Naruto: Uchiha Ci's Insurance Scam to Go Home
Chapter 30

My Evil God Cult Doesn't Accept Illiterates!

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With a sharp cry from Ci, the Evil God Cult leader didn't show the slightest hesitation. He stared with indifferent eyes, his spear thrusting directly at Yuko.

Seeing this, Uchiha Ci could no longer hide his ninja identity. He channeled his chakra and flashed in front of the little girl.

In his haste, he had to extend a hand and firmly grasp the incoming Pitch-Black Spear.

The spear's sharp edge cut open his palm, and blood flowed from between Uchiha Ci's bandaged fingers, falling to the ground.

Uchiha Ci frowned slightly as he looked at his bleeding hand.

Having his blood obtained by someone from the Evil God Cult was not a good thing.

"I said, stop!"

He looked up slightly, his Sharingan eyes chillingly fixed on the Evil God Cult leader before him.

"Sharingan? Uchiha?" The Evil God Cult leader narrowed his eyes, stopping his movements, his gaze flickering slightly.

An Uchiha, not in the Valley of Hell watching those Blood Pond savages, but running into their Evil God Cult territory, what were they trying to do?

"Ci! What are you doing?"

At this moment, Hidan, who had witnessed this scene, quickly ran over, standing between Uchiha Ci and the Evil God Cult leader, and explained to the leader:

"Sir, this person is my friend, and he also aspires to join our Evil God Cult."

The Evil God Cult leader's gaze was cold as he looked at Uchiha Ci, seemingly waiting for an explanation.

Seeing that the situation had eased slightly, Uchiha Ci's gaze shifted, and he immediately spoke:

"Hidan is right. Let her go, and I will become the sacrifice!"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone present couldn't help but be startled, looking at Uchiha Ci in astonishment.

This kid was actually going to sacrifice himself to become a sacrifice.

Just to save a little girl he didn't know?

Among the crowd at this moment, A girl in a hood calmly observed the situation on the field. She was completely shrouded in the shadows of her hooded black robe, with only a few strands of reddish-brown hair falling near her ears.

Just now, when the Evil God Cult leader had stabbed at the little girl, She had already prepared to intervene and save her, But after seeing Uchiha Ci step forward, she slowly retracted the Ram Seal she had already formed.

At this moment, she looked at Uchiha Ci with a puzzled expression.

Who would be so foolish? To sacrifice themselves to save someone else?

"Wait, Ci, what are you talking about?"

"Didn't we agree that you'd walk the cross with me? Why are you going ahead of me?!"

Upon hearing Uchiha Ci's words, Hidan was the first to break down. He looked at Uchiha Ci in shock.

With an expression that said, 'I knew it,'

Hidan at this moment was like an unemployed person who had an interview right after Uchiha Ci for the last available position, afraid that the guy ahead would snatch the offer from the interviewer's hand.

His heart was already wailing.

This guy is really trying to steal Lord Evil God's favor from me!

"You, want to become a sacrifice?"

Hearing this, the Evil God Cult leader couldn't help but be taken aback. He stumbled back three steps, slowly drawing his spear and looking at Uchiha Ci as if scrutinizing him.

His gaze fell on the pair of scarlet Sharingan in Uchiha Ci's eyes several times, and he couldn't help but gasp.

An Uchiha, running to the Evil God Cult, clamoring to become a sacrifice?

The leader of the Evil God Cult felt as if he were dreaming.

"That's right," Uchiha Ci strode forward, speaking righteously.

"I want to become the sacrifice!"

"Sir, take me to the headquarters of the Evil God Cult!"

However, Upon hearing this, the Evil God Cult leader not only wasn't happy, but after a moment of stunned silence, his features contorted into an incredibly complex expression.

At this moment, he looked at the brat before him, his face twitching, as if he had ordered jackfruit online and the seller had sent him durian husks.

This thing was not only disgusting but also thorny!

If the Uchiha Clan were to find out that their Evil God Cult had impaled and sacrificed a child of the Uchiha on the altar.

They wouldn't even have to wait until tomorrow.

That evening, Uchiha's garrison in the Valley of Hell could rush over overnight, crossing more than half of the Land of Hot Water.

Peel his skin off and hang it up as stuffing!

The leader of the Evil God Cult pondered for a long time, his expression growing increasingly grim.

Finally, under everyone's watchful eyes, no matter how unwilling he was internally, Out of professionalism, he could only ask dryly:

"You, are you a ninja?"

"Yes." Uchiha Ci nodded.

"Well, we don't recruit ninjas," the Evil God Cult leader immediately seized the opportunity and said.

"What did you say?" Uchiha Ci's eyes widened, and he turned his head to look at Hidan, His gaze seemed to ask, 'Little bro, what's going on?'

You invited me to the Evil God Cult for a big score, and now they're saying the five-person queue is full?

Are you looking down on me?

Hidan was also taken aback and couldn't help but stand beside the Evil God Cult leader and remind him:

"Sir, I remember we do recruit ninjas, and didn't you tell me last time to catch one more?"

The Evil God Cult leader looked at Hidan, who was undermining him, and the smile on his face froze instantly.

I told you to catch a ninja, And you brought me back a Uchiha?

Don't you know that among the top ten most troublesome people in the Land of Hot Water, the Uchiha clan ranks second?

"Oh, then perhaps I remembered incorrectly, yes." The Evil God Cult leader immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

But he couldn't bear the responsibility of handing over the Uchiha brat as a sacrifice.

His gaze suddenly turned cold, and he subtly signaled to the two subordinates standing behind him.

Immediately, he looked at Uchiha Ci with a stern face and asked coldly:

"Then do you know what our Evil God Cult's tenets are?"

Uchiha Ci was stunned, thinking, has the job market become this competitive?

I'm just here to be an unspoken sacrifice waiting to be stabbed, Do I still need to take a class and read a couple of books like Five Years of Scripture, Three Years of Faith?

"Uh, wait a moment, I think I remember..." Uchiha Ci's expression tightened, and he secretly took out the pamphlet Hidan had given him, nervously flipping through a couple of pages.

Trying to turn the interview into an open-book exam.

However, at this moment, Swish! Swish!

Two black spears suddenly shot from either side of Uchiha Ci.

The Evil God Cult leader gritted his teeth, completely dropping the pretense, released the black spear Uchiha Ci was holding, and with a wave of his palms, drew two more pitch-black spears from the pouch of his black robe.

He looked coldly at Uchiha Ci and shouted:

"Hmph, you don't even understand the most basic tenets, how dare you listen to the gospel of the great Evil God?"

"Our Evil God Cult does not recruit illiterates!"

The two black spears tore through the air, and the surprise attack instantly made the hairs on Uchiha Ci's neck stand on end.

A sense of immense crisis instantly spread through his heart.

Uchiha Ci immediately realized that these three lackeys of the Evil God Cult were all experts!

The next moment, Two lines of text immediately refreshed before his eyes.

[You have been attacked by an Evil God Cult lackey (Hot Water Ninja Chunin rogue ninja), the leader of whom openly called you a singer and an illiterate!]

[Talent: Combat Intuition, S, has been triggered.]

An electric shock sensation surged from his head to his toes.

The next second, Uchiha Ci twisted his head, flipped, and jumped. His scarlet Sharingan darted left and right, drawing a trembling red line, instantly locking onto the trajectory of the two black spears tearing through the air.

He twisted his body in mid-air and fiercely threw the bloody black spear in his hand, deflecting one of the black spears.

However, the other black spear shot directly towards his vital point!

Uchiha Ci recalled Hidan's future techniques, his pupils suddenly constricted, But he was in mid-air and could no longer twist his body to exert force and block. He could only dodge his vital points at the moment the black spear was thrown with great force.

And this way, he was bound to get hurt!

Once injured and his blood was taken, coupled with the gash from when he'd urgently blocked the Evil God Cult leader's Black Spear earlier.

If an Evil God Cult member picked up that Black Spear, or dug up his blood from the ground, they might be able to activate the cursed jutsu: Blood Death Mirror.

Under this terrifying technique, he'd be like a dish served to anyone!

Uchiha Ci couldn't help but widen his eyes slightly, thinking that the Land of Hot Water was truly full of dangers.

Merely a group of Evil God Cult grunts passing by possessed such terrifying ambush capabilities!

However, just then—

A hooded girl in the crowd frowned and slapped a cattle pen, then leaped out.

The reddish-brown tassels on her earlobes swayed in the wind.

She pulled out a kunai from beneath her black robe, gripping it with both hands and forming the Snake hand seal.

Immediately, she glared with a pair of clear, emerald eyes, like gemstones, and shouted loudly at Uchiha Ci:

"Idiot, duck!"

"Water Style: Water Fang Bullet!"

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