Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? Ao Lie: For My Bloodline, I Twist! I Twist Like Crazy!

Before a secret chamber in the East Sea Dragon Palace.

Ao Guang excitedly gripped Zhao Gongming's hands.

His face was full of urgency, his eyes brimming with anticipation.

Even his tone carried the desperate resolve of staking everything on a single throw.

"Esteemed Immortal, Senior Zhao, as long as you can repair this Dragon Gate and lend my Dragon Race a helping hand!"

"Whatever heavenly treasures and rare materials you like from my Dragon Race's treasury, take them! Even if you empty it out, I won't so much as blink!"

Zhao Gongming smiled faintly, his divine sense sweeping over the damaged Dragon Gate.

[ Ding! Damaged merit supreme treasure detected: Ancient Dragon Gate ]

[ Matching plan: Can refine a conceptual treasure related to ascension, purification, or transcendence. ]

"Done!"

Zhao Gongming now knew what to do and nodded at Ao Guang.

"Rest assured, Old Dragon King. Since This Humble Daoist has come, I naturally won't leave empty-handed."

"Prepare a secret chamber. This Humble Daoist will begin refining the treasure at once!"

"Quick, take the Esteemed Immortal to the finest secret chamber!"

Inside the secret chamber, Zhao Gongming brought forth the Nine Dragon Cauldron. Samadhi True Fire and Six Ding Divine Fire intertwined, enveloping the enormous damaged Dragon Gate within.

Countless rare Dragon Race materials were tossed into the cauldron.

Several hours later.

"Concept implantation, law reconstruction!"

Zhao Gongming formed hand seals with both hands, brilliance bursting from his eyes.

The Nine Dragon Cauldron let out an earth-shaking roar. A stream of pink rosy light blasted through the roof of the secret chamber and shot straight toward the seabed.

[ Ding! Congratulations, Host, on successfully repairing and magically modifying a treasure! ]

[ Treasure Name: Pole Dance Ascension Dragon Gate ]

[ Grade: Postnatal Merit Supreme Treasure (Conceptual Grade) ]

[ Conceptual Attribute: Ignore Bloodline · All Beings Transform into Dragons ]

[ Effect: Regardless of origin, cultivation, or karmic burden, as long as one can climb the central pole of the Dragon Gate to its summit and successfully pass over the gate, their bloodline will be forcibly purified by one tier on the spot. Mixed blood becomes pure blood, Flood Dragons become true dragons, four claws become five! ]

[ Side Effect: Ultimate Seduction · Pole Dance. ]

[ Restriction: The Dragon Gate's supporting pole is extremely smooth and cannot be climbed through brute force. ]

[ The user must move to energetic DJ Dance Music, press their thighs and waist tightly against the pole, and perform standard sexy pole-dancing movements such as spinning, hanging upside down, twisting the hips, and caressing. ]

[ Note: The hotter the moves, the greater the friction, and the faster the ascent! ]

At the same time, the system's super critical-hit reward arrived.

[ Ding! Congratulations, Host, on repairing the Dragon Race's supreme treasure and receiving the Dragon Race's fortune blessing! ]

[ Supreme critical-hit reward triggered! ]

[ Congratulations, Host, for obtaining: one drop of Chaos Dragon Saint Essence Blood! ]

In an instant, a drop of violet-golden blood containing the aura of chaos, with what seemed to be Great Dao Charm Light flowing within it, appeared before Zhao Gongming.

"The Chaos Dragon Saint, one of the Three Thousand Chaos Godfiends—excellent! My system finally isn't the kind that keeps draining Pangu dry at every turn!"

"A good thing. This is absolutely a supreme sacred item for tempering the physical body!"

Without hesitation, Zhao Gongming swallowed the Chaos Dragon Saint Essence Blood.

In an instant, roaring thunder-like blasts erupted within his body.

His physical body, previously only at the peak of the Golden Immortal realm, began to transform at an astonishing speed with the aid of the chaos essence blood.

After an unknown amount of time, the instant Zhao Gongming opened his eyes, a dragon shadow surfaced within them.

He clenched his fists, feeling the abundant power coursing through his body, and could not help sighing in awe.

"My physical body actually reached the level of a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal in one go!"

"Although my mana cultivation hasn't caught up yet, with my physical body alone, I can already go head-to-head with a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal!"

"Awesome!"

In high spirits, Zhao Gongming swept out a hand, hoisted the brand-new Dragon Gate onto his shoulder, and strode out of the secret chamber.

Outside the secret chamber, Ao Guang, Huang Long, Lu Ya, Cihang, and the others had already been waiting for a long time.

"He's out! He's out!"

Seeing Zhao Gongming emerge, everyone hurriedly gathered around.

Yet when they clearly saw the completely renewed Dragon Gate behind Zhao Gongming, every expression froze.

The originally ancient, weathered stone gate...

At that moment, it had become resplendent in gold and jade, even inlaid with rings of flashing neon light strips.

Most outrageous of all, right in the center of the archway—

stood a thick, pink pole, its surface smooth as a mirror...

The pole shimmered with suggestive flowing light. One look told you it was anything but proper.

"This..."

Ao Guang rubbed his eyes and pointed tremblingly at the Dragon Gate.

"Esteemed Immortal, this... this is my Dragon Race's supreme treasure, the Dragon Gate?"

Compared to Ao Guang's shock, Huang Long, Cihang, Lu Ya, and the others beside him remained utterly calm.

They even nodded at one another, wearing expressions that said, Just as expected. I knew it.

Cihang even sighed, patted Ao Guang on the shoulder, and consoled him.

"Old Dragon King, you'll get used to it."

"Anything Junior Brother Zhao produces is bound to be perverse."

"As long as it works, looking a little strange... is acceptable."

Zhao Gongming set down the Dragon Gate and introduced it with a confident expression.

"Old Dragon King, do not judge a treasure by its appearance."

"This treasure is called the Pole Dance Ascension Dragon Gate."

"As long as you climb up this pole, no matter what species you are—even if you're a mantis shrimp—you can undergo an on-the-spot bloodline metamorphosis!"

"Four claws become five, five claws become an Ancestor Dragon!"

"Really?!" Ao Guang's breathing quickened. This effect was simply heaven-defying!

"However..." Zhao Gongming chuckled.

"If you want to climb up, you'll need a little talent."

He then explained the rules and key movements of pole dancing in detail.

After hearing it all, Ao Guang was completely dumbfounded. His old face flushed the color of pig liver.

"Twist... twist the hips, hang upside down, and even stroke it?"

"Is this a fucking proper magical treasure?!"

"Is this really meant to cleanse one's bloodline, rather than humiliate my Dragon Race?"

Zhao Gongming spread his hands.

"Believe it or not, the treasure's already been forged."

"If you don't believe me, just find someone to try it."

Ao Guang gritted his teeth, staring at the pink pole as heaven and man warred within his heart.

In the end, for the future of the Dragon Race—

he hardened his heart and turned toward a handsome yet somewhat youthful dragon youth behind him.

"Ao Lie, come here!"

That was his third prince, the Little White Dragon, Ao Lie.

At this time, Ao Lie was only a four-clawed true dragon at the Heavenly Immortal realm. His bloodline was mixed and unremarkable.

"Father King?" Ao Lie looked utterly bewildered.

"Go and try this Dragon Gate!" Ao Guang said gravely.

"For the Dragon Race, you'll have to suffer this indignity!"

Ao Lie had heard the conversation just now, and he was reluctant as well.

But when he saw the expectant look in his father's eyes, then thought of his own low cultivation...

"Let's do it!"

"As long as I can grow stronger, what's a little dancing?!"

Ao Lie drew a deep breath, transformed into human form, and strode up to the Dragon Gate.

The instant he reached out and grasped that pole—

Thump-cha, thump-cha!

Thump-cha, thump-cha!

A wildly rhythmic, ear-splitting burst of DJ dance music exploded through the seabed.

It came with its own subwoofer effect, shaking even the Crystal Palace.

"Wh... what kind of music is this?"

Ao Lie's body stiffened. He found that the pole was so slick, he simply could not get a grip on it.

"Twist, move!"

Zhao Gongming shouted instructions from the side.

"Your waist—watch your waist! Make it burn! Make it seductive!"

Ao Lie gritted his teeth, shut his eyes, and went all in!

Following the movements Zhao Gongming had described, he twisted his waist.

His thighs clamped tightly around the steel pole as his body began to slowly spin.

Just then.

Below the stage, Zhao Gongming, Cihang, Lu Ya, Xuandu, Medicine Master, and the others moved in perfect unison.

With extreme practiced ease, they pulled out their Recording Stones and aimed them at Ao Lie onstage.

Watching this, Ao Guang's mouth twitched wildly as he roared inwardly.

"These people..."

"They fucking came here to cause trouble, didn't they?!"

"My son is humiliating himself up there, and you're filming him down here—do you people have any humanity at all?!"

Yet Ao Lie onstage had no attention left to spare for any of that.

As his body twisted, amid that shameful friction.

He discovered in astonishment that streams of incomparably pure dragon aura were flowing into his body through the steel pole!

The impurities within him were being expelled, while his bloodline boiled and burned!

The exhilaration of growing stronger instantly washed away his shame.

"Awesome, this is too awesome!"

"I feel like I'm about to evolve!"

Ao Lie abruptly opened his eyes. The shyness in them was gone, replaced by fervor.

He completely let himself go!

Grasping the steel pole with both hands, his body moved like an agile water snake.

He twisted wildly, spun, hooked himself upside down, and even performed difficult wave-like wriggles.

As he twisted, he also tossed his head along with the rhythm of the music.

That sight...

It was eye-searing to the extreme, yet filled with a bizarre, almost demonic allure.

"I've come to terms with it!"

"Let the storm rage even fiercer!"

Ao Lie wriggled madly around the steel pole, faster and faster, truly beginning to spiral toward the heavens!

Below, Ao Guang covered his face. Peering through his fingers at his son's seductive figure, tears streamed down his aged face.

"What a sin..."

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