Douluo Peerless: I Write Diaries, You Build Groups?
Chapter 4

An Operation My Toes Couldn't Conceive, Tang San Conceived With His Brain

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Sigh... another day's diary entry. It feels like elementary school again, with the teacher checking homework every single day. For those super high drop rate rewards, I'll work hard and type it out, young man!

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This is a lie.

The diary didn't require Ao Yao to personally write it; as soon as he had the thought, the words would automatically be recorded. He only said that purely to fit the mood.

I really don't know what to write, so I'll just complain about Tang San and Shrek Academy.

That bastard Tang San, he's truly inhuman! Yes, I understand you schemed your little plans in the Douluo Continent because you're from the Douluo world, but plotting using your own daughter's soul? Is that not utterly beastly?

Sealing his daughter's memories and powers, making her "become" Wang Dong'er, and having her act as Wang Dong'er – what part of your body did you use to come up with such a brilliant move? I couldn't even imagine it with my toes, yet Tang San managed it with his brain?

And besides, acting as Wang Dong'er wouldn't have stopped Huo Gua from falling in love with her, right? Why did you absolutely have to make her disguise herself as a man, join Shrek Academy, and share a dorm with Huo Gua? What kind of brilliant move is that?

Did you just have to play it so outrageously, just to ensure Huo Gua would fall in love with her 100%? Is Tang Wutong really that lacking in charm that she can only generate love through sharing a male dorm?

Oh, wait, Tang Wutong doesn't have any charm to begin with. My evaluation is that she's not even one-tenth as good as Wang Dong'er.

Sigh... what a shame that Wang Dong'er and the Imperial Beast both became pawns, and in the end, they all became a part of Tang Wutong.

Wang Dong'er, who had initially disdained this diary instance and chat group, suddenly stood up, her chair toppling to the side. However, Wang Dong'er seemed oblivious, her pair of pink-blue eyes filled with shock.

She stared intently at the contents of the diary instance. Even after reading it several times, she still couldn't believe her eyes.

This guy named Ao Yao... why would her name appear in his diary?

And, was the content recorded in this diary even true?

"I... am not me? I'm just a pawn... a part of someone else? No! This can't be true! This guy named Ao Yao must have made it all up!"

Wang Dong'er murmured, her voice carrying a tremor and fear she hadn't noticed herself. The impact of the diary instance's content was too great. She couldn't bear to think about how she would face herself if what was written was true.

But... was it really made up?

Wang Dong'er was certain she had never met this Ao Yao, nor had she ever heard his name. Yet, he could state her name accurately and even mention that she was about to enter Shrek Academy disguised as a man.

What's more, what terrified Wang Dong'er even more was that she truly had no memories of her past.

Nothing at all.

Her mind was a complete blank. In her perception, she only knew that she was Wang Dong'er, from the Clear Sky Sect. Beyond that, she couldn't recall anything else.

Wang Dong'er instantly recalled the events of a few days prior – Uncle Niu Tian and Uncle Titan, who had always been kind to her, suddenly demanded in a very forceful manner that she go to Shrek Academy disguised as a man. Although Wang Dong'er was somewhat reluctant at the time, she agreed under the pressure from her elders.

Looking back now, it was clearly a complete conspiracy!

Wang Dong'er slumped down weakly, her hands unconsciously reaching up to her own exquisitely beautiful face. Her palms felt a little wet...

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion, happily playing in the Star Dou Great Forest, suddenly stopped, its eyes slightly unfocused. Although it didn't know why this strange diary instance and chat group had appeared in its mind, it didn't feel panicked. Instead, it felt a sense of novelty.

It had intended to use this opportunity to observe those humans, but the Three-Eyed Golden Lion never dreamed that it would be involved in this.

Who is Wang Dong'er? Who is Tang Wutong? Why did I become a pawn, and then become Tang Wutong?

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion was bewildered. What followed was a sense of inexplicable panic. The Three-Eyed Golden Lion had a premonition that what this human named Ao Yao said was true.

It absolutely did not want to become human! And it definitely didn't want to become the daughter of that Tang San! The Three-Eyed Golden Lion had naturally heard of Tang San, the human who became the Sea God in the Douluo Continent, but even if he was the Sea God, it absolutely refused to become his daughter! How shameless!

I need to think of what to do... I must think of what to do!

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion suddenly raised its head, its eyes slightly brightening. If it's Master... he'll definitely have a way to solve this, right? Although normally Di Tian would clean up her messes when she caused trouble, this matter involved a god, so Di Tian probably couldn't help much. Only Master, as Di Tian called him, could prevent her from becoming Tang San's daughter!

[Flute Blowing Pot Smashing Expert: This Wang Dong'er is truly tragic... I actually admired that Sea God Tang San before, I never expected him to have such a wicked heart!]

[Grass (a type of plant): Don't listen to this person's nonsense! Ancestor Tang San would never do something like that!]

[Starfall Crown Arrival: I actually think what he's saying is true...]

[Proud Fire Phoenix: Wait... am I the only one who noticed that Imperial Beast? What is that thing?]

[Likes Every Day...: Judging by the name... it should be some kind of Soul Beast, right?]

[Proud Fire Phoenix: So, that person named Tang Wutong is actually a combination of Wang Dong'er and a Soul Beast? A human-beast hybrid?]

[Flute Blowing Pot Smashing Expert: Aren't you guys feeling sorry for that Wang Dong'er? Her entire life seems to have been completely controlled... she's not even herself, sob sob sob~]

The jade slips lit up one after another, but Wang Dong'er didn't have the mindset to check them. Tears were already streaming down her face.

She couldn't accept that she was a complete puppet, a pawn controlled by others. She also couldn't accept that Niu Tian and Titan, whom she respected, were also pushing Tang San's plan forward. Even less could she accept that she would be someone else in the future.

In a sense, Wang Dong'er and Tang Wutong were the same person. But from Wang Dong'er's perspective, she would never admit that she was just a part of Tang Wutong.

Never.

Inside the room, Wang Dong'er's sobbing gradually subsided.

After a long while.

Wang Dong'er's hand tightly gripped the jade slip, and she almost gritted her teeth as she typed a line of text onto it:

[Deep Clouds Unknown: Evil Tang San, his plan will never succeed!]

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