Lu Ya: I'm Your Son Meow! Xihe: Find Me Tonight Wearing This!

In front of the Demon Emperor's palace, the atmosphere was at its absolute peak of tension.

Looking at Lu Ya before him, who sported cat ears, a swishing cat tail, and spoke with a "meow" in his voice.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi's last string of sanity snapped.

"Monster!"

"How dare you possess my nephew and humiliate him into this state!"

"Die by my hand!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi's rage erupted, and the Chaos Bell abruptly changed direction, no longer aimed at Di Jun.

Instead, it descended with world-ending might towards the cat-girl Lu Ya.

"No matter who you are, you must get off my nephew!"

If this strike landed, let alone Lu Ya, half the Demon Court would crumble.

"Second Brother, have you gone mad?!"

Di Jun was terrified out of his wits; that was his own son!

The River Diagram and Luo Script instantly flew out, transforming into the Hunyuan River-Luo Great Formation, fiercely blocking the Chaos Bell's assault.

"That's your nephew, that's Lu Ya, look closely!" Di Jun roared.

Kunpeng, huddled in a corner, watched this family with vacant eyes, as if he had seen through the mundane world.

"What's going on..."

"Does this whole family... have these strange fetishes?"

"First His Majesty turned into a twin-tailed loli, and now the Crown Prince has become a cat-girl..."

"What happened to this world? Is this still the peerless Demon Race?"

"Damn this Primordial World... it's best if it's destroyed soon. I'm tired, truly tired."

Just then, Lu Ya, under immense pressure.

Still tried his best to maintain his cute cat-girl demeanor, patiently explaining.

"Second Uncle, calm down, meow!"

"This is a magic treasure refined by Senior Brother Zhao Gongming, meow!"

"Before, Father Emperor was in that strange state because Senior Brother Cihang used a magic treasure refined by Senior Brother Zhao Gongming, meow!"

"It's all the effect of the magic treasure, meow, not possession, meow!"

Hearing this barrage of "meows," Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi froze in place simultaneously.

The two brothers stared at each other, their minds instantly crashing.

Magic treasure?

A magic treasure that turns someone into a cat-girl?

Does such an outrageous thing exist in the Primordial World?

As the two brothers questioned their existence, Zhao Gongming was beaming with excitement.

He glanced at Cihang, who was still wearing a Magic Fairy Skirt and hadn't changed back, then looked at the cat-girl Lu Ya.

"A perfect match!"

Zhao Gongming, quick as lightning, grabbed Cihang's shoulder and forcefully pushed him next to Lu Ya.

Cihang looked utterly bewildered.

"Junior Brother, what are you doing?"

Zhao Gongming swiftly took out a Recording Stone, his eyes filled with fervor, and let out a perverted laugh.

"Hehehehe..."

"Southern Liang and a cat-girl!"

"This is a limited-edition, never-to-be-repeated combination in the Primordial World!"

"Wouldn't it be a shame not to take a photo together?"

"Come, come, look at the camera, smile, say cheese!"

Click! Click!

The Recording Stone flashed, capturing this scene that was destined to be recorded in the Primordial World's dark history.

Lu Ya was mortified to the point of death, his cat ears drooping, and said pitifully.

"Senior Brother Zhao is so mean, meow..."

Zhao Gongming not only didn't stop but laughed even more joyfully.

"Oh my, Your Highness the Crown Prince, the more you act like this, the more excited I get!"

Di Jun finally snapped back to reality. Looking at the group of people treating the Demon Court like their backyard, he furrowed his brows and asked in a deep voice.

"Enough!"

"And who are you people?"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming immediately put away the Recording Stone, tidied his robes, and began his overly boastful introduction.

"This Humble Daoist is a personal disciple of the Shangqing Saint, the eldest disciple of the Outer Sect of the Jie Sect, and the number one Artifact Refining Grandmaster in the Primordial World, Zhao Gongming!"

"This one is from the Human Teachings..."

"Stop!" Di Jun felt a throbbing in his temples and waved his hand to interrupt.

"My Demon Court can't accommodate so many people, get to the point!"

Seeing this, Kunpeng quickly ran over, wiping sweat from his brow, and introduced their identities in the most concise language.

Upon learning they were personal disciples of the Three Pure Ones and the Western Teachings, Di Jun's expression softened considerably, and he believed them to some extent.

But looking at Lu Ya, who had turned into a daughter, he was still full of doubt.

"Can a magic treasure really do this?"

"Turn my son into... this mess?"

Just then, a phoenix cry filled with rage echoed.

"Di Jun!!!"

The Heavenly Empress Xihe, furious, flew over.

She immediately spotted the cat-eared girl standing beside Di Jun.

Sensing the same, inseparable bloodline aura as Di Jun, Xihe exploded.

"Good, Di Jun, you good-for-nothing!"

"You heartless wretch!"

"It's one thing that you have someone on the side, but you actually have such a big illegitimate daughter?!"

"You dare bring this bastard child home, as if I don't exist?!"

"I'll kill you right now, I'm done with this life, divorce, we must divorce!"

Xihe summoned the Sun Essence Wheel and was about to fight Di Jun to the death.

Di Jun was stunned. How was this getting worse and worse?

"My dear, no, listen to me explain..."

Seeing Di Jun's flustered state.

Zhao Gongming, acting as if they were old friends, sidled up to Eastern Emperor Taiyi.

He took out a handful of sunflower seeds from his robes, offered some, and asked like a spectator watching a good show.

"Uncle Eastern Emperor, Uncle Di Jun's life... seems quite difficult?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi had already put away the Chaos Bell and was watching his Big Brother get scolded.

He waved his hand calmly, his face etched with the weariness of experience.

"You'll get used to it."

"Big Brother has it tough too."

Over there, Lu Ya saw his parents about to fight and quickly rushed forward to hug Xihe's leg, crying.

"Mother, Mother, believe me, meow!"

"I'm Lu Ya, meow, I'm your son Lu Ya, meow!"

"Hmm?"

Xihe paused, looked down at the cute cat-eared girl, and swept her divine sense over her.

"Eh? Is this really Little Ten's aura?"

The rage in Xihe's eyes instantly dissipated, replaced by surprise and excitement.

She scooped Lu Ya up, rubbing his cat ears, her eyes shining.

"Oh my, it really is Lu Ya!"

"How did you become a daughter? You're so adorable!"

"Mother always wanted a close little padded jacket, I didn't expect it to be you who changed, good, it's good that you changed!"

Lu Ya, feeling utterly defeated from being rubbed, weakly explained.

"It's all thanks to Senior Brother Zhao Gongming's magic treasure, meow..."

The misunderstanding was cleared, but Di Jun was still utterly confused.

"Wait a minute, what's going on?"

"Why was Kunpeng so scared of me just now and even knelt before me?"

"Why did my second brother try to attack me just now and say there was a monster inside me?"

"What is Lu Ya explaining again?"

Looking at Di Jun's clear yet foolish eyes, Kunpeng sighed and silently took out a Recording Stone.

"Your Majesty... please watch for yourself."

The light screen unfolded.

"Ciallo~(∠・ω＜)⌒☆ I'm Dijun-chan~☆"

That demonic voice, that cute wink, those flying twin tails.

Dead silence, absolute dead silence.

Zhao Gongming, Dizang, Cihang, and Xuandu, four people, looked up at the sky with tacit understanding, coughed awkwardly, and pretended they hadn't seen anything.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi patted Big Brother's shoulder and said frankly.

"Big Brother, I thought you were controlled by Demon Ancestor Luohu's great divine power, or that your mind was taken over."

"It was for your reputation that I made my move."

Di Jun looked at himself in the picture, trembling all over, his face turning from red to purple, and from purple to black.

Shame!

Extreme shame!

"This... this isn't me!!"

Di Jun let out a roar of dying struggle.

Zhao Gongming chimed in at the side, adding insult to injury.

"Yes, you were still very thin back then."

"Shut up!" Di Jun glared at Zhao Gongming.

Zhao Gongming shrugged and made a zipping motion across his mouth.

Just then, Xihe, holding the cat-girl Lu Ya, prepared to leave. Before leaving.

She glanced back at Di Jun, a strange light flashing in her eyes, and lowered her voice, her eyes like silk, saying.

"Husband..."

"Although the person in the picture isn't you."

"However... if you're willing to come find me dressed like that tonight..."

"I might consider forgiving your past mistakes~"

Di Jun felt the world spin, almost falling to the ground.

"What a joke!"

"I, the dignified Lord of the Demon Court, the Emperor of the Demon Race, wear women's clothes? Dream on!"

After seeing off this group of family members with peculiar thought processes.

Di Jun took a deep breath, forcibly restored his Demon Emperor's majesty, and looked at Zhao Gongming.

"Zhao Gongming, even after all your explanations."

"I still find it hard to believe that a mere magic treasure could have such heaven-defying power, even summoning my projection?"

"Unless, you demonstrate it again!"

Zhao Gongming spread his hands helplessly.

"Fine, you won't shed tears until you see the coffin."

He turned around and very skillfully patted Cihang's shoulder.

"Come on, Senior Brother, demonstrate!"

Cihang, still wearing that Magic Fairy Skirt, was so ashamed his face was about to bleed. He said indignantly.

"Why is it always me demonstrating?!"

"I want to see others transform too!"

Although he complained verbally, his body was very honest.

Cihang once again raised the Divine King Magic Immortal Stick and skillfully chanted the spell and spun around.

"Balala Energy... Transform!"

Pink light rose again.

This time, the void distorted, and an extreme spatial law fluctuation descended.

A vigorous and lively figure appeared in the light.

"Spatial Ancestral Witch... Di Jiang?!"

Di Jun and Tai Yi's pupils contracted, recognizing this aura.

However, when the light dissipated.

It wasn't the Ancestral Witch, that monster with a sallow face and skin like burning embers.

Instead, it was someone with a high ponytail, wearing a crop-top sports bra and ultra-short athletic shorts.

Her skin was a healthy tan, radiating youthful vigor...

It was a vibrant and beautiful female sports student version of Di Jiang!

This Di Jiang, a senior, performed a high-leg kick warm-up on the spot.

Then she flashed a bright smile at Di Jun, revealing a mouthful of pearly white teeth.

"Yo, isn't this the scruffy bird?"

"Wanna race to see who's faster? Loser has to wear a skirt!"

Di Jun: "..."

Tai Yi: "..."

My arch-nemesis is actually a sporty beautiful girl in private!

Looking at this energetic arch-nemesis.

Di Jun remained silent for a long time, then finally turned to Zhao Gongming and said with a complicated tone.

"Zhao Gongming..."

"This magic treasure of yours... are you selling it?"