Pants-Stripping Fiend

Sacred Ancestor Mountain Range.

City of Brilliance.

"Xian Wu, Soul Force 1, Strength 49, Red Soul Sea, assigned to Warrior beginner class. Next tester, Xiao Ning'er."

The loud broadcast echoed throughout Sacred Orchid Academy.

"I thought Nie's 5 Soul Force was low enough, I didn't expect someone to have even less."

"Someone like this trash can get in? Is it Sacred Orchid Academy's misfortune, or ours?"

"What's this guy's background? He's mysteriously wearing a cloak, could he be from the Dark Guild?"

"No way, would someone from the Dark Guild expose themselves in broad daylight? Don't they want to live?"

"Hmph, just a clown seeking attention."

Xian Wu touched his nose, pulled up his hood, and wrapped himself tightly in his black robe, wisely lowering his head as he walked off the testing platform.

A beauty brushed past, her fragrance filling the air.

Xian Wu flinched like a startled deer, hastily dodging away and quickening his pace.

Xiao Ning'er frowned and looked back. What a strange person.

As soon as he stood behind the Warrior beginner class line, Xian Wu heard:

"Xiao Ning'er, Soul Force 78, Strength 42, Green Soul Sea, temporarily assigned to Warrior beginner class due to the Spirit Master beginner class being full. Next tester, Yi Baichuan."

A beauty in my class? Xian Wu was stunned for a moment.

But what does that have to do with me? Women only slow down my draw speed.

"Wow, 78 Soul Force, Xiao Ning'er is about to advance to Bronze One Star Spirit Master, right?"

"Good heavens, a Green Soul Sea, the strongest talent among the known testers. With such monstrous potential, which family's daughter is she?"

"The Winged Dragon Family, one of the seven great influential families."

"Although the Winged Dragon Family has declined, with a disciple of such monstrous talent, there's hope for their future revival and rise."

"It's rumored that Xiao Ning'er is engaged to the young master of the Sacred Family, one of the three Peak Families. Is that true?"

"With the Sacred Family's help, Xiao Ning'er's future achievements are likely limitless, perhaps even becoming a Legendary Spirit Master."

"What a shame, that Shen Fei..."

"Hush, the disciples of Peak Families are not someone we ordinary people can discuss so casually."

After Xiao Ning'er's test, she coldly refused the eager offer of a front-row seat from a male student and stood at the back of the Warrior beginner class line.

The scent of perfume wafted over again. Xian Wu felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, with thorns in his back, a lump in his throat.

Everyone's gaze was focused on the heavenly prodigy behind them, and he inevitably gained more exposure.

Sigh~ Such beauty is a disaster~~

Xian Wu felt a bit nervous. When he got nervous, he wanted to grab something. And when he grabbed...

"Classmate, you... your pants are down."

Xian Wu felt someone poke his back.

He stiffly lowered his head to look. His pants had indeed fallen.

Whoosh!

Xian Wu's face instantly turned as red as a monkey's backside. He hastily pulled up his pants.

But in full view of everyone, his pants fell to the ground again.

Fortunately, his robe covered him, otherwise, he would have been completely exposed.

"Perverted guy, stay away from Goddess Ning'er!"

"Oh~ I get it."

"Get what?"

"No wonder he always wears a robe. It turns out it's to satisfy his perverted desire to take off his pants in front of girls."

"Ew~ How disgusting~~"

"You pervert, you scoundrel!"

"You're slandering me! You're all slandering me!" Xian Wu was filled with shame and indignation, wishing he could find a hole to crawl into.

He wasn't a pervert. It was all his left hand's fault, his Demon Left Hand.

The Demon Left Hand was his perk as a transmigrator, capable of instantly decomposing all things into atomic form.

Of course, "all things" did not include himself.

Although this ability is powerful, its side effects are not small.

His left hand would intentionally or unintentionally touch and decompose certain things, so he would tie it up when he slept at night.

One reason he wore a black robe was that his left hand would decompose most things into charcoal.

Another reason was to prevent any indecent exposure if his clothes were decomposed.

As fate would have it, in his nervousness just now, he adjusted his pants with his left hand and ended up decomposing the waistband.

Later, he frantically pulled up his pants with his left hand again, and decomposed the waist of his pants once more.

Now, he couldn't wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

No, wait, Tales of Demons and Gods doesn't seem to have the Yellow River.

If he told everyone he had the Demon Left Hand, he would likely be captured by the great clans and sliced up for research.

If he didn't tell them, he would be branded as a pervert.

"Silence!"

The commotion attracted the attention of the academy staff, and a burly male instructor strode over.

"What's going on?"

"Instructor, the kid in the cloak in the beginner Warrior class is a pervert! He took off his pants in front of classmate Xiao Ning'er."

"In front of" my ass, it was "ahead of," Xian Wu glared at the person who spoke.

The male instructor narrowed his eyes and grabbed Xian Wu by the collar.

"It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, teacher! The tinder in my pants pocket suddenly caught fire, and I accidentally burned through my belt, which caused my pants to fall. I didn't do it on purpose." Xian Wu quickly explained.

"Tinder?" The male instructor felt his intelligence had been insulted and ordered Xian Wu to take off his cloak for inspection.

Xian Wu held up his pants with his right hand, but his left hand was unusable. He didn't have a third hand to untie the rope.

"Tea... Teacher, can you help me take it off...?" Xian Wu asked weakly.

The male instructor glared at him and roughly unfastened the cloak's clasp, flinging it open.

The surrounding people craned their necks to look, only to see the "pervert" holding his right hand with his left, and his right hand holding up his pants.

A large chunk was missing from the left side of his pants, above the pocket area, with a charred, black edge as if it had been burned.

Furthermore, a corner of red underpants and his snow-white thigh were also fully displayed to everyone.

Xiao Ning'er's cheeks flushed crimson, and she turned her head away.

"Put it back on, it's really indecent." The male instructor gave a cursory glance before throwing the cloak back over Xian Wu.

"Why play with tinder? Don't look, everyone. I've determined it was an accident; he's not a pervert."

The male instructor decisively defined this incident of sexual harassment.

Fortunately, he had intercepted the situation before it escalated. Otherwise, if the vice-dean found out, he would surely be punished.

Xian Wu tightly clamped his pants between his legs, freeing his right hand to tie his robe.

Fortunately, he had experienced being misunderstood for dropping his pants before; otherwise, he didn't know how he would have gotten through today.

Xian Wu had already been on edge, feeling like a thorn in his throat, like sitting on pins and needles.

After this incident, standing in front of Xiao Ning'er, he was so embarrassed he could have dug a three-bedroom apartment with his toes.

Soon, the grueling freshman orientation test ended.

Xiao Ning'er, the "pride of Heaven," became famous, and "Pants-Stripping Fiend" Xian Wu also became famous, though the parties involved were completely unaware.

"The freshman orientation test has concluded. Now, class instructors will lead their respective students to the dormitory area to assign rooms in order."

The loud announcement sounded again.

The students of the beginner Warrior class were the last to leave the training ground, led by the male instructor from earlier.

There was no other way; among all the classes at Sacred Orchid Academy, the beginner Warrior class had the lowest status.

Upon entering the dormitory area, the instructor divided the group into male and female batches, handing one over to a female dorm supervisor and the other to a male dorm supervisor.

"Come on, all female students of the beginner Warrior class, follow me," the female dorm supervisor shouted in a high voice.

The male dorm supervisor also took charge of the male students and led them toward the left side of the road.

Xian Wu, holding up his pants, obediently followed at the back of the group when a male student suddenly detached himself from the line and moved to stand behind him.

I wonder what he's trying to do