Lighting a Lamp in the Toilet? Xuanyuan: A Little Knife to the Butt, and I'll Open Your Eyes!

Jiuli Tribe, Chi You, who had just returned from Xuanyuan Hill, was in an extremely excited state.

Wearing beanie shoes, he paced back and forth in the camp, kicking in the air from time to time, with an unfinished smile on his face:

"It's cool, it's so cool!"

"Uncle Xing Tian, have you seen it?"

"This is the battle between real men, with punches reaching the flesh and feet piercing the heart!"

"Although that Xuanyuan has a pretty face, it's really exciting when it's rocked!"

"We are tied, this is fate!"

Xing Tian on the side covered his face and squatted in the corner, his whole body collapsed.

He watched his originally fierce and powerful wizard reincarnate.

Now my mouth is full of excess, I love someone, and my heart is filled with despair.

"It's over..."

"It's completely finished..."

"The reincarnation of our great witch... was completely confused by that damn Abstract Great Dao!"

"I'm so deep in it that I can't extricate myself!"

Just when Xing Tian was suspicious of Wu Sheng, Chi You suddenly stopped and looked at him feverishly.

"Uncle Xing Tian, I've thought about it!"

"It's not enough for me to rely on myself. Xuanyuan has shaken a bunch of people over there, and I have to shake them too!"

"We must find some Ancestral Witchs to help!"

"Compete with Xuanyuan in Zhuolu and decide the winner!"

When Xing Tian heard that Ancestral Witch had to take action, he hesitated.

"Isn't this... bad?"

"Wouldn't it be very difficult if Zhao Gongming Esteemed Immortal were made unhappy?"

"After all, he wants peace between the two races..."

Chi You looked serious and waved his hands.

"Oh, uncle, you are worrying too much!"

"Senior Zhao absolutely supports it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to refine the magic weapon for me and would ask me to fight with Xuanyuan!"

"And I've seen it. Xuanyuan is full of foreign aid, Chan Sect Interception Sect Western Teachings."

"I guess...Demon Court and the two Mangy bird will definitely not be able to resist taking action!"

"If we don't have anyone, wouldn't we be at a disadvantage?"

As soon as these words came out, Xing Tian thought about it, and it seemed to make the same sense.

Witch Race When have you ever been afraid of trouble?

"Okay, just do it!"

Xing Tian didn't bother, he took Chi You directly, tore apart the space, and went straight to Mount Buzhou Witch Clan Ancestral Land.

Mount Buzhou, Pangu Hall, just stepped into this palace that symbolizes the highest glory of Witch Race.

Chi You and Xing Tian froze in their steps.

In the main hall, Di Jiang was carrying the broken stretcher and practicing the Eighteen Moves against a pillar, still shouting.

"Ouch, the pillar hit someone, pay for it!"

In the corner, Zhu Jiuyin clasped his hands, pretending to hold the steering wheel, and sang affectionately into the air.

"Lu A Jinan car, Lu B Qingdao car!"

On the other side, Zhu Rong is wearing a sexy tight-fitting bright blue suit.

Step on the golden Chelsea, practice raising your legs crazily there, kicking and shouting at the same time.

"Heroes can be wronged, but you can't step on my Chelsea!!"

Gong Gong, on the other hand, was wearing elbow pads and a No. 24 jersey, repeatedly practicing elbow strikes in front of a mirror and chanting.

"Man! What can I say? Mamba out!"

The entire Pangu Hall is like a large... mental rehabilitation center.

Chi You Looking at this scene, everyone was dumbfounded and his jaw almost dropped to the ground.

"Xing... Uncle Xing Tian..."

"This... is this the legendary Ancestral Witch of the powerful Primordial Era?"

Xing Tian covered his face and said in pain.

"... Just get used to it."

"Since Zhao Gongming came, our Witch Race's style of painting will never go back."

At this moment, Di Jiang saw Chi You.

"Oh, isn't this Chi You's nephew?!"

Di Jiang's eyes lit up, he dropped the stretcher and rushed over, put his arm around Chi You's shoulders, and asked enthusiastically.

"I heard that you had a fight with that guy Xuanyuan?"

"How was it? Did you enjoy it? Did you use that flying kick?"

Chi You nodded blankly. "It's... not bad..."

"It's okay!" Di Jiang laughed.

"Why did you come to see me? Do you want to fight?"

Chi You came back to his senses and said seriously.

"Yes, I plan to make an appointment with Xuanyuan to fight Zhuolu, and I would like to ask all Ancestral Witch to help me!"

"Okay!"

Di Jiang slapped his thigh, his eyes shining with excitement.

"I've long wanted to fight with the people from Brother Zhao's side!"

"Let's see whose magic weapon is more awesome, and let's see who is more abstract!"

"Young boys, stop practicing, come and work, copycats!"

Chi You:"???"

Are you going to help me fight for Human Emperor, or are you going to play?

A few days later, Plains of Zhuolu, the wind howled and filled with murderous intent.

The two armies faced each other on the plain.

On the left is the Jiuli army led by Chi You. Behind them are Di Jiang, Zhu Jiuyin, Zhu Rong, Gong Gong and other fully armed Ancestral Witch.

On the right is the Youxiong army led by Xuanyuan. Behind them are Guang Chengzi, Xuandu, Duo Bao, Cihang, Lü Yue, Lu Ya, Dingguang Xian and other abstract legions.

Xuandu looked at the strange group of Ancestral Witch opposite, frowned slightly, and said in confusion.

"Can this lineup... really win?"

"Why do I feel like the other side is crazier than us?"

Zhao Gongming I don't know when I built a pergola next to it and set up tables, chairs, benches, melon seeds and tea.

Holding Top-grade Recording Stone in his hand, he said cheerfully.

"Don't ask, it's a 50-50 split."

"I'm here to watch the fun."

"And... I feel that Di Jun and Eastern Emperor Martial Uncle must also be involved. This is a big event and they can't bear to be absent."

In the center of the battlefield, Chi You and Xuanyuan each took a step forward.

The two sides began a routine session of harsh words.

However, the painting style of these two people has obviously been taken thousands of miles away.

Chi You was wearing beanie shoes, tilted his head, pointed at Xuanyuan, and shouted extremely arrogantly.

"Xuanyuan, today at Zhuolu, I decided not to have your juice!"

"Be careful!"

Xuanyuan was not to be outdone, holding the tiger charm in his hand and shaking his legs while replying.

"Haha, don't be obsessed with me!"

"You see if I do it or not, then you're done!"

Chi You was furious. "You are lighting a lamp in the toilet - you are looking for death (shit)!"

Xuanyuan sneered, "I see you are pulling your butt with a knife - it opened your eyes!"

"Come on. Let's hurt each other!"

"Pfft--hahahaha!"

Zhao Gongming in the distance heard these classic remarks and quotations.

I laughed out loud and almost couldn't hold the Recording Stone in my hand.

He was filming wildly and laughing non-stop.

"Hahahaha!"

"Good juice, eye-opening!"

"These are all cultural people, they speak well!"

"It's so right, this is what Primordial Era should look like!"

Battle of Zhuolu, the two armies faced each other, and as both sides frequently used golden sentences and cruel words, the atmosphere finally reached its peak.

"Since we can't reach an agreement, then let's see the real deal!"

Grand Master Xuandu took the lead, even though he was Daluo Golden Immortal.

But he felt that as Senior Disciple Brother of Teacher of the Human Emperor, he had to show off his skills to control the situation.

He put on Orange Gloves, faced Chi You, held his face with both hands, and acted menacingly.

"Energetic Magic(,,>᎑<,,)!!"

"It smells good~★! It tastes better~★!!"*

A golden light of creation struck Chi You.

And then... no more.

[Please urge me to update, the author is going to get a bottle of water and I will go, I feel uncomfortable]