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Chapter 285

The Most Lewd Loli in All of Type-Moon

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Looking at Rin's excited shouting, Shinji suddenly felt that he was hallucinating Rin transforming into Type-Moon's classic shark mouth design.

At this moment, another "girl" with twin ponytails in the room also spoke up.

"I think Tohsaka Rin makes a good point."

Old Karuta put down his book and said in a cold tone, "Shinji Matou, state your theoretical basis so we can judge whether you're being a scoundrel or just being sentimental."

"..."

Feeling utterly humiliated by the stares of everyone else in the lounge, Alexander Shinji, seemingly surrendering, raised his hands in despair.

"Okay, I get it. The basis for the saying 'flat chest with pigtails' is that that hairstyle is perfect for serving as reins when riding a horse."

"Huh?" *N

Whether the topic was too explosive or Shinji's words were too subtle, everyone present gasped in surprise.

Shinji scratched his cheek with his finger and said a little embarrassedly, "You see, isn't it awkward to keep fiddling with your hands on a tablet while riding a bumpy horse?"

Puff--!

Whether it was imagining that scene or not, Rin's flushed little face made a sound like water boiling.

She stood there silently, seemingly having lost her mind.

"..."

[Shinji, saying things like that will only make everyone feel awkward! Ugh! Why did I even bring this up?]

Ryougi Shiki, who started the conversation, placed the script on the table and hid her face behind it.

Unfortunately, the distraught Ryougi Shiki didn't notice that she had placed the script upside down.

"... rogue."

Akutagawa Chiko, who also has twin tails, was surprised that Shinji would give such an answer.

Having lived for thousands of years, she had seen people with more eccentric (perverted) tastes than Shinji, but she, Yu Ji, had never seen anyone say such things in front of so many people.

The only one who seemed relatively calm was probably Touko, who had a mature, older sister persona.

Having taken on orders for making various shaped dolls, Touko, though lacking practical experience in this area, is still quite knowledgeable.

She was the only one who still had the mood to play with the ends of her single ponytail and could even talk to Shinji.

"If we follow your theory, Shinji, then wouldn't guys have to hold the reins with one hand and put the other on their hips while I wear a single ponytail? In that case, I'd probably burst out laughing."

Touko's words startled Sister Shi so much that she knocked the script over.

[?! (Japanese) Touko- nee, why are you chatting with Shinji?! Are all puppeteers this lewd?!]

Shinji hadn't expected Touko to provoke him. He stared at Touko with his mouth agape, then retorted defiantly.

"What's wrong with men being a little eccentric? When Leonardo the Water Gun Hero, goes on dates with girls, doesn't he also rent out an entire movie theater and run around the entire theater with Lightsaber?"

"..."

Touko didn't know who Water Gun Hero was, or what Lightsaber was, but she at least grasped the core of Shinji's words.

"Hey, if I go on a date with you, you wouldn't book out the whole theater to watch Ultraman, would you? Should I prepare monster suits in advance?"

Shinji waved his hand dismissively. "Why would I need a suit? A slime will do..."

"..."*N

At this moment, Shinji finally understood what "corps death" meant.

A few minutes later.

Shirou looked at Shinji, who had returned to the set from the lounge, with a strange expression. He felt that Shinji's complexion was even worse than before the break.

"What happened?"

Shinji replied listlessly, "It's nothing, it's just that I'm no longer going to be able to take those women to the movies alone."

"What?!" Σ(?Д?|||)

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Chapter 330 The Most Seductive Loli in the Entire Type-Moon World

If given the chance, Shinji really wouldn't mind playing Ultraman fighting monsters with a girl in a private movie theater.

Shinji believed that whether he was Ultraman or a monster, and whether there would be any exciting Restricted rating scenes in the private theater, he could always find enjoyment in it.

If the girl he's dating is shy, that's okay too; just find a hotel near the movie theater.

In Japan, Restricted rating films can also be officially screened in theaters. To cater to young people who have nowhere to expend their energy Best Actress, many cinemas thoughtfully provide hotels near them.

However, Japan is a bit more subtle about it; in North America, movie theaters directly sell safety raincoats in their concession stands.

When Restricted rating movies like "American Pie" are released, these kinds of practical props are likely to sell better than cola and popcorn.

For young people in North America, having sex in a movie theater is a classic option in the "youthful adventures" series.

Having sex with a female companion in a movie theater is definitely cheaper than renting out an entire theater to play Star Wars.

Humans have a gene for seeking thrills deep down, and doing things that shouldn't be done in public is undoubtedly a thrilling experience.

The act of prolonging life is itself a thrilling thing that goes against secular ethics.

Combining two exciting things naturally makes it even more exciting.

This is not a waste of time; it is a truth of the world.

This is why so many wealthy people would rather leave their comfortable rooms unused and instead explore relatively public yet private spaces such as the outdoors, their cars, and their offices.

If it weren't for the extremely low safety level, those people would definitely come up with the idea of walking a tightrope between buildings while "celebrating" and cosplaying as Spider-Man.

Compared to those young people who seek extreme thrills, Shinji has a much more peaceful mindset.

For him, the thrill of the location is nothing compared to the thrill of the girl herself.

Wouldn't it be better to have the girl wear a Miko outfit instead of trying to "prolong her life" in the wild?

Of course, Shinji wouldn't refuse Bunny girl outfit, Police uniform, Knight armor, Bodysuit, bikinis, athletic swimwear, sportswear, School sailor uniform sailor uniforms, OL suit set, kimonos, Yukata, shiramuku (Shiromuku), Wedding dress, cheongsams, Hanfu (traditional Hanfu), cheongsam (curtain version)... and so on.

Shinji felt that since he was a man, he should have an eye for beauty, that is, to find the cute (or adorable) details in every kind of clothing worn by women, and then exploit them.

On this point, Shinji truly admires Old Li Zi the Water Gun Hero, who truly embodies the extent to which a man can be single-minded.

Others saw his womanizing ways, but Shinji saw his devotion—he only ever wanted young, beautiful, and well-built supermodels as girlfriends.

"You just want to act like a scoundrel and do whatever you want! You beast who's in heat 365 days a year!"

In response to Shinji's shameless remarks, maid Tohsaka Rin offered a righteous comment.

The next day, Shinji deducted 1,000 yen from her salary because she stepped into the room with her left foot first.

This gave Rin a profound understanding of just how petty and narrow-minded Shinji Matou truly was.

The love-hate relationship between Shinji and his childhood friend Rin did not affect Shinji's filming schedule.

The idea that women only slow down my sword-drawing speed is utter nonsense to Second Master.

On the contrary, because he had Rin, a maid he could order around at will, Shinji could confidently leave those trivial chores to her.

This actually improved Shinji's work efficiency.

However, the film <Kara no Kyoukai> does have very high requirements for actors, and Shiki, Old Karuta, and Touko are all new actors.

Despite Shinji's best efforts to motivate the actors and adjust their state, their performances still fluctuated.

This isn't a problem unique to new actors; even veteran actors like Shirou have to do several takes when they're not in good form.

If the actors are in good condition, then filming will indeed proceed very quickly.

However, once the actors' performance declines, they often cannot complete even one day's worth of work in three days.

The latter accounted for the majority of cases in the <Kara no Kyoukai> production team.

From October until the end of the year, Shinji spent most of his time at the film set and post-production studio in Fuyuki City, except for the occasional trip to Tokyo for work.

During this period, the promotion of various Type-Moon projects entered a lull.

Aside from the currently airing "Magical Girl Prisma Illya," other works only release a few materials sporadically in magazines or online to maintain the most basic level of popularity.

But for die-hard Type-Moon fans, having a consistently weekly Type-Moon drama series is already more than enough.

Everyone's too busy discussing the development of this drama to care about Shinji Matou's new movie.

Seeing the endless stream of discussions about "Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya" on online forums, Shinji gained a new understanding of how to maintain the popularity of a TV series.

The film is well-made, generates a lot of buzz, and maintains its popularity for a long time, but ultimately only a few can be released each year.

The gaps in the schedule are filled with TV dramas to maintain the show's popularity. This approach is similar to long-term game development, where smaller events are interspersed between major events to maintain the show's popularity.

It's no wonder that Marvel started investing heavily in TV series after entering Phase Four. Besides developing the stories of second-tier characters and adding to the cinematic universe, maintaining Marvel's popularity is also an important reason.

Especially starting in 2020, the pandemic prevented films from being released in theaters.

If it weren't for works like Wanda, Loki, Yang Guo and the Condor... well, I mean, the Falcon and the Winter Soldier generating buzz, Marvel would be absolutely doomed.

However, while maintaining the popularity of the TV series strengthened Shinji's determination to continue producing high-quality dramas, he did not plan to suddenly increase the number of TV series projects.

This has nothing to do with Type-Moon's production capacity. With Type-Moon's current scale, producing 3 movies and 3 TV series a year is no problem at all.

But ultimately, TV dramas are just secondary works that keep the movies popular by adding to the mix. If too many TV dramas are produced, they will only steal the spotlight from the movies, which would not benefit Shinji's strategy.

Fans were unaware that Shinji Matou cruelly didn't add any more drama series to their schedules; for them, it would be best to see new Type-Moon productions every day and have something to eat every day.

These core fans are always the most "greedy" ones; they only want more and more of their work, never considering whether they'll "overeat."

Fortunately, people in this world haven't experienced the kind of deluge that Marvel releases in a year with three or four movies and four or five TV series.

They are already very satisfied with the current pace of Type-Moon's releases and don't have too many unrealistic expectations.

However, the current storyline of <Magical Girl Prisma Illya> has given fans some food for thought.

They didn't have a problem with the quality of the plot, but they felt it was a bit... padded.

Actually, the fact that the plot of "Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya" is padded out isn't just a feeling among fans; even Shinji himself feels the same way.

Because the story of <Magical Girl Prisma Illya> has now entered the first half of the second season of the manga, which is the Chloe Arc.

This part of the story takes up more than two volumes and one chapter in the five volumes of the second season of the manga, which is less than a third of the content.

However, in terms of plot content, the Chloe Arc really has nothing to offer; it can be summarized in one sentence:

Illya spawned a black clone Chloe, who wanted to kill Illya, but after the main characters' efforts, she became a member of the Emiya family.

Although the Chloe Arc contains clues and foreshadowing for future plot developments, it's simply a drop in the ocean compared to the amount of content in the two collected volumes.

When Shinji tried to recall the plot of the Chloe Arc, his first impressions were only of Dark-skinned loli, Kissing maniac, and another Dark-skinned loli.

If the first season of the manga was Hiroyama adding loli fan service to the plot, then the Chloe Arc is Hiroyama adding plot to the loli fan service.

To exaggerate a bit, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that Illyasviel von Einzbern is the most seductive loli character in the entire Type-Moon universe.

Some might think that "CCTV's top sister" Shuten is the most lewd loli, but in Second Master's opinion, these two lolis are equally bad. Chloe, as a subspecies of Illya, has a slight advantage in his eyes.

Although Shinji really likes the character Illyasviel von Einzbern from a man's perspective, adapting him into a live-action film or television series is no easy task.

The biggest problem is that the Chloe Arc's overly mundane plot makes it feel out of place with the overall storyline of <Magical Girl Prisma Illya>.

It's important to know that Shinji's "Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya" is a Tokusatsu, and the most important thing about Tokusatsu series is the fighting. The Chloe Arc has long stretches of daily life without much fighting, which could easily make young viewers drop the series.

Although this chapter does have action scenes like Chloe fighting Miyu, the amount of plot is pitifully small compared to the overall length of the chapter.

Shinji felt that the Chloe Arc in <Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya> was somewhat similar to the second season of <Full Metal Panic!!>, belonging to the daily life storylines that were detached from the main plot.

The problem is that the second season of Full Metal Panic! is a standalone season, and the material used is from novel side stories, which has basically no connection to the main storyline.

The awkward thing about the Chloe Arc is that it's part of Shinji's Tokusatsu <Magical Girl Prisma Illya>, and it does indeed have a significant portion of the main storyline.

Shinji can somewhat understand why Oonuma Shin split the second season of the manga into two parts in his previous life, because according to the normal practice of anime adaptation, the amount of plot in the second season of the manga is indeed not enough to be told in 12 volumes.

Of course, Oonuma Shin's terrible handling of the plot made the pacing of the second season of the anime incredibly slow, as stagnant as a vast ocean.

It's fair to say that Oonuma Shin's commercial works are unremarkable because he chose the worst possible approach.

Honestly, if it weren't for the Type-Moon brand and the adorable little girl, Shinji doesn't know who would even bother watching this bizarrely paced second season of the anime.

Shinji certainly wouldn't follow Oonuma Shin's example and stretch out the storyline. <Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya> is only a half-year anime; if it were stretched out any further, the story of the second season of the manga wouldn't be finished.

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