Hooked Successfully

The most terrifying episode.

Diarrhea might be manageable for ordinary people, but for certain groups, it was simply impossible to control.

Because as Bonds ninja, they had an innate disadvantage—those who knew, knew.

Naruto was no longer just covering his ears and closing his eyes. He had even stuffed several blades of grass into his nostrils.

Though he would still have to face it later, he might as well see as little of it as possible for now.

After an unknown amount of time, Naruto sensed the Chakra signatures below growing weaker and decided it was time to act.

Naruto's main goal had been to take down the unimportant Rōshi and Han. His father, Minato Namikaze, had merely suffered some collateral damage.

Seeing Minato Namikaze sprawled weakly on the ground, Naruto could not help feeling emotional.

Sure enough, crap was the nemesis of Space-Time Ninjutsu, no matter where the crap was.

"Hahahaha! You really fell for it!"

After working himself into the right mood, Naruto found a clean spot, jumped down, and appeared before the three of them.

Of the three, only Minato Namikaze still retained consciousness. The other two had been tortured unconscious by Orochimaru's powerful laxative.

"Na-Naruto? Why are you here? Wh-What did you do to us?"

Minato Namikaze stared at Naruto in shock.

How could his kind-hearted son appear here with such an evil expression, after drugging them with laxatives?!

"Naruto? Hahaha! Naruto is already gone! Minato Namikaze, this was your choice!"

Naruto laughed maniacally. He felt that his acting had reached its peak; he could head straight to the Land of Snow and become a movie's leading man.

"What do you mean? You're not Naruto? Then who exactly are you?"

Minato Namikaze frowned deeply.

If his valve could have tightened as easily as his brow, perhaps