Di Jiang: You Have Your Damn Bottom Line! The Entire Villain Team Is Here to Farm Ancestor Hongyun!

Di Jun watched Di Jiang, who was still convulsing irregularly on the ground, clutching his backside with both hands.

Cold sweat broke out on Di Jun's forehead.

That was an Ancestor Witch, Di Jiang, whose physical body was incomparably strong!

After that finger attack, what kind of torment had he endured to still be in so much pain that he hadn't recovered yet?

"Gulp."

Di Jun swallowed, feeling a dull ache in his own posterior.

Zhao Gongming stood to the side, watching Di Jun's pathetic state. He was clearly enjoying the show and couldn't resist shouting.

"Uncle-Master Di Jun, perk up!"

"You're all old classmates who listened to the Dao in the Purple Cloud Palace. Get a grip, don't embarrass yourselves!"

"Where did that 'come and hit me, you idiot' attitude from earlier go?"

Di Jun's face was filled with bitterness. He glared fiercely at Zhao Gongming.

"Nephew-Master Zhao, don't make things worse at a time like this!"

Then, he turned his gaze to the advancing East King Duke.

He forced a strained smile onto his face and raised his hands in a gesture of harmlessness.

"Um... Fellow Daoist East King Duke."

"Actually, I was just passively taking a beating earlier."

"Even though I taunted you a couple of times, it was still in self-defense."

"It's not that serious, you've already hit Di Jiang, you should be over it. Please don't hit me!"

Upon hearing this, East King Duke not only didn't stop, but the excited glint in his eyes intensified.

He stroked the golden finger cots on his fingers.

He felt a sense of exhilaration, as if he had endured humiliation for years and had finally turned the tables.

"No!"

"I've tolerated you all for a long time!"

"Before, you ganged up on me because you had numbers. Today, I'll let you taste what it's like to be utterly defeated!"

"Di Jun, I have to give you a taste too, even just one hit!"

As he spoke, East King Duke formed seals again, a signature lewd smile on his face, and prepared to teleport.

At this critical moment.

A small figure suddenly rushed out and blocked Di Jun.

It was Lu Ya, who hadn't yet dispelled the magic treasure's effects and still sported cat ears and a cat tail.

Lu Ya spread his arms. Despite the embarrassment, his concern for his father was paramount.

He could only grit his teeth and shout in his soft, childish voice.

"Don't bully my Father Emperor, meow!"

"If you have a problem, take it out on me, meow!"

"Don't hit my Father Emperor, meow!"

Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up, and he nodded slightly, thinking to himself.

So cute, meow! Follow Tafy, meow~o(=∩ω∩=)m

East King Duke's movement froze abruptly.

He looked at the figure before him. Although it was a male.

This cat-eared girl was so cute it was practically illegal. He looked at her watery big eyes and twitching cat ears.

In that instant, East King Duke's heart, filled with vengeance, actually... melted.

"This..."

East King Duke took a deep breath and slowly lowered his hands, which had been forming seals. With a gentlemanly expression, he sighed.

"Alas, alas."

"As the Head of Male Immortals, how can I do something... something unspeakable to a father in front of his child?"

"That would be bad for the child's psychological health."

"Today, for your son's sake, I'll let it go!"

"Hmph, I, East King Duke, still have my bottom line!"

As soon as he said this, Di Jiang, who had slightly recovered on the side, shakily got up from the ground.

His legs were still trembling, one hand covering his backside, the other frantically soothing the painful area.

Upon hearing the word "bottom line," he completely lost it and pointed at East King Duke, yelling.

"Bottom line?!"

"You have your damn bottom line!!"

"When you were poking me just now, why didn't you think about the bottom line, like I wasn't even human?!"

"Am I human, am I human, am I even human!!!"

East King Duke's eyes widened, and his thimble once again pointed at Di Jiang, threatening him.

"What, still not had enough?"

"Believe it or not, I'll give you another one, this time from a different angle?"

Di Jiang trembled all over in fear and quickly waved his hands, instantly backing down.

"No, no, no!"

"Okay, okay, I give up, you're ruthless!"

"You're amazing!"

But although he verbally surrendered, he was unconvinced in his heart and muttered softly.

"Just you wait, when I find my nephew Zhao Gongming to refine a new magic treasure for me, you'll see, I'll fleece you so bad you won't even have your underwear left!"

East King Duke's ears were sharp, and he heard this. He stepped forward and kicked him.

Poor Di Jiang, unable to stand steady because of his sore backside, was kicked to the ground again.

"Still daring to threaten this seat?"

"So what if you refine a new magic treasure, what do you want to do?"

"Believe it or not, I'll cripple you right now, before you even finish refining it?"

Di Jiang hugged his head, completely defeated.

"I give up, I give up, I really give up, stop kicking!"

After this commotion, the anger between them had dissipated considerably.

Di Jiang sat on the ground, catching his breath.

Suddenly, he looked up, his eyes blazing, staring at East King Duke with a strange look.

East King Duke felt a chill run down his spine, and he nervously hugged himself tighter, taking half a step back.

"You... what are you doing?"

"I just did a Thousand Kills to you just now, you're not thinking of getting it back in some other way, are you?"

"I'm warning you, I'm not doing that!"

Di Jiang rolled his eyes, patted the dirt off his butt, and said with a serious and mysterious expression.

"What are you thinking!"

"Am I that kind of person?"

"East King Duke, Di Jun, come here."

"I've suddenly found a way to make a fortune, a shortcut to the peak of the Great Dao!"

Di Jun and East King Duke exchanged glances. Although confused, they still moved closer.

Zhao Gongming, seeing this, also curiously moved closer to eavesdrop.

Di Jiang glanced at Lu Ya and waved his hand.

"Go, go, go, kids play on the side, adults are discussing important matters. You go teach the human race cultivation."

"Oh, okay, meow." Lu Ya obediently left.

Seeing the extraneous personnel leave, Di Jiang lowered his voice, his eyes flashing with greed and ambition.

"You two, neither of us has the Primordial Violet Qi, right?"

"But... Hongyun has it!"

"Back then, the Dao Ancestor said that the Primordial Violet Qi belongs to whoever is fated."

"Hongyun, that good old man, has held the Violet Qi for so many years and still hasn't achieved Sagehood."

"What does that mean? It means he doesn't have the destiny!"

"The three of us are the overlords of the Primordial World below the Sages!"

"The Demon Emperor, the Head of Male Immortals, and the Head of Ancestor Witches!"

"If the three of us work together to get that Primordial Violet Qi... who can stop us?"

"As for who the Primordial Violet Qi will belong to then, we'll each rely on our own abilities, how about it?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Di Jun and East King Duke's breathing quickened instantly.

Primordial Violet Qi! The foundation for becoming a Sage!

This was the ultimate dream of all the great powers in the Primordial World!

Di Jun's eyes flashed with sharp light as he rapidly constructed a battle plan in his mind.

"Brilliant!"

"I have the The More You Hit, The More Excited You Get Armor. It can act as a meat shield, draw fire, and block Zhen Yuanzi's Earth Book defense!"

East King Duke chimed in excitedly.

"I have the Thousand Kills finger cots. I'll be responsible for sneak attacks and critical hits!"

"As soon as Hongyun shows an opening, I'll deliver a heavy blow!"

Di Jiang chuckled and patted the broken stretcher.

"I'll be in charge of extorting them. Once I lie down on the ground, the Heavenly Dao rules will lock them in."

"They won't be able to escape, and they'll have to hand over Purple Qi as compensation!"

"What a stratagem, it's simply flawless!"

The three exchanged glances, their eyes burning with fierce flames.

What is this?

This is the legendary Warrior-Healer-Tank... no, the Shield-Assassin-Iron Triangle combo!

"Let's do it!"

"Let's do it!"

The three hit it off immediately, without any hesitation.

Buzzzz! Buzzzz! Buzzzz!

Three streams of light instantly shot into the sky, disappearing into the horizon, heading straight for Wuzhuang Temple.

Only Zhao Gongming was left standing there, completely bewildered and disheveled.

"This..."

"What the hell..."

Zhao Gongming stared in the direction the three had left, the corners of his mouth twitching uncontrollably.

"I refined magic treasures for you to protect yourselves, or to play pranks..."

"You, the esteemed Emperor Lords of the Purple Mansion Immortal Court, the Demon Emperor of the Demon Court, the leader of the Twelve Ancestral Witches..."

"Are actually teaming up to rob someone?!"

"And you even have such clear roles: a meat shield, an assassin, and even a professional victim?"

Zhao Gongming suddenly shivered, a deep sense of dread washing over him.

"It's over, it's over!"

"You guys aren't afraid. You have powerful backing and immense strength."

"But I'm scared!"

"These magic treasures were refined by me. If Grand Immortal Zhen Yuanzi and Ancestor Hongyun find out..."

"They might not dare to touch you, but they wouldn't hesitate to come after me?"

"What if Zhen Yuanzi comes at me with the Earth Book... can this small body of mine withstand it?"

"This is a disaster! Am I the one who handed them the weapons? I'm an accomplice!"

[Click to urge an update, Di Jun, Di Jiang, and East King Duke will enter your dreams tonight. It must be difficult, difficult, difficult!]