Uchiha Mad Laughter: The Five Prodigies
Chapter 87

Arguing with Himself

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"What's wrong with me?" Root, who was knocked down by Uchiha Itachi, woke up slowly and murmured after seeing the anxious look of his companion.

"Did you get attacked?" He touched the back of his head. There was a lump there, which stung a little.

"You were walking and there was no movement. I thought you were attacked, but you seemed to have just fallen asleep, and then you hit your head when you fell down, which shocked me." Uchiha Jie explained forcefully.

Fortunately, Itachi still believed that Root was also a member of Konoha. Although he was very unfriendly to him, this kind of ordinary ninja just obeyed orders and did not need to be ruthless to directly kill people, otherwise he would also be exposed when the time comes.

"Okay, let's continue patrolling. I hope we won't run into Uchiha Itachi." The Root ninja shook his head. He might be really sleepy. He didn't care about what happened when he fainted just now, and continued to patrol the edge of the barrier with Uchiha Jie.

But Uchiha Itachi's situation is very bad. He is fighting with himself, and the place of fighting is in his mind.

"Let's go kill Third Hokage, what do you think, my little cutie." Uchiha Itachi carefully dodged the patrolling Root one after another, and moved towards Hokage Building, whose lights were still on.

He was talking to himself, to another cowardly and incompetent version of himself.

"Then let's go and kill our cute little brother. You've already killed your parents. Why do you want to leave little Sasuke to suffer alone in Konoha?"

"No!"

Uchiha Itachi His body swayed and he suddenly stopped. On the eaves, his whole body started to tremble. He knelt down, holding on to the red tiles, his teeth chattering.

"Oh, don't resist, the other me, why do you resist?" A soft voice came from his mouth.

"When you killed your father and mother, you swung your sword very quickly. When you killed other clan members, you didn't hesitate at all. Why can't you kiss little Sasuke when it's your turn?"

"Hey, you should tell me."

"No!" Uchiha Itachi's voice became louder.

"Hush! Hush! Lower your voice! Lower your voice!" Uchiha Itachi quickly covered his mouth.

"Do you want Danzo's dogs to come around and tear me apart? You won't let your parents go, and you won't even let yourself go?"

"Oh, that's right, this is me... hehehehehe..."

He laughed softly again, and his body kept twitching. He wanted to stand up for a while, and then lay down again. Only when Root of Danzo patrolled over, there was no sound or movement.

But once those Root left, he made another move.

"I thought about it, but I can't kill little Sasuke yet. Your excuse makes sense. My eyesight is going to decline, and I need my brother's pupil power."

"Since I want to keep little Sasuke to take out my eyes, I can always kill Third Hokage. After Fourth Hokage died, he refused to obediently hand over the position of Fifth Hokage to his father. Instead, he was greedy for power and continued to be Hokage."

"Hey, I, you should agree to this, don't resist, let me use my body properly."

"If you always make trouble, I will be very distressed."

Uchiha Itachi tremblingly took out Kunai from the ninja bag and pointed its tip at various locations on his body. He smiled as he let the blade pass over his skin. Faint blood stains appeared and he laughed.

"You! What on earth are you..."

Uchiha Itachi was halfway through speaking when he was suddenly interrupted again.

"I am you, Uchiha Itachi. I know everything about you from birth to now. I am familiar with every inch of your body."

"It's just that I didn't speak before and just watched all this happen silently. Now I don't want to see it anymore. You, the timid, cowardly, incompetent and arrogant me, have just completely ruined the family name and the face of my parents!"

"Now I'm going to kill..."

"No!"

"This won't work! That won't work either! Why aren't you so tough in front of that old guy Third Hokage?"

"Listen to me this time! You have to do it even if it doesn't work!"

Uchiha Itachi started moving again, limping towards Hokage Building. The speed was not fast. Let alone a ninja, he looked like an old man.

But he still came to Hokage Building. There was finally no Root and Danzo's minions would not come here to patrol. They were just keeping an eye on the situation here from a distance. They wished Uchiha Itachi could hide inside, so that they could complete Third Hokage's communication and betrayal.

Hokage Building still has the lights on. Too many things happened today, and old Hokage also needs to work overtime late at night to deal with what happened.

Anbu Most of the people have gone home to rest, and the entire building does not have strong security.

"With a guy like you causing trouble, it's hard for me to fight Third Hokage in my current situation, let alone kill him directly."

Arriving in front of Hokage Building, neither of the two Uchiha Itachis could gain complete control of their bodies. Even if the crazy one gained the upper hand, he could only reluctantly decide the direction to move forward.

"But I don't need to fight Third Hokage at all, right?" His hand trembled as he touched Ninja tool bag.

"Thanks to Akatsuki's paper-playing Konan, our cost of using Explosive Tag has been greatly reduced. In the past, when I was Konoha, how could I bring so many Explosive Tag on a mission?"

"You said that if you stick all these small pieces of paper on Hokage Building, the fireworks produced by the explosion will be particularly gorgeous, and the entire Hokage Building will be blown up into the sky!"

A piece of Explosive Tag was crookedly attached to the corner of Hokage Building. Uchiha Itachi suddenly picked up Kunai and stabbed it into his right hand. He seemed to have no pain at all. Even though the blood was flowing, he was still grinning.

"You are not good. You want to use chakra to remind Third Hokage that we are the same person. I will know it as soon as you use chakra!"

"I know you're not afraid of pain, but I just like to do it, hehe..."

It didn't take long for Uchiha Itachi to use up all his Explosive Tag. Although there was no way to cover the entire Hokage Building, they still formed a circle.

"Okay, done!"

He raised his head and looked around. There were not many high-rise buildings in Konoha, but there was one place where he could fully appreciate the explosion.

"Hokage Rock! How about it? I stand directly on Third Hokage's head and watch him explode. It must feel very good, the other me, don't you think so?"

Although he said he was going to Hokage Rock to see the explosion, the direction he headed after leaving Hokage Building had nothing to do with Hokage Rock.

The two Uchiha Itachi are almost exactly familiar with Konoha, and they can see each other's destination at first sight.

"No!" Uchiha Itachi made a voice again, and fell to the ground again, and his body was once again being snatched away crazily.

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