Listen to Advice: I, Sasuke, Why Defect from Konoha?
Chapter 33

Naruto's Lewd Suggestion, Shameful Reward

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Konoha Streets

"Heh heh...

"Konohamaru, don't underestimate me! I'm actually pretty strong... Guys like that just now, I could beat them anytime..."

To maintain his position as Elder Brother, Naruto stuck out his neck and put on a show.

"But Naruto, you seemed like you didn't react at all just now?? Brother Sasuke reacted so quickly. He controlled that guy with just one look..."

Konohamaru said suspiciously, and his serious little face left Naruto both embarrassed and irritated...

"Konohamaru, right... You've got a good eye, kid. Want to switch sides and take me as your Elder Brother instead? I happen to be short on little brothers..."

Sasuke paused, turned around, and looked at Konohamaru with a teasing smile.

He was not joking about this. He was completely serious!

Konohamaru's ninja talent could be called the greatest of the Post-Naruto-Sasuke Era...

He was a genius ninja comparable to Kakashi.

With a little guidance, he could become someone with Kage-level or Three Sannin-level strength!

For Sasuke, who aspired to become Hokage, a little brother like this would make the finest trusted subordinate.

And his background was impeccable, with absolutely no issues!

He could even be trusted to help raise children in the future...

Well, just thinking about it was a little exciting!

"Really? Brother Sasuke..."

Konohamaru, already dazzled by Sasuke's cool rescue, instantly had stars in his eyes as he cried out in delight.

His followers, Moegi and Udon, looked just as envious and eager...

"If you're willing, you can come along too..."

Seeing the other two little beans beside him, Sasuke's eyes gleamed as he smiled and extended the invitation.

Udon's talent aside, Moegi was a super genius who had independently awakened the Wood Release bloodline limit after the First Hokage.

With proper training, she would at least reach the peak of Kage-level!

"Really? Brother Sasuke, I, Moegi Matsuri, am willing to be your little brother..."

The innocent little girl Moegi's eyes sparkled again, and she nodded without hesitation.

What girl could refuse such a handsome, powerful, genius Elder Brother...

"I..."

"No, you can't..."

Just as Konohamaru was about to speak, Naruto hurriedly cut him off.

What a joke...

Konohamaru was his little brother. How could he let someone else steal him away!

Especially Sasuke!!

"Oh, right, Sasuke. I suddenly remembered something important I need to discuss with you..."

Seeing the strange looks from Konohamaru's trio and Sakura, Naruto hurriedly made an excuse, grabbed Sasuke, and ran off.

It was too dangerous to stay here...

Either a Goddess would throw herself at Sasuke, or his little brother would get snatched away...

Sob, sob, sob...

He had to leave. He had to leave this place of heartbreak.

"Naruto, you idiot... I was going to go shopping, eat, and date with Sasuke-kun! Damn it!!"

Sakura froze for half a second before suddenly realizing what had happened and roaring furiously.

This had been such a hard-earned opportunity...

"A date?? Could it be that you're Brother Sasuke's girlfriend!!"

Moegi, the newly recruited little brother, stiffened and turned toward Sakura with excited gossip in her eyes.

This was a great chance to learn more about her cool and handsome Elder Brother...

"Sister-in-law, can you tell us about Brother Sasuke's heroic deeds?"

"Yeah, yeah! You must have gone through incredibly thrilling and dangerous missions together... I really want to hear about them..."

Konohamaru and Udon also caught on at once. They looked eagerly at Sakura, their eyes full of longing.

"G-girlfriend? Sister-in-law??"

Sakura, who had been absentminded, instantly blushed bright red. Her breathing grew heavy as she looked at the three children in wholehearted agreement.

That was exactly what she should be called!

"Ahem... Since you all look so pitiful, I'll tell you about it..."

In high spirits, Sakura put on the airs of a Sister-in-law and began recounting their perilous journey through the Land of Waves.

Meanwhile

"Naruto, what exactly did you drag me out here to discuss? Don't tell me you're afraid Konohamaru will abandon you as his Elder Brother..."

Two streets away, Sasuke stopped and stared at Naruto as though his burning gaze could see straight through him.

"Ah, aha... What are you talking about... Why would I think something like that... Hahaha..."

Having his thoughts exposed, Naruto scratched his head and played dumb while his mind raced for a solution.

He really had not thought of anything...

Suddenly, Naruto spotted the Women's Bathhouse nearby. His eyes lit up as he got an idea.

He craned his neck and leaned close to Sasuke's ear, his expression lewd...

"Hehehe... Sasuke, I still haven't repaid you for teaching me the Shadow Clone training method. Today's the day! Come with me, I'll show you something..."

Seeing Naruto's sleazy expression and gestures, then glancing at the Women's Bathhouse beside them, Sasuke's face darkened and a vein twitched on his forehead...

He was Ming Lang, not An Sao.

How could he possibly do something like peeping on a Women's Bathhouse??

It was far too tasteless!

[Detected Naruto's suggestion. C-rank Reward triggered. Mission: If we're brothers, we peek together; Reward: NaruSasu Sexy Jutsu...]

Just as Sasuke was about to turn and leave, he heard the System Prompt by his ear.

His steps halted, and his expression turned strange!

NaruSasu Sexy Jutsu??

What the hell kind of bizarre reward was that...

"It's always like this the first time. Don't be shy..."

Seeing Sasuke's shifting expression, Naruto chuckled, convinced that he had seen through everything.

He grabbed Sasuke and headed for the alley beside the Women's Bathhouse...

Judging from how familiar he was with the route, this was definitely not his first time.

Is this sleazy bastard really the hot-blooded Naruto? Ugh, I think I know where the material for the Sexy Jutsu came from...

Watching Naruto's sleazy expression, Sasuke thought to himself. His eyes shifted, turning scarlet red.

Since they were already here, not taking a look would feel a little disrespectful...

Yes, it was all for the system reward.

The next day

"Chunin Exams!!"

"Chunin Exams??"

Looking at the application forms Kakashi handed over, Naruto and Sakura shouted excitedly at the same time.

Though they had heard about it yesterday, actually participating was another matter...

"Mm, that's the situation... If you want to participate, sign the application forms. Five Days Later, report to Room 301 of the Ninja Academy before 3:00 p.m. to register for the exam..."

Kakashi narrowed his eyes and handed over three application forms, making the announcement in his usual lazy manner.

"Awesome!! Teacher Kakashi, I love you so much..."

Naruto snatched up an application form and shouted excitedly, his eyes blazing with fervent anticipation.

"Sasuke-kun, are we going to participate together?"

Sakura instinctively turned to ask him, a flash of confidence and determination shining in her beautiful eyes.

Since Sasuke-kun said he liked strong girls, then these Chunin Exams were an opportunity!

She would prove to Sasuke that she was the strongest female ninja of Konoha's new generation.

As for Ino, she could wait until Sakura became a Chunin and then cry with envy and jealousy!

"Of course..."

Sasuke nodded without hesitation. This was an opportunity to upgrade the system's permissions.

He could not possibly miss it and wait for the next time...

The system rewards under C permissions were far too pathetic!

Thinking of the NaruSasu Sexy Jutsu he had gained yesterday at the cost of his dignity, Sasuke could not help but shudder...

Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous!

"Well then, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura. There are no missions scheduled for the next few days, so prepare whatever you need for the exam yourselves. Remember not to be late..."

Kakashi gave Sasuke's strange expression an odd look, reminded them once, then vanished in a Body Flicker...

With the Chunin Exams approaching, teams from every ninja village were gathering in Konoha.

The Jonin were hardly relaxed. They had to keep watch and guard against any unforeseen incidents...

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