Women Like Vegeta, Men Like Piccolo

Men were all fickle pigs, falling for every woman they met.

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Once upon a time, Uchiha Mai had often dreamed of marrying a wonderful woman like Mei Terumi or Tsunade.

Now that he had crossed into the Naruto world and gained a cheat ability, his future looked bright. He needed to choose a partner carefully.

First was Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. She was the strongest, and she might destroy the world at the slightest provocation.

If he couldn't beat Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, nothing else mattered. They'd all be dead anyway. If he could beat her, Uchiha Mai would quite like to marry her.

Granted, Kaguya Ōtsutsuki had her share of issues: skin too pale, too tall, Byakugan eyes, a third eye, horns jutting from her head...

Plenty of people didn't like Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, but Uchiha Mai did.

There was one problem with pursuing her, though: he had crossed over as an Uchiha, and the Uchiha were Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's direct descendants.

How was that family tree supposed to work?

Next was Tsunade, the woman with the most adult fan works and risqué art in the Naruto series. The dashing Fifth Hokage had a generous heart—and an ample figure.

So far, Tsunade didn't seem put off by his being an Uchiha, probably because he was still young.

Tsunade's biggest problem was that she was twenty years older than he was.

But how did that saying go? Marry a woman three thousand years older and you'd ascend to immortality; seven thousand years older, and you'd wield a heavenly blade.

Tsunade had the Yin Seal to keep her looking young. Was age really a problem? Uchiha Mai didn't think so.

Finally, there was Mei Terumi. She had a stunning figure, an appealing personality, and she was close to his age.

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