Even the Max-Level Bigshot Has to Grind Cultivation
Chapter 47

Do you think you're very funny?

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Jing Pu found it strange. If you don't understand, why keep asking?

If you understood, then we could discuss it. After all, Yun Qiyao is a demon, not human, so Jing Pu was worried some things might be different. But someone who has never even seen Acupuncture before, why are you asking here?

If you don't believe me, then don't come. Jing Pu really didn't want to invite this trouble.

The old man in black was stunned by Jing Pu's words, but he quickly understood what was going on and immediately said awkwardly:

"Senior, you're here, you're here. I won't waste any more words."

Jing Pu couldn't be bothered with the old man in black. In the next second, he let out a slight sigh of relief and calmly began to insert needles.

For the first needle, Jing Pu directly inserted it into the center of Yun Qiyao's forehead.

The surrounding crowd was very nervous, as they had never seen such a method before.

After the first needle was inserted, the expressions of the old man in black and the men in black who had been controlling Yun Qiyao instantly changed to shock. What... what is this?!

After Jing Pu inserted the needle, everyone instantly felt a sense of clear moonlight and sparse stars. This wondrous aura instantly calmed the chaotic minds of everyone present, which were in disarray due to Yun Qiyao's sudden tribulation.

This magical feeling surprised everyone for a moment, but after regaining their senses, they joyfully discovered that Yun Qiyao, whom six people could barely hold down, had suddenly become quiet.

It... it works?!

Ling Ju and the others nearby were also excited. The Senior is too amazing! What exactly is that?!

Jing Pu didn't notice the expressions of the people around him. After inserting the needle and observing Yun Qiyao's reaction, Jing Pu breathed a slight sigh of relief. His previous assumption was indeed correct.

Jing Pu felt Yun Qiyao's pulse and sensed five large... stones inside her body!

Of course, whether they were actually stones or if that was the right term, Jing Pu wasn't sure, but he could feel them.

If Jing Pu had to guess, he felt that these five large stones were causing the problem??

One of these five large stones was in her forehead, and the other four were in her limbs.

Jing Pu found it strange. People can grow stones in their brains??

He had heard of kidney stones, but Jing Pu had never heard of brain stones.

So, Jing Pu decided to try it. With this needle inserted, Yun Qiyao's current reaction made Jing Pu very satisfied; it seemed to be working.

Then, Jing Pu took Yun Qiyao's pulse again.

This time, it was very detailed. Five seconds later, Jing Pu raised an eyebrow with a strange expression.

Yun Qiyao's body not only had five large stones, but there were also quite a few in her chest and abdomen. Jing Pu was a bit confused. What kind of demon is Yun Qiyao? Could she be a monkey demon, related to Sun Wukong or Mordekaiser??

Why was her body full of stones??

Or, to be precise, they weren't stones, but Jing Pu didn't know what else to call them, so he referred to them as stones for now.

However, the cause of the illness could now be confirmed. And since the needle had been effective, Jing Pu inserted another one. He would deal with the ones in her chest and abdomen later; the priority was to seal the five large ones first.

Whether she would be completely cured, Jing Pu wasn't sure, but at the very least, he could ensure Yun Qiyao wouldn't be in danger. More accurately, he could ensure his own courtyard wouldn't be blown to pieces.

Jing Pu began to insert needles seriously. Watching Jing Pu's focused expression from not far away, Ling Ju's eyes sparkled with a captivating radiance.

The Senior truly knows everything...

Being with the Senior is so reassuring. It feels like nothing is a problem...

Two minutes later, Jing Pu straightened up, tidied his acupuncture bag, and said to the old man in black, who was still staring blankly beside him, "It's done."

Done??

The old man in black was stunned. So fast??

Then, the old man in black looked at Yun Qiyao, who was lying quietly on the table, and asked in confusion, "But Senior... Miss doesn't seem to have any reaction..."

Jing Pu curled his lips and looked at the old man in black. "Does your family poop right after eating?"

The old man in black: "..."

After putting away the acupuncture bag, Jing Pu looked at the old man in black in front of him and said, "However, I'm not sure if it can be cured. We'll have to see the effect in half an hour. But regardless, you should hurry and find someone. Do whatever you did before. Yun Qiyao should be fine until you find someone."

If they insisted on him curing her, Jing Pu could, but the problem was he didn't want to. After all, Yun Qiyao was a demon, and her symptoms were very strange, so Jing Pu didn't dare to act rashly.

Besides, didn't these people have their own methods of treatment before? It was just that Yun Qiyao suddenly fell ill, and they didn't have time to prepare.

Now that she was stabilized and they had time, they should hurry back and find someone. Treat her as they did before, and Jing Pu wouldn't get involved in this mess.

The old man in black swallowed and looked at Jing Pu blankly. "Then... Senior... how long can your needles protect Miss?"

Jing Pu thought for a moment and said, "If no other symptoms appear, and it stays like this, it should last at least seven or eight days. If you want to extend it, ten days to half a month, or even a month, is possible. That should be enough time, right?"

These people can fly around. A month should be enough time, right?

However, the old man in black swallowed with difficulty.

"I... I'm afraid that's not enough..."

Jing Pu raised an eyebrow and said:

"Two months is also possible, but I don't know if she can handle it."

The old man in black swallowed again and said blankly:

"Two months... I'm afraid that won't work either..."

Immediately, Jing Pu said with a strange expression:

"Your Cloud Monster Royal Family... do you live in the sky? Two months isn't enough, how long do you need? Tell me, and I'll think of a way."

The old man in black swallowed, looking at Jing Pu with an embarrassed expression:

"About... ten years..."

Silence... awkward silence.

Ten seconds later, Jing Pu tilted his head, looking at the old man in black in front of him, he raised an eyebrow:

"Do you think you're very funny??"

Ten years?!!

This damned Yun Qiyao would be dried out in a year, and you're talking about ten years??

If it's ten years, you might as well dig a hole and bury her now!

At this moment, the old man in black looked at Jing Pu, on the verge of tears:

"Senior, I'm really not lying... Because the fifth layer of the young lady's Curse was originally supposed to appear ten years later, so the time we agreed with the previous great immortal from the Upper Realm was also ten years later. That great immortal from the Upper Realm is now traveling the four seas and cannot be found, so he will only appear ten years later..."

As he said this, the old man in black suddenly knelt on the ground with a thud, looking at Jing Pu:

"Senior... please, please think of a way and help our Cloud Monster Royal Family. We've had a really hard time. It's only once in ten thousand years that such a super genius with the Cloud Emperor bloodline has appeared. She absolutely cannot die!!"

As the old man in black knelt, the other black-clothed men beside him also knelt with a thud.

Jing Pu was somewhat speechless, but at that moment, a weak voice suddenly appeared beside him:

"What... what's going on..."

As soon as this voice appeared, everyone immediately looked in its direction. They saw Yun Qiyao sitting up from the Ping Pong table, looking around in a daze.

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