't the kind of entertainment that involved soul-searching; instead, he was the one being arranged to travel across worlds, showing off, facing down enemies, and creating amusement.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Okay, I understand.

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[Hong Huang Melon King]: Hmm, a teachable youth. Work hard, and we won't treat you unfairly.

Liu Bing exited the private chat group and then sent a message in the public chat group.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: The group mall can only be opened if you become the King of the World. I'll send you a world map first. Strive hard to become the King of the World as soon as possible.

After speaking, Liu Bing sent a detailed world map within the group.

This map not only accurately depicted the geographical locations and mineral distribution of various countries and regions, but it could also dynamically adjust and clearly mark the territories occupied by different forces based on the actual situation in everyone's respective worlds. It could truly be called a real-time map!

When Ying Zheng received this world map, his normally calm and placid expression flickered slightly. He frowned, his eyes fixed on the small area belonging to his Great Qin Empire on the map, his face filled with disbelief.

His Great Qin Empire occupied such a minuscule territory! This discovery made Ying Zheng rather unhappy.

Although Great Qin perished after only two generations, Ying Zheng had always believed that the territory of the Great Qin Empire was vast enough. Even if he hadn't conquered all the land under heaven, he had at least taken sixty to seventy percent of it.

Now, he realized that it wasn't even ten percent.

With a surge of pent-up frustration with no outlet, Ying Zheng suddenly commanded, "Guards! Give those fellows outside the palace twenty lashes each!"

"Yes!" A palace attendant quickly responded and took his leave.

Not long after, piercing screams echoed throughout the imperial palace and its surroundings.

Ever since he had read the Qin History sent by Liu Bing, Ying Zheng had people build a platform outside the palace and tie up Hu Hai, Zhao Gao, and Xu Fu, along with all the alchemists, on it. Whenever Ying Zheng was in a bad mood, he would have someone whip them.

Listening to the wails of those who directly or indirectly caused the downfall of Great Qin's second generation, Ying Zheng felt quite pleased. His reputation as a tyrant was already well-known, so he didn't mind adding a few more strokes to it.

Ying Zheng turned his gaze back to the map. After a moment of thought, he still sent a message in the group chat.

[First Emperor of Great Qin]: Sir, the difficulty of becoming the King of the World is a bit high. I, Zheng, have calculated that I probably won't be able to achieve it in my lifetime. After all, Great Qin has just ended its wars and is currently facing internal and external troubles, requiring a period of recuperation.

[Zhu of Great Han]: My Great Han probably won't be able to achieve it either! Also, how do I change this name? Why is my name Zhu Zhu?

Liu Che had remained silent in the group chat because he was looking for the function to change his name, but he couldn't find it. It wasn't until he saw the world map and learned that the group mall could only be opened by becoming the King of the World, and the method for eternal life could only be purchased there, that he spoke up.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: For now, follow the national histories I've given you and try your best to do better. If you need anything, ask me, and I will intervene.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Emperor Wu of Han, if you want to change your name, I can do it for you. What do you want to change it to?

[Zhu of Great Han]: I want to change it to Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che.

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Okay, I've changed it for you.

[Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che]: Good, thank you, sir.

[Yang Chan]: Little Shrimp, can you give me a few more of these game consoles? That bastard Nezha stole mine. Angry.jpg

[Hong Huang Little Shrimp]: Nezha dared to steal your game console? Why don't you get your second brother to beat him up? If that doesn't work, take the Precious Lotus Lantern and block the gates of the Heavenly Court. Don't tell me you can't find Nezha. He's in the wrong here, so he won't fight back.

[Yang Chan]: Uh... I'm a lady, okay? I don't fight. My second brother is very busy, chasing some rampaging demons lately, so he doesn't have time.

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