"First Soul Skill: Fart Like Thunder, Heaven-Shattering Luo San Pao!"
"Second Soul Skill: Fart Like Smoke, Sleep-Inducing Luo San Pao!"
Yu Xiaogang suddenly waved his hand and shouted loudly.
The two century-old Soul Rings circling his body lit up in succession.
In an instant, Luo San Pao took a deep breath, its belly rapidly swelling like a balloon, expanding until it was several times larger than its body.
But Yu Xiaogang's heart was bleeding.
If he had a choice, Yu Xiaogang truly did not want his Martial Soul, Luo San Pao, to use its two fart-based Soul Skills.
Because he was currently being broadcast live to the entire Douluo Continent.
If he used those two fart-based Soul Skills now—
He could already foresee himself becoming a laughingstock across the Douluo Continent!
But he had no choice!
Right now, staying alive was what mattered most.
Even Qin Ming, a Soul Emperor, had been no match for a group of ants in this Doupo World.
These Ape Magic Beasts were certainly stronger than those ants.
He had to use his two fart-based Soul Skills to blast these Ape Magic Beasts away and seize the chance to escape!
Once its belly had swollen to the limit, Luo San Pao abruptly turned around and aimed its rear at the Composite Ape pack.
The next moment, amid a thunderous boom, two solid-looking clouds of green smoke shot out like cannonballs, hurtling toward the Composite Ape pack.
Upon striking the Composite Apes, the two green smoke cannonballs exploded violently.
The next moment, wave after wave of shrill screams rang out.
When they saw Yu Xiaogang command Luo San Pao to unleash its two fart-based Soul Skills in the live broadcast, firing cannonball-like clouds of green poisonous mist at the Composite Ape pack—
The entire Douluo Continent could not hold it together.
After a brief silence, countless people burst out laughing on the spot.
"What a huge joke! There's actually someone in this world whose Soul Skills are farts!"
"But you have to admit, those farts are pretty loud!"
"Isn't that the clown master from Notting Academy? I think Fart Master would suit him better!"
Spirit City, inside the Pope's Palace.
Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo stood on either side of Bibi Dong, looking up at the live images on the Heavenly Screen.
When they saw Yu Xiaogang have Luo San Pao use its two fart-based Soul Skills, blasting out two cannonball-like stink bombs toward the Composite Ape pack—
The absurd scene.
Made even Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo unable to stop the corners of their mouths from twitching upward.
But with Bibi Dong beside them, her elegant and beautiful face was filled with rage.
Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo could only forcibly suppress their urge to laugh.
They could not laugh!
Otherwise, Your Eminence the Pope might start killing people!
Still, fart-based Soul Skills were truly rare. Yu Xiaogang was probably the number one person in Douluo for that!
Blue Tyrant Academy, inside an office.
When, through the window, she saw the live broadcast on the Heavenly Screen reveal Yu Xiaogang having Luo San Pao unleash its two fart-based Soul Skills and bombard the Composite Ape pack—
Laughter and ridicule soon erupted all around.
Liu Erlong's heart filled with rage. Clenching her fists, she roared in the office.
"Mediocrities! You're all a bunch of mediocrities who only judge by appearances!"
"So what if his Martial Soul farts? You have no idea how hard Xiao Gang works. You can't see his ability, his talent, or his broad and loving heart!"
At that moment, in the live broadcast.
After having his Martial Soul, Luo San Pao, unleash its two fart-based Soul Skills and fire two cannonball-like clouds of stinking smoke into the Composite Ape pack amid a loud explosion—
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly recalled Luo San Pao, turned around, and ran.
His fart-based Soul Skills were still far too weak.
Back then, they had not even been able to harm a century-old Mandala Snake.
Against Magic Beasts from this Doupo World, they would certainly be even less effective!
Although the Composite Ape pack had been struck by Yu Xiaogang's two fart-based Soul Skills and had let out waves of screams—
Not a single Composite Ape had been injured by Yu Xiaogang's stink bombs, much less put to sleep by the poisonous stench.
They had merely been overwhelmed by the incomparably foul smell!
Yu Xiaogang's farts did not deal much physical damage.
But whether against humans, soul beasts, or Magic Beasts, their mental damage was extraordinarily immense!
In an instant, every Composite Ape in the pack had bloodshot eyes and flew into a rage. They let out shrill howls, dropped to all fours, and charged after Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang had originally thought his fart-based Soul Skills had dealt considerable damage.
After all, so many miserable cries had come from the Composite Ape pack.
But before he had run very far, Yu Xiaogang looked back while sprinting and saw Composite Apes with crimson eyes and bared sharp fangs chasing after him in a frenzy.
Yu Xiaogang was frightened out of his wits. His legs moved like fiery wheels as he ran for his life.
But unfortunately, even after pushing all his potential to the limit, Yu Xiaogang was still no match for the Composite Apes.
They quickly caught up to him.
The first Composite Ape to reach him was the pack leader. With bloodshot eyes, it shrieked angrily, "Kekeke!" and grabbed Yu Xiaogang by his crew cut, slamming him to the ground.
"You beasts, let go of Xiao Gang!!!"
On the Douluo Continent.
Liu Erlong stood in her office with both hands pressed against the window, roaring furiously at the Composite Apes surrounding Yu Xiaogang in the live broadcast.
She practically wanted to rush inside and save her beloved Xiao Gang.
Inside the Pope's Palace.
Though Bibi Dong made no sound, she abruptly rose from her throne. Her amber eyes turned bloodshot on her elegant, beautiful face, and her delicate hands clenched tightly into fists.
Outside Heaven Dou Royal Academy.
"Teacher!"
"Xiao Gang!"
When they saw Yu Xiaogang pinned down by the Composite Ape leader and tightly surrounded by the other Composite Apes, Flender and Tang San's eyes instantly reddened. They cried out in grief and anger, believing Yu Xiaogang's life was in danger.
But what happened next surpassed everyone's expectations.
In the live broadcast, the Composite Ape leader shrieked furiously.
Perhaps out of a desire for revenge, it pinned Yu Xiaogang's head down with one hand and, with the other, tore apart Yu Xiaogang's armor with a rip!
For a moment, across the Douluo Continent—
Every human and soul beast watching the broadcast froze in stunned disbelief.
Then, in the live broadcast—
The Composite Apes displayed the savage nature that had made countless female Dou Zhes in the Doupo World pale at the mention of them, joining together to cruelly torment and violate Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang immediately began struggling frantically, letting out cries and wails of agony.
"Damn beasts, get away from this master! Get away!"
"If you have the guts, kill me! Why... why are you torturing me like this!"
Outside Heaven Dou Royal Academy.
When Zhu Zhuqing saw the Composite Apes tormenting Yu Xiaogang, the scene was simply too cruel and merciless. She felt horrified and quickly lowered her head, unable to watch any longer.
As for Xiao Wu, Tang San hurriedly covered her eyes.
For a time, most women across the continent reacted the same way.
Only Liu Erlong, Bibi Dong, who could no longer endure it, and Yu Xiaogang's other relatives let out broken cries of rage, madly cursing the Composite Ape pack and the Heavenly Screen.
"Damn beasts, let go of Xiao Gang!"
"Damn Heavenly Screen, why did you have to choose Xiao Gang? Why not anyone else? Aaaah!!"
"Uncle, you have to hold on!"
But no matter how they cursed and roared, it was all useless.
They could only watch helplessly as Yu Xiaogang screamed miserably, wailed in agony, and completely broke down under the Composite Apes' frenzied torment and violation.
And after the Heavenly Screen broadcast Yu Xiaogang's misery to the entire continent—
Across the Douluo Continent, from the human world to the soul beast world, Yu Xiaogang had completely become a laughingstock!
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