First Chapter: Twins

(Taking my operations manager's advice, I'm setting up a brain storage here QAQ)

I've gone dark. If I encounter someone arguing without any good points, there's a chance my second personality will activate ☜This has nothing to do with the author.

My haters, I'm eating lemons, but you're flowing like water. Grandpa's here. Whether you like it or not, get lost. Do you really think you're so great?

You transform into master critics online, but when I look in your pockets, they're empty. Do you really think you'll get away with it if I don't say anything?

As of October 21, 2024, this book is 410,000 characters long. Come back and bark when you can write that much.

You say I don't have anything original? No way, man~ The original Naruto story is like this. What else do you want me to write, a plot about astronauts building rockets?

Do you really think the protagonist is omnipotent? You've made me laugh. I apologize to all those who left bad reviews; I've posted all of you in the group for posterity.

To put it bluntly, am I just too easy to bully? Who do you think you are? You can't find an outlet for your frustrations in real life, so you come here to have fun?

(There shouldn't be any villagers here~)

"Holy crap~" Watching Teacher Coke's moves, Josuke contentedly ate his steamed bun, which was his dinner.

To protect the best ninja world and to restore the Han dynasty, a simple dinner meant nothing to him.

With a series of flashy moves, Teacher Coke successfully pulled off a three-kill, and he confidently looked at the livestream, "Little cat~"

The bullet comments flooded in with greetings.

"√Stone"

"Stone"

"Not as good as the second character"

Teacher Coke paid them no mind and continued his moves, "Kana~"

Watching Josuke in the livestream, his eyes went black for a moment, and he lost consciousness...

Land of Fire, Konohagakure

Uchiha Clan Land

A middle-aged man waited anxiously outside an old house. From inside, the occasional screams of a woman could be heard. The man was Uchiha Fugaku.

Inside was his beloved wife, Uchiha Mikoto, who was currently in labor with the help of a clan midwife.

The midwife urged, "Madam, push harder! The baby's head is out."

The midwife's shouts made Josuke's eyes flutter. He wanted to open them but found he couldn't. When he tried to make a sound, it came out as a cry.

"What the heck is going on?" Josuke muttered to himself, but drowsiness washed over him, and he unconsciously closed his eyes.

A moment later, the midwife shouted, "She's delivered! She's delivered! It's twins! Two healthy baby boys!"

Fugaku, outside the house, couldn't hide his excitement and rushed in. A small figure also scurried in.

The midwife wrapped the two newborns. Fugaku looked at the two adorable infants with loving eyes. "My children..."

He then looked up at his wife, who had borne him three children and had been his devoted companion. He gently kissed her forehead.

"Mikoto, you've worked hard~"

Uchiha Mikoto's face was pale. The delivery had exhausted all her strength.

She weakly asked, "Where are my children?"

Fugaku understood. He gently placed the babies beside her so she could turn her head to see them.

Fugaku said softly, "This is the elder brother, Josuke." He then pointed to an identical infant beside him. "This is the younger brother, Sasuke."

Mikoto nodded. "Mm~ Josuke, Sasuke, you both need to grow up quickly~"

(Maybe they won't be able to see...)

Behind the two, a small figure watched the two little dumplings with tenderness. "Josuke, Sasuke..."

He secretly vowed to protect his two younger brothers with his life...

The birth of the Uchiha clan head's sons was big news for the entire Konohagakure. As the Fourth Hokage, Minato made time to visit the two shortly after Mikoto's delivery.

"Clan Head Fugaku, congratulations! Two handsome young men have joined your family!" Minato's smile was charming as he offered his sincere congratulations.

Fugaku nodded, looking at the two little ones in the crib, his eyes filled with undeniable love.

"Minato, I also congratulate you in advance. Kushina is due soon, isn't she? Why aren't you back to take care of her instead of making polite conversation with me here? We don't need to be so formal."

Minato gave an embarrassed smile.

Mikoto, standing nearby, also teased.

"When is Kushina due? If it's a girl, let's arrange a marriage between our families. If it's a boy, they can be sworn brothers~"

This made Minato even more embarrassed. He could only rub the back of his golden hair with one hand. Kana~

He didn't know if it would be a boy or a girl...

After a few more pleasantries, Minato was called away by an Anbu ninja due to urgent official business.

Seeing Minato off and then looking at his wife in confinement, the newborns Josuke and Sasuke in the crib, and Itachi by their side, Fugaku had never felt so at peace.

He thought that this was good. Itachi would soon grow up to be a capable young man, and there were the twin babies... and his loving wife.

At the moment, Josuke naturally had no idea what Fugaku was thinking. He had opened his eyes a few days prior.

After experiencing the confusion of "Where the hell did I end up? Is this even my country?", he finally understood. He had transmigrated into the world of Naruto.

And it seemed he had become part of the Uchiha family. Itachi was his older brother, and Sasuke was his younger brother. Damn it all.

Josuke's current mood was despair. Looking at his parents, Josuke really wanted to say, "Your love is useless, my older brother is going to kill you."

Josuke couldn't change the future of his parents. He tried. He didn't have a system that made his older brother invincible, he wasn't a six-paths sage at one year old, and he didn't have Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan from birth. He had nothing.

He was currently just a baby who couldn't even speak. He didn't know if his older brother would kill him, but he probably wouldn't.

He didn't know if it was because he was still an infant or for other reasons, but he only remembered the specific plot points of Naruto. He had forgotten many of the details.

Josuke shook his head. Whatever. I'll worry about it when I'm strong enough later...

Gradually, Josuke's eyes started to droop, and he fell into a deep sleep again.

Several major events occurred after Josuke's birth.

The first was the Nine-Tails' Attack.

The damnable Uchiha brat Obito released the Nine-Tails during Kushina's childbirth. In the end, the Minato couple sacrificed themselves under duress.

They sealed the Nine-Tails inside their newborn child. That child would be ostracized by the village from a young age. How ironic.

"Sarutobi, I told you long ago, the Uchiha cannot be kept!"

After the Fourth Hokage died, the Third Hokage reassumed leadership of the overburdened village.

Hiruzen Sarutobi took a deep drag from his cigarette. "Danzo, I am the Hokage!"

Shimura Danzo slammed the door shut and angrily declared, "Sarutobi, you will regret this!"

Watching Danzo's retreating back, Hiruzen Sarutobi shook his head deeply.

The second event was the arrangement for the Uchiha Clan. During the Nine-Tails' Attack, the Uchiha's Sharingan was discovered on the Nine-Tails' eyes.

This was an irrefutable fact. The Konoha Anbu couldn't find the culprit who controlled the Nine-Tails. Even Danzo's Root had no leads.

But it didn't matter. It was the Uchiha Clan, after all. Under the influence of the fifth-and-a-half Hokage, Danzo.

The Uchiha Clan as a whole undoubtedly became the prime culprits responsible for the death of the Fourth Hokage and the Nine-Tails' Attack.

The villagers began to hate the Uchiha again. At the same time, due to some unavoidable factors, Fugaku was forced to relocate the clan compound from within the village to outside the village.

This did not alleviate the suspicion; instead, it became the strongest proof that the Uchiha Clan had something to hide.

Fugaku could do nothing about this. At the same time, discordant voices emerged within the clan, but Fugaku didn't think too much about it.

Perhaps it was just normal grumbling from clan members. Once a seed falls to the ground, it will continuously grow, take root, sprout, and finally become a towering tree.

(Please comment, please comment)

[Those who don't want to read the storytelling can go to the second chapter.]

(From 2024-09-23 23:17:12

I've written 300,000 characters. I truly never expected this day to come. There were indeed many problems in the early stages.

Whether it was the nonsensical dialogue, the out-of-character parentheses, or the daily storytelling segments.

Some were writing style, while others were indeed problems.

But they weren't major issues, and I don't want to change them anymore. I can suggest that readers skip the chapters they don't like. Thank you here.

I hope everyone can offer more support. As for Tomato's abstract rating, I don't want to talk about it anymore. As soon as the rating came out, it went from 5.4 to 7.0, then 6.8, 6.9, and then got stuck there.

I don't know the reason either. If you look at my rating, you can see the reading time for five-star reviews and the reading time for low-scoring reviews.

Those who think they know it all, don't say, "No wonder the rating is so low~"

You think you understand?

Actually, the one who understands the least is you. You are the real joker, pretending to know without even understanding Tomato's rating mechanism.

Oh, right.

Thank you all for reading my humble writing.)