Naruto: Akatsuki's Abstract Strategist
Chapter 264

Can I Poop on Your Hand?

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Boom.

"Ouch."

Tsunade knocked Hanabi on the head.

"What do you think about all day long in your little head? No wonder Fu calls you Ginkaku King."

"If I had known that Limited Tsukuyomi World was so perverted, I shouldn't have let you kids watch it, ugh."

Tsunade sighed with emotion.

"What! I just kept silent for fear of disturbing everyone's viewing experience. Limited Tsukuyomi World It's not fair!

Why didn't I show up! Onee-sama and her classmates all showed up!"

Hanabi covered his head in protest.

"Well, wouldn't it be a good thing not to show up?"

Fu poked Hanabi, "Just think about how outrageous Limited Tsukuyomi World is. If I hadn't been lucky, my image would have been almost ruined."

"It's outrageous, it's outrageous. Anyway, Limited Tsukuyomi is fake, just watch it as a movie, but you all have appeared in it, but I haven't... why?"

Hanabi pursed his lips.

"Think about the character of your sister Hinata in this world."

Shirozumi touched Hanabi's head.

"Sister?"

Hanabi raised his head and recalled, "The sister in this world is heroic, cool, and powerful..."

"That's right, your sister's personality is reversed in this world, so maybe you have already been told by your sister that "this is how disputes between sons have always been."

"..."

Hanabi's little face opened in shock.

When Shirozumi said this, Hanabi thought of the three siblings Temari and Kankuro in Limited Tsukuyomi World.

It's true!

Hanabi can confidently say that she is so cute in the real world, and my sister must like her very much.

Then Limited Tsukuyomi World, on the other hand, wouldn't it be possible that it is exactly what Shirozumi said...

And there is a precedent!

When Limited Tsukuyomi World's sister faced the tragic death of brother Neji, she didn't care, just like looking at a wild dog on the roadside!

Although the Neji brother in this world is a voyeur, we later learned that the voyeur is already a gentleman in this world where Furry Fan is full of curiosity.

Even Neji is like this, so isn't she...

"Then forget it. If you don't show up, you won't show up."

Hanabi's mind appeared in Limited Tsukuyomi World's mind. She was "the son of the prince has always been like this", her eyes were gouged out, her limbs were cut off, and she was raised in a jar, just so that she could add more slaves to the branch family when she grew up.

Thinking of this, Hanabi thought it would be better not to show up.

These pictures will break her beautiful fantasy and destroy the sincere relationship between her and her sister.

"Oh, right."

After Tsunade watched Hanabi being "educated" by Shirozumi, he suddenly thought of something and took out the notes she had recorded. "I'll write these things down and publish them to earn some royalties, okay?"

Tsunade thinks it's better to ask for opinions.

After all, Limited Tsukuyomi World was created by Uchiha Hikari, and the leader was proposed by Shirozumi.

"It's up to you. As for whether you can publish it, you have to ask yourself."

Shirozumi means it doesn't matter.

"Myself? Uh, yeah."

Tsunade was puzzled subconsciously, and then realized that she was now not only Hokage, but also the actual controller of Land of Fire.

Even if there is an audit, the audit must be based on her. She is both a referee and a player.

However, in fact, even if there is an audit, there is a high probability that those recorded by Tsunade will pass.

Just like in a certain forum, someone will find some strange pictures, such as Megatron flowing gasoline and the like.

When this happens, someone will reply "When Du Niang doesn't swallow your pictures, you should reflect on yourself."

The same is true for the content of Limited Tsukuyomi World.

Those stories can easily pass the review, not because the stories are normal, but because there are no humans in them.

There is no way for a normal human being to think that Megatron's flow of gasoline is a pornographic picture, just as there is no way for a normal human being to think that the story in Limited Tsukuyomi World is of the Jiraiya novel type.

The other side.

Kushina was tortured to death by the tsundere Nine-Tails.

Obviously Nine-Tails has reconciled with Minato Namikaze, but after coming out, he inexplicably refused to reconcile with her.

What's going on with the numbness?

Is it possible that she and Nine-Tails became love rivals?

Kushina couldn't help but think about the worst.

Isn't that the situation in Limited Tsukuyomi World?

Originally, she was thinking that after Naruto reconciled with Nine-Tails, she would transfer half of Nine-Tails back...

Now it seems that she has to conquer Nine-Tails first.

"Are you done?"

Tobirama Senju walked behind Tsunade.

"Huh?"

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Tobirama Senju, "Second Grandpa, are you okay?"

"It's you who have something to do. Don't forget that you are Hokage now. Now that you're done, shouldn't you go back to handle your official duties?"

After Tobirama Senju finished speaking, his hand pressed on Tsunade's shoulder.

With a swish, there was no trace of the person.

"Ah?"

Tsunade held the notebook in his hand and looked at Konoha who had returned, dumbfounded.

"Well, Second, can you send me Past as well? I want to see Naruto."

Kushina requested.

"How long have you been here, and you want to go back? What you have to do now is to work hard to tame Nine-Tails and master Baryon Mode, so that you can protect him and the village."

Tobirama Senju frowned and said very ruthlessly and indifferently.

"No, it's not because I miss Naruto, it's because I want to confirm that Naruto is not like Limited Tsukuyomi World, right? He probably still likes girls, right? If it doesn't work out, I like Sasuke and I accept it."

Kushina said with a confused look.

Sure enough, people everywhere like to compromise.

Since watching Limited Tsukuyomi World's perverted Shinobi World, except for Uchiha Hikari, everyone's tolerance has increased a lot.

"I'll give you five minutes."

Tobirama Senju put his hand on Kushina's shoulder and moved her to Konoha.

And it was very thoughtfully placed on the roof where Naruto Uzumaki is currently located for a perfect observation.

"Eh? Naruto Are you looking for a girl? Great!"

Kushina became happy instantly when he saw the following situation.

Things turned out to be for the best!

Below, Naruto is knocking on the door of Sakura's house.

Sakura's parents had already gone to work. It was rare for her to sleep in. She just woke up and was in the toilet when she heard Naruto's shouting outside.

"Stop knocking, I have something to do."

Sakura replied.

"It's okay, Sakura-chan, if you need anything, I'll help you!"

Naruto shouted excitedly.

Help?

Help with what?

Can you help Rash?

Sakura is speechless.

"Don't bother Naruto, I'm in the middle of a turmoil! If you bother me again, I'll come out and beat you up!"

Sakura replied in a straightforward and feminine manner.

The main reason is that Naruto is always annoying, which makes her unable to concentrate and gets stuck.

"What does "" mean, Sakura-chan?"

"That's what Lashi means, get out and stop talking!"

"Then, Sakula-chan, can I kiss your hand later?"

Naruto said embarrassedly.

"..."

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