Primordial Wilderness: I, a Demon Clan Grunt, Have My Inner Thoughts Eavesdropped by Emperor Jun
Chapter 11

Sworn Siblings

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Xihe's expression stirred upon hearing this; she held a rather good impression of Di Jun.

However, unlike her sister Changxi, she was a bit more reserved and demure.

She agreed with her sister's sentiment but decided to take things slow. "Sister," she said, "we can chase after him, but we can't be so direct."

"Then how should we do it?" Changxi asked, displeased. She disliked beating around the bush.

"Come here and I'll tell you..."

Meanwhile, Li Mo was contemplating in his mind.

This time, my strength has improved from the sermon, and many powerful beings have noticed me. Plus, Brother Jun gave me the White Rainbow Sword, so I've become known. I can't continue like this. If I do, when the war between the Wu and Yao tribes breaks out, I won't be able to escape. I need to find an opportunity to take my master and slip away from the Demon Race.

But Master is determined to assist Di Jun and unify the Great Desolation. He might not listen to me.

All these thoughts fell into Di Jun's ears.

Knowing Li Mo's intention to leave, Di Jun naturally disagreed.

Over this period, he had received a lot of information in advance thanks to Li Mo.

If Li Mo were to leave, wouldn't he be at a great loss?

No! He had to find a way to tie Li Mo closely to him and change the course of the world.

But how?

Should he promote him back home?

Di Jun had countless subordinates, many of whom held official positions.

However, this might provoke Li Mo and cause him to flee even sooner.

Di Jun pondered deeply but couldn't come up with a good idea.

To tie someone to himself, one simply had to cater to their desires.

With this thought, he nodded and began conversing with Li Mo, smoothly bringing up a topic. "Li Mo, do you have any hobbies?"

"Hobbies? I do have some, like flower arranging and jade sculpting. But I've never actually tried it before," Li Mo said, then shook his head halfway through his sentence.

Poor me, Li Mo. To this day, I'm still a virgin!

Di Jun was taken aback. He glanced at Li Mo, having initially thought that "flower arranging and jade sculpting" was simply playing with plants.

He hadn't expected it to have such a deep meaning.

It seemed he needed to find a great beauty to give to Li Mo.

Furthermore, this beauty's status couldn't be low! She had to be even more intimate with him than himself.

As he was contemplating, two voices suddenly rang out.

"Fellow Daoist Di Jun!"

"Fellow Daoist Di Jun!"

The voices were as melodious as wind chimes, so pleasant that even Di Jun couldn't help but turn his head.

"Daughters of the Moon Star!"

Damn! Two beauties have arrived. It's Changxi and Xihe, the Moon Star sisters! Tsk tsk, their figures, their…

Li Mo didn't hold back his praise.

Di Jun is truly blessed! In the future, these Moon Star sisters will both be his women. Xihe will give birth to ten Golden Crows, and Changxi will give birth to ten lunar goddesses.

My women? They're interested in me?

Their departure was much slower than their arrival. Di Jun even signaled Tai Yi to wait for the two fairies.

"Two fellow Daoists, may I ask why you called out to us?" Di Jun asked imperiously and domineeringly.

Damn it! Brother Jun, why are you still acting like this towards two beauties? Can't you be a little gentler?

Li Mo was speechless.

Changxi clasped her hands and tearfully pleaded, "Lord Di Jun, please save us sisters. When we left Purple Firmament Palace, we saw Donghua Daoist, the Eastern Prince, gathering all sorts of innate divine beings. However, we were unwilling to follow him. We also heard that Donghua Daoist is not a benevolent person and will surely force us to submit."

Xihe added, "That's right. Therefore, we sisters hope to follow Fellow Daoist Di Jun. We hope Fellow Daoist Di Jun will grant our wish. Compared to being forced, we would rather choose who we follow. The Sun Star and the Moon Star are so compatible. I believe Fellow Daoist Di Jun will treat us as his own, won't he?"

Not only will I treat you as my own! With time, I'll surely nurture you into top-notch troublemakers. As the saying goes, men love to play with water, and women are troublemakers.

Li Mo muttered inwardly.

Di Jun's mouth twitched. What was Li Mo saying? How could he, the dignified Three-legged Golden Crow, like playing with water? He liked playing with fire!

Hiss!

Li Mo is still a virgin. If I give these two to him, won't that bind him even closer to us brothers?

Will he still be able to wholeheartedly help me in the future?

Di Jun pondered for a moment, his heart filled with joy. He immediately cupped his hands and said, "Of course. It is our brothers' fortune that you two sisters wish for our protection. To be honest, we brothers also intend to unify the Great Desolation, and we will likely need your help, two sisters, in the future."

"As a token of our sincerity, why don't we become sworn siblings today?"

As soon as he said this, Tai Yi, the Xihe sisters, and even Li Mo were stunned, their mouths twitching.

[What's going on in Brother Jun's head? He likes incest too. He actually wants to become sworn siblings. In the future, you'll all be husband and wife lying in the same bed. Anyway, there's no blood relation. Brother Jun is just trying to get closer to them. This method of picking up girls, I'm impressed.]

Li Mo smacked his lips, utterly impressed with Di Jun.

Di Jun's mouth twisted, and he almost fell from the sky.

He roared inwardly, What is he even talking about?

I'm trying to get closer to the two sisters, to make them see me as one of their own.

"I wonder what the two younger sisters think?" Di Jun spoke again.

"Since Brother has spoken, we naturally won't refuse! Eldest Brother, Second Brother, Sister is here." Xihe was the first to half-crouch and salute.

"Eldest Brother! Second Brother, Third Sister!" Changxi cupped her hands and looked at the others.

"Second Brother, Third Sister, Fourth Sister!" Di Jun cupped his hands, overjoyed.

With two Grand Unity Golden Immortals joining, he was ecstatic.

"Eldest Brother, Third Sister, Fourth Sister."

Xihe: "Eldest Brother, Second Brother, Fourth Sister!"

Di Jun: "Second Brother, Third Sister, Fourth Sister."

For a moment, the scene was like a meme.

Li Mo's mouth twitched, unsure whether to laugh or cry.

[Stop, stop, stop! What are you four doing? Starting to call each other random names? Is your brain too simple to keep up?]

Bai Ze, standing nearby, was completely bewildered.

Hearing Li Mo's complaint, Di Jun immediately stopped talking.

A moment later, the other three also realized they had called out the wrong titles, looking embarrassed.

This scene was akin to social death.

After some time, everyone returned together.

Di Jun even invited Changxi and Xihe to visit the Sun God Palace, and they agreed.

When they were still some distance from the Sun Star, the demons near the Sun Star began to cheer.

"Di Jun, Lord Tai Yi is back!"

In the Star Gazing Palace, Shang Yang suddenly stood up.

With the two Lords back, Bai Ze and Li Mo must also be back.

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