Father-of-the-Witch-Race: Life Is Short-Why Not Give It a Try? Di Jiang: What the Hell?! My Cabbage?!

Shouyang Mountain, the scene of the blind date conference has already been decorated with flowers and colorful flags.

Zhao Gongming was so busy that he hit the back of his head with his feet and commanded the audience.

Fortunately, the brothers who were sent to the underworld before have returned, and there are enough manpower.

Xuandu is responsible for registration, Guang Chengzi is responsible for maintaining order, and Cihang is responsible for appearance.

Duo Bao, Jin Ling, Bixiao, Medicine Master and others also performed their duties and were very busy.

Just then, boom!

The earth trembled and evil spirits billowed.

Di Jiang led a large group of Witch Race men and women wearing animal skins, with strong muscles and clear eyes than college students, and rushed over with enthusiasm.

"Brother Zhao, I'm here!"

Di Jiang patted his chest and said with a look of thanks.

"I have brought all the people in the clan who are looking for a partner!"

"Everyone is good at giving birth and will definitely succeed. We are on track this time!"

Zhao Gongming smiled and praised.

"Martial Uncle Di Jiang is doing things, I can rest assured, it will be very efficient!"

Just as he was talking, Di Jiang's eyes suddenly condensed.

He saw Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi hiding in the corner of the venue, pretending to watch the scenery, whistling, and trying to minimize their presence.

Di Jiang's face instantly showed undisguised disgust, pointing over there and asking.

"Brother Zhao, what are those two fools doing here?"

"Didn't you say that the human race and Witch Race are intermarrying? These two Mangy bird are here to join in the fun. It's bad luck!"

Zhao Gongming glanced at the two guilty Demon Emperor and sighed in his heart.

Di Jiang ah Di Jiang, you still don't know that your cabbage has been eaten by pigs... ah no, by clocks?

Zhao Gongming reached out and patted Di Jiang's shoulder meaningfully, sighing.

"Martial Uncle... don't ask, you will know later."

"Sometimes, living a little confused is not a bad thing."

"In Primordial Era, being stupid... is also a way of survival."

Di Jiang scratched his bald head, looking confused.

"What do you mean, I don't understand Smecta."

The auspicious time has arrived, Empress Nuwa is clothed in rays of light and sitting on the highest cloud platform, filled with holy power and graceful appearance.

Zhao Gongming straightened his clothes, walked to the center of the stage, cleared his throat, and began the classic opening remarks.

"Ahem, distinguished leaders, distinguished guests, dear fellow villagers!"

"Good morning, everyone!"

"With excited hearts and trembling hands, we welcome Primordial Era's first interracial dating conference!"

"In this season of spring, when flowers bloom and everything revives..." (Omit three thousand words of nonsense literature here)

"Let us welcome the arrival of Holy Mother of the Human Race and Saint Nuwa with the grandest applause!!"

There was a roar and thunderous applause.

"Let us welcome the special guests with warm applause, Witch Race Ancestor Witch Dijiang, the saint of hell Houtu, Demon Court Demon Emperor Dijun, Eastern Emperor Taiyi!"

"At the same time, I would like to thank Human Teachings, Chan Sect, Interception Sect, Western Teachings and other students for their strong support. Please understand the applause!"

Off the stage, Cihang hugged his arms, listening to the endless nonsense on the stage, and sighed helplessly.

"Junior brother, this nonsense... is still as abundant as ever."

"I've been talking for a long time, but not a single useful word has come out."

However, Lu Ya next to him looked at Zhao Gongming with eager eyes and retorted.

"No, Cihang, senior brother, you are wrong!"

"What Senior Brother Zhao said is very philosophical. This is called the art of language!"

"There must be some deeper meaning in it. I'm going to write it down in a notebook!"

Cihang looked at Lu Ya who was writing furiously and shook his head helplessly.

"It's over... this kid is useless. He was completely fooled by Zhao Gongming."

Zhao Gongming finally finished his speech and waved his hand.

"Now I announce that the blind date session has officially begun!"

"I hope everyone can show their love bravely and find their own love!"

Afterwards, Witch Race men and women and human men and women began to appear in turn.

"My name is Tie Zhu, Witch Race. I am very strong and can withstand beatings. My hobby is lifting rocks!"

"The little girl Ahua is from the human race. She is good at weaving and likes her strong brother..."

All monks participating in the blind date have a jade slip in their hands.

If you find a match, leave the other person's number and the system will automatically match.

The scene was once very harmonious, and the great rivers and mountains were ablaze.

Nuwa on the high platform looked at this scene and couldn't help but sigh.

"Tsk, tsk, I didn't expect that."

"Zhao Gongming, this kid is not serious about practicing magic weapons, but he is quite serious about doing things!"

"This blind date conference was well organized."

However, just when the blind date conference was at its hottest.

Something unexpected happened, and Kuafu, the great wizard who participated in the blind date, walked to the stage with heavy steps.

His huge body was like a hill. He held a jade slip in his hand and glanced around the whole place.

Finally, his eyes were fixed on...Daoist Ci Hang in the audience.

Kuafu's eyes lit up, he stretched out his thick finger, pointed at Cihang, and shouted loudly to Zhao Gongming.

"Host, I like this. It looks fair and clean, and I feel energetic when I look at it. Can it be done?!"

Silence, deathly silence in the whole place, the next second.

"Pfft, hahahahaha!"

Four Sects disciples instantly burst into laughter, laughing so hard that they burst into tears.

"Hahahaha, Senior Brother Cihang, your luck has arrived!"

"As expected of the great wizard Kuafu, he really has good vision."

Cihang originally came to watch the show, but suddenly became the focus of the audience, and in such an embarrassing way, he immediately exploded.

His cheeks instantly turned crimson, smoke came out of his head, and he stood up angrily and roared at Kuafu.

"Go away!!!"

"I am a man, a man, a man with a handle, a pure man, you are blind!!"

Zhao Gongming was also on stage, grinning evilly and shrugging his shoulders.

However, Kuafu did not back down from Cihang's roar.

Instead, he coughed twice, his face showed a deepness that could see through the world of mortals, and he spoke seriously and sincerely.

"That... this fellow Daoist."

"Gender is so stuck."

"Life is short, why not give it a try?"

Boom!

As soon as these words came out, it was like a bolt from the blue.

The male monks nearby felt their anus tighten and subconsciously covered their buttocks. They looked at Kuafu in horror and backed away repeatedly.

"No, does this great witch actually have such a nasty habit?"

When Cihang heard this, he was even more angry and trembling all over. His fingers Kuafu were trembling as he spoke.

"Get out of here, get out of here, Junior Brother Zhao, look at him, oh, he's so angry!"

Seeing that Cihang is trying to fight Magic Fairy Stick and Kuafu.

Zhao Gongming came out quickly to control the situation.

"Ahem, okay, okay!"

Zhao Gongming waved his hand and expressed cheerfully.

"It was just a small episode, don't pay attention to it, it shows that our guests are very discerning!"

"But it doesn't affect it, the blind date conference will continue as normal!"

Immediately, Zhao Gongming's expression became serious and mysterious.

"Everyone, next is the main event!"

"I have a new couple here!"

"They have noble status and strong strength. They decided to make their relationship public at this blind date conference!"

"I hope to receive everyone's blessings!"

As soon as these words came out, the curiosity of the whole audience was piqued.

Di Jiang, who loved watching the excitement the most, stood up and whistled, shouting excitedly.

"Who, who?"

"I'm so curious about such a grand event!"

"Come out quickly and let me see who is so talented!"

However, just when Di Jiang was looking around.

He suddenly found girl Houtu sitting next to him.

At this moment, he was lowering his head, twisting the corners of his clothes with both hands, his face was flushed, and even his ears were red.

That shy little daughter posture is something Di Jiang has never seen in hundreds of millions of years.

Di Jiang The whistle in his heart stopped suddenly.

My heart skipped a beat, and an ominous and terrifying premonition came over me.

He looked at Houtu who was blushing with shame, and then at Zhao Gongming who was smiling like a thief in the stands.

Then he looked at Eastern Emperor Taiyi in the corner, who had his head lowered but the corners of his mouth were raised crazily.

Di Jiang's smile froze on his face, and his eyes widened little by little.

"What the fuck?!"

"Wrong!"

"There is something wrong out of 10 out of 10!"

[I am Di Jiang, I am very anxious, I need to update!]