Liu Bing felt an unbearable headache. Holding Chang Xi, he said, "I thought you couldn't come with me before. And the matters here, I figured I'd solve them in a few decades, at most a few hundred years. For you, it would only be the time it takes to zone out, so I didn't mention it."
Suddenly, Liu Bing felt something was off. The socially anxious Chang Xi wouldn't speak like this. His body stiffened, and his gaze flickered as he said, "Um, Great God Xi He..."
"Hm? What did you call me?" The girl in Liu Bing's arms, who had been timid moments ago, suddenly turned cold.
"Uh, Sister Xi He..." Feeling a pain in his waist, Liu Bing immediately changed his tune. "Little Sister Xi He, why did you come here? And can you stop pretending to be your sister from now on?"
"Hmph, as expected, you couldn't be fooled," Xi He snorted. She then got off Liu Bing, sat directly on the sofa, and called out towards the door, "Come in. He really recognized me."
As Xi He spoke, a small figure peeked around the doorframe. Then, a girl slowly, hesitantly walked into the room.
This girl looked exactly like Xi He, even wearing the same clothes. However, the only difference was that Xi He's face exuded the aura of a powerful, dominant woman, while this girl appeared timid and weak.
Chang Xi walked to Liu Bing's side and slowly sat down, clutching his sleeve. Her large eyes stared intently at the food on the coffee table, her small mouth slightly open as she whispered, "Xiao Bing, I'm hungry..."
Hearing this, Liu Bing sighed helplessly. These powerful beings didn't get hungry. They just wanted someone to eat with, like watching a livestream, wanting to see someone devour food voraciously to whet their own appetite.
He was about to start clearing the remaining scraps from the table to replace them with a fresh spread of dishes.
Just then, Xi He said, "Bring out more food. I want to eat too. Oh, right, you two should eat something as well."
After saying this, Xi He specifically glanced at Luo Li, who was standing by the wall in shock, and the other girl. It was clear the latter part of her sentence was directed at them.
After all, this was Luo Li's residence, so Xi He gave the homeowner, Luo Li, a little face.
Liu Bing looked at Luo Li and the other girl with sympathy upon hearing Xi He's words. These two girls would likely have psychological trauma.
It was only at this moment that Luo Li and the other girl snapped back to reality, but they were still in extreme shock. Their eyes were wide, their faces filled with disbelief as they stared at the three stunning beauties who had suddenly appeared in the room, unable to utter a word.
Xi He paid no mind to their shock. She glanced at the damaged door and frowned, "Chang'e, fix the door, then come eat."
"Hehe, alright," Chang'e chuckled. With a wave of her hand, the broken door lying on its side seemed to rewind through time, automatically restoring itself to its undamaged state.
After finishing, Chang'e walked directly to the dining area to prepare the tableware.
The tableware Chang'e prepared wasn't ordinary; they were the God of Cookery's specially made culinary artifacts, the Taotie Feast.
This was a type of tableware specially refined by the God of Cookery that greatly enhanced the deliciousness of food. Its unique characteristic was making anyone who used it act like a Taotie, having an appetite for everything.
With the Taotie Feast, even someone with anorexia could plow through three acres of land with their mouth.
Seeing the Taotie Feast, Liu Bing felt a spasm in his stomach. He remembered an unpleasant incident.
After he gained the ability to fly, he had specifically gone to the Moon Palace to see it. After all, it was Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms, and he was curious what she looked like.
Upon arriving at the Moon Palace, he saw not only Chang'e but also Chang Xi and Xi He. He was indeed stunned by the beauty of the three women.
Then, he suffered greatly.
At that time, Xi He happened to be at the Moon Palace looking for Chang Xi to "exchange feelings." Their way of exchanging feelings was very down-to-earth: eating. They chatted and gossiped over meals.
Liu Bing's appearance greatly displeased the socially anxious Chang Xi, causing her to stop eating. This made Xi He, who was feeding Chang Xi, very unhappy.
Xi He doted on her sister, and the act of feeding was something she enjoyed. But Liu Bing's arrival interrupted her feeding, immediately creating hostility towards him. However, because Liu Bing was sent to Hong Huang by Nuwa, she didn't do anything to him.
Moreover, she knew Liu Bing had specifically sought out the Kitchen God and the God of Cookery for advanced culinary training. So, she made Liu Bing atone for his mistake by finding a way to coax Chang Xi into eating.
Liu Bing used all his skills but couldn't get Chang Xi to eat. However, his efforts weren't in vain; at least Chang Xi saw his sincerity and goodwill, becoming less resistant to him.
But if Chang Xi didn't eat, Xi He wouldn't let him leave. Liu Bing had no choice but to keep trying to coax Chang Xi into eating.
Eventually, Liu Bing was at his wit's end. He resorted to the simplest method: eating himself, devouring food voraciously to entice Chang Xi.
Just like those eating streamers, watching them for a long time could indeed make you want to eat, to try if the food was really that delicious.
This method actually worked; Chang Xi did eat.
Seeing that Chang Xi was actually coaxed into eating by Liu Bing, Xi He approved of his method. She then went and got a few sets of the Taotie Feast, allowing Liu Bing's "eating stream" to become even more unrestrained, thereby better stimulating the viewers' appetites.
And then... Xi He declared she ate very deliciously.
A long time later, Liu Bing realized that Chang Xi wasn't the one who liked to eat; it was Xi He. However, Xi He felt it was too lonely to eat alone, so she always liked to go feed Chang Xi and eat with her.
But Liu Bing's appearance showed Xi He another way to stimulate appetite. Thus, Liu Bing became Xi He's personal eating streamer.
And Chang Xi, led by Liu Bing's super eating stream, also developed a fondness for eating and drinking.
However, Liu Bing, who played the role of the eating streamer, felt like he had eaten the entire world during that period. That kind of suffering was not something ordinary people could endure.
In any case, Liu Bing felt his stomach had truly sinned by following him.
Thinking back now still gave him a slight shadow.
However, this slight shadow was healed by Chang Xi. After all, Chang Xi was too beautiful, and once Liu Bing piqued her appetite, he could seize the opportunity to feed her.
Looking at Chang Xi happily eating the food he fed her, Liu Bing felt he could create another world.
As for his stomach, sorry, Liu Bing had committed this sin.
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