Honghuang: Full-Conceptual Artifact Refining, Instant Social Death for Users!
Chapter 86

Guang Chengzi: Meow? Xuanyuan: Master, They're All My Idols!

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Xuanyuan Hill, Youxiong Tribe.

"Master, I win!"

"I didn't embarrass us Chan Sect. I didn't embarrass you!!"

Xuanyuan has two black and blue panda eyes.

He limped but happily rushed into the retreat room of Guang Chengzi.

Guangchengzi is meditating to calm down, mainly to calm down the psychological shadow of watching his apprentice dance in society.

He opened his eyes and looked at his disciple who had a bruised nose and swollen face and was covered in dirt. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch crazily.

"Disciple..."

Guang Chengzi pointed at Xuanyuan's swollen face like a pig's head, wanting to cry but without tears.

"You call this... winning?"

"You've been kicked several times. I can see clearly from below!"

Xuanyuan, on the other hand, looked proud and puffed up his chest.

"Of course, Chi You and I fought for three hundred rounds, and we were evenly matched in the end. No one could do anything to the other!"

"What does this mean? It means Abstract Great Dao is really awesome!"

"As long as I swing fast enough, his flying kicks can't catch up with me!"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

I was speechless.

Before Guang Chengzi could calm down, Xuanyuan grabbed Guang Chengzi's hand.

With a fanatical light shining in his eyes, he began to think about the future.

"Master, after this battle, I understand!"

"You can't fight alone, I want to form an army!"

"An abstract army dedicated to fighting with Abstract Magic Treasure!"

Guang Chengzi's scalp is numb. "???"

Xuanyuan Counted the treasures with his fingers.

"Look, Lü Yue Martial Uncle knows Retreat retreat retreat, and the defense is invincible!"

"Senior Xiang Liu knows how to yo yo yo and can absorb energy and resist. Duo Bao Martial Uncle knows how to be really fragrant and immune to all poisons!"

"Cihang Martial Uncle can transform and summon, covering fire, Lu Ya senior brother can meow and control mind!"

"And Dingguang Xian Martial Uncle, that lightning protection is a sonic killer!"

Xuanyuan became more and more excited as he talked, with little stars in his eyes.

"If I call them all to help me... wouldn't I be invincible?!"

Guang Chengzi was sweating coldly and said in a trembling voice.

"Wait a minute, disciple, these people you are talking about... are all your comrades?"

Xuanyuan nodded naturally.

"Yes, they are all my idols!"

"And... they are all customers of Zhao Martial Uncle, and we are all one family!"

Guang Chengzi covered his chest and suddenly had a bad feeling.

This is not a legion. This is clearly the largest mental hospital in Primordial Era moved here!

Just then.

"Pah! Pah! Pah!"

A burst of applause came from the door.

Zhao Gongming was chewing melon seeds and walked in with admiration on his face.

"Good idea, Xuanyuan Martial Nephew, your understanding is worthy of Human Emperor!"

"But..." Zhao Gongming changed the subject.

"If you want to form a legion, you have to gather these people first."

Xuanyuan was stunned. "How do you summon them? Should I go and invite them?"

Zhao Gongming shook his head and looked past Xuanyuan.

It landed on Guang Chengzi meaningfully, with a smirk on his lips.

"Senior brother, you are Teacher of the Human Emperor, and you are Chan Sect Senior Disciple Brother, so you have a lot of face."

"This matter... is not allowed for you to come forward?"

Guang Chengzi pointed at his nose and widened his eyes.

"Me?!"

"I'm going to call in those... those masters of abstraction?"

"If I don't go, I can't afford to lose that person!"

Zhao Gongming walked over, put his arms around Guang Chengzi's shoulders, and advised him earnestly.

"Senior brother, this is your fault."

"You go and invite me to show your sincerity. After all, it's for your apprentice's great cause!"

"And..."

Zhao Gongming lower his voice and see the picture clearly.

"Senior brother, don't you also dance?"

"We are all of the same mind, why should we dislike each other?"

"Lord of the Shadow Stream invites the magic fairy girl. Isn't it reasonable?"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

You ride a horse...

Guang Chengzi looked at Xuanyuan with expectant eyes.

Then he looked at Zhao Gongming Then if you don't go, I will publicize your dancing everywhere.

He gritted his teeth and took out the jade slip with tears in his eyes.

"Okay, I'll go, can't I just go?"

So, Guang Chengzi started his most difficult move in Primordial Era.

Guang Chengzi Take a deep breath and input mana.

"Junior brother Lü Yue, Xuanyuan wants to form an army to fight against Chi You. The war is tight, so I came here to invite you..."

After a while, the jade slip vibrated, and Lü Yue's confused voice came.

"Ah, who is it, senior brother Guang Chengzi?"

"You're looking for me, wait... you're not trying to trick me into going to the Chan Sect to get beaten, are you?"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

"No, it's business!"

Lü Yue: "Okay, okay, I understand."

"Retreat retreat retreat Right, no problem, I'll be there soon!"

"The enemy must be kept at bay. I'm a professional at stamping my feet!"

Guang Chengzi had the courage to contact this great witch.

Xiang Liu The sound of wanting to be beaten came instantly.

"Yo yo yo, isn't this senior brother Guang Chengzi?"

"I haven't seen you for a few days, and now you're asking for me?"

Guang Chengzi veins popped up on his forehead, he resisted the urge to crush the jade slip and gritted his teeth.

"Xuanyuan I have something to ask for..."

Xiang Liu: "I understand, I understand, the swinging sheep, right? I'll be here soon!"

"I recently learned a few new head-shaking movements, which are really exciting. I'm going to show them to you!"

Guang Chengzi: "Junior brother Cihang, I am Guang Chengzi."

Cihang's voice was full of vigilance.

"Senior brother, if you want to see me, what's the matter with you? Let's say it first, I won't drink!"

Guang Chengzi: "Xuanyuan would like to invite you to come out..."

Cihang instantly exploded. "Wait a minute, you don't want me to dance and transform, do you?!"

"I'm warning you, I'm quitting abstraction recently, I want to go back to being aloof Chan Sect Golden Immortals!"

Guang Chengzi was silent for a moment and replied quietly.

"... Do you believe it yourself?"

Cihang was silent for three full seconds.

Finally, there was a helpless sigh with a hint of expectation.

"... Okay, I'll go."

"But this time I want to make my final appearance, and the lighting must be sufficient!"

Guang Chengzi: "Crown Prince Lu Ya..."

Lu Ya's soft and waxy voice came.

"Meow, Uncle Guang Chengzi, what's the matter, meow?"

Guang Chengzi Listening to that natural meow, my whole body felt bad, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

"Xuanyuan... I want to invite you..."

Lu Ya: "Okay, meow, for the sake of the friendship between the human race and Demon Race, meow!"

"I'll be there soon, Meow, bring the crown Meow!"

Dingguang Xian's voice is timid.

"Guang Chengzi Senior Brother, are you looking for me?"

"I... I'm not good at fighting... I'm afraid of pain..."

Guang Chengzi sighed and comforted.

"You don't need to fight."

"You are responsible... responsible for playing music and creating an atmosphere."

Dingguang Xian was instantly excited.

"Play music, I can do this!"

"Lightning protection, lightning protection, I'm going to put on my headphones and go!"

After all the summonses were completed, Guang Chengzi slumped on the chair, his eyes empty, as if his body had been hollowed out.

"What a sin..."

"I, Guang Chengzi, have a great reputation for the whole of my life. Today, I... have fully confessed my name here."

Xuanyuan came closer and looked at him with admiration.

"Master, you are so amazing!"

"It's so embarrassing to have so many big names summoned in just one summons!"

Guang Chengzi looked at his apprentice's clear eyes and felt like crying but without tears.

"Disciple... do you know that my master's old face has been completely disgraced today..."

Xuanyuan disagreed. "How could it be possible? Master, you have so much face!"

"You see, they are all your fans. They come as soon as you call!"

Guang Chengzi's mouth twitched. "Fans? They are just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously. They are here to build a team!"

Zhao Gongming was eating melon seeds on the side and finishing the attack with a smile.

"Brother, don't say that."

"Everyone is here to help Xuanyuan. Different paths lead to the same goal."

"Besides, having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. If we all Social Death together, it doesn't count as Social Death."

Guang Chengzi looked at Zhao Gongming's smiling face, his fists tightened and then loosened.

It's so loose and hard, I really want to slap it.

Empress, Xuanyuan Hill, it was very lively, Lü Yue came stomping his feet, Xiang Liu came shaking his head.

Cihang came carrying Magic Fairy Stick, Lu Ya came wearing cat ears, and Dingguang Xian came wearing headphones.

Even Daoist Duo Bao came to join in the fun with a bowl.

Guang Chengzi stood at the door to greet them, looking at this group of strange abstract masters.

I had mixed feelings inside, feeling like the director of a mental hospital.

However, Xuanyuan ran out excitedly and saluted everyone one by one with wild eyes.

"Hello idols, welcome to Xuanyuan Hill, finally see a live one!!"

Everyone looked at this enthusiastic little fanboy and showed a smile of relief that there was someone to succeed him and that I was not alone.

Guang Chengzi stood in the wind, messy.

"..."

"Am I the master... or these crazy nannies?"

[Humble Guang Chengzi please urge me to update, please give me a free gift!]

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