Douluo: Kizaru Douluo
Chapter 50

No Sex, No Children [Please Collect]

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Prince Xue Xing had ruined the academic exchange between Shrek Academy and Heaven Dou Royal Academy, and their teachers had been driven out as well. Qin Ming was filled with grief and indignation, and immediately submitted his resignation to the three Soul Douluo.

Meng Shenji hurriedly stopped Qin Ming. "Teacher Qin, how can you do this? Don't worry, today's matter will not be left at that. We will definitely report this to Your Majesty and ask him to uphold justice."

Qin Ming shook his head, his tone resolute. "Since Dean Flender has decided to leave, there is no reason for him to return. Qin Ming came from Shrek Academy. Since the Imperial Family does not welcome us from Shrek, I naturally will not shamelessly remain."

Prince Xue Xing frowned tightly at those words. If Qin Ming left, it would be a tremendous loss to Heaven Dou Royal Academy, even to the Heaven Dou Empire. However, he had no habit of slapping his own face, so he could only stubbornly keep silent.

"When Qin Ming came here back then, he was alone. Today, he will leave alone as well. Three members of the Education Committee, please take care of yourselves. Qin Ming will always remember the care you have shown him over the years, and he will surely repay it someday. Farewell."

With that, Qin Ming activated his Soul Power. His figure flashed, and he rushed off after the Shrek group.

The Shrek group had left, and naturally, everyone in the Education Committee dispersed unhappily. Meng Shenji and the others prepared to complain to the emperor, while Xue Xing left stiff-faced with Xue Beng and Dugu Bo.

On the way out, seeing no one nearby, Xue Xing gritted his teeth and reprimanded Xue Beng. "Xue Beng, you have caused your uncle quite a bit of trouble this time. Those three old fellows probably will not let this matter rest."

Xue Beng smiled. "Uncle, word has already spread through the academy that Shrek defeated Yu Tianheng. If I did not drive them away, wouldn't I be handing a whole group of geniuses to my Eldest Brother?"

Prince Xue Xing nodded. "Yes. The three members of the Education Committee are all your Eldest Brother's people. If these people were truly allowed to stay, your Eldest Brother would sooner or later win them over... It is just a pity that Teacher Qin Ming left too. Sigh..."

After leaving the Education Committee, Flender led everyone down the mountain. Zhang Yang, being faster, rushed back to the villa in the mountains to pick up Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu was extremely listless. The moment she thought about the academy having more than three Soul Douluo, she could not muster any spirit. Studying at Heaven Dou Royal Academy was no different from dancing on the edge of a blade.

Just then, Zhang Yang pushed open the door and said immediately, "Xiao Wu, pack your things. We need to leave."

Xiao Wu was stunned. "Leave? Where are we going?"

"Where we are going has not been decided yet. In any case, we cannot stay at Heaven Dou Royal Academy any longer." Zhang Yang spread his hands helplessly. "The academy exchange talks fell through."

Xiao Wu asked in surprise, "How did they fall through?"

"I'll explain it to you on the way."

Zhang Yang made a round through everyone's rooms, put all the belongings they had left behind into the Storage Soul Tool, then carried Xiao Wu on his back and went after Flender and the others.

After leaving Heaven Dou Royal Academy, everyone stood at the foot of the mountain, feeling utterly lost.

Where should we go next?

Flender thought for a moment and said, "How about this? Let us rest in Heaven Dou City first. As for our next move, we can discuss it afterward."

Outside Heaven Dou City.

Heaven Dou City's walls stood a hundred meters tall, while its main gates were each ten meters high and wide, enough for six riders to pass abreast. The two side gates were also five meters high and wide, presenting a truly magnificent sight.

As everyone arrived at the city gates and prepared to enter, they suddenly spotted a huge, eye-catching notice on the bulletin board.

"Hiring."

"Blue Tyrant Advanced Soul Master Academy is currently hiring the following personnel due to expansion."

"Ten Soul Ancestors of level forty and above."

"Those with higher Soul Power will be given priority. Successful applicants will receive generous compensation."

Seeing the notice, Flender said in surprise, "They have posted recruitment notices all the way out here? Their backing must be considerable. Qin Ming, do you know this Blue Tyrant Academy?"

Qin Ming hurriedly stepped forward. "I know a little. Blue Tyrant Academy is located within Heaven Dou City and occupies an area one-third the size of Royal Academy. It only accepts Commoner students and rejects all nobles. To establish such a large academy inside the city while daring to reject all nobles, its backing must be formidable."

"Very good." Flender smiled and nodded. "I have decided. We will go to Blue Tyrant Academy. Right under Heaven Dou Academy's nose, I will overturn them."

Blue Tyrant Academy's gates were also ten meters tall. The archway, carved from white marble, could not be called extravagant, but it possessed great presence. Eight gilded words were inscribed above it: Blue Tyrant Advanced Soul Master Academy.

Qin Ming went to the recruitment registration office beside the gatehouse, explained their purpose and the circumstances of the eight youths behind him, and a Teacher responsible for reception immediately came over to lead them to the test.

Blue Tyrant Academy stood within the largest stretch of vegetation in Heaven Dou City. Dense Forests could be seen everywhere inside and outside the campus, and many buildings of different functions had been constructed around the academy's large Training Ground.

Before long, the Teacher led the Shrek group to the testing grounds and handed them over to the three Soul Kings responsible for testing.

Blue Tyrant Academy's testing process for prospective Teachers was as follows: first, reveal their Martial Souls to confirm that they met the recruitment requirements; then undergo a Practical Combat Test, choosing one Soul King to fight and lasting ten minutes under his hands to pass.

Flender smiled at once. What was there to test? Come on, brothers, reveal your Martial Souls and show them your Soul Rings.

In an instant, three Soul Emperors, three Soul Sages, a total of thirty-nine Soul Rings, appeared simultaneously before the Teachers responsible for assessment at Blue Tyrant Academy.

The faces of the three Soul Kings before them stiffened. If these great figures had not deliberately restrained their Soul Power Fluctuation, the three of them would have been unable to stand steadily.

"Esteemed seniors, please retract your Martial Souls." The three had clearly become much more respectful.

How could three Soul Kings possibly be qualified to assess this group of Soul Emperors and Soul Sages? They did not dare make the decision themselves and hurriedly led everyone to the dean's residence and office.

The group left the testing grounds and followed a small path beside them toward the rear of the academy. Before long, they entered the Forest on the outskirts of the main campus.

Master asked doubtfully, "Does your Dean not live in the campus area?"

One Soul King explained, "The Dean prefers quiet, so she lives alone in the Forest. The academy's daily affairs are handled by the Teachers. Only major matters need to be reported to the Dean."

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"So that is how it is." Master did not ask anything further, but for some reason, a sense of unease remained in his heart.

Then, what followed became impossible to control.

Before the eyes of the three Soul Kings, three Soul Emperors, three Soul Sages, and Shrek's eight students, Master, who was over fifty years old, was pounced on by a beautiful woman who looked only thirty.

The beautiful woman wore a simple Aokiji cloth dress. Her features were delicate and captivating, her brows and eyes picturesque.

And she was exceedingly fierce.

Such a beautiful woman actually ignored everyone's gazes and directly pounced Master to the ground, making the others around them cry out, "Whoa!"

After a bout of chaos, everyone finally learned who the beautiful woman was.

She was Liu Erlong, Master and Flender's longtime friend, the Horn of Slaughter among the Golden Iron Triangle.

Liu Erlong had a fiery temper. The moment she heard that Heaven Dou Royal Academy had driven out her Eldest Brother Flender and her beloved Yu Xiaogang, she immediately declared, "To hell with Heaven Dou Royal Academy!"

Liu Erlong then immediately announced that Blue Tyrant Academy would be Renamed Shrek Academy. Flender would serve as dean, while she would serve as Vice Dean. Tomorrow, they would convene an assembly of all teachers and students to announce the matter.

Shrek Academy, which had once only been able to operate in a small village outside Suotuo City, had settled in Heaven Dou City in the blink of an eye.

That evening, Liu Erlong laid out a grand banquet and treated the Shrek group lavishly.

Under Liu Erlong's burning gaze, Master found the meal extremely uncomfortable. Once dinner ended, he hurriedly fled with Zhang Yang and Tang San.

In the quiet Forest, Master told his two disciples about what had happened between himself and Liu Erlong.

Tang San listened very seriously. He also connected it to the matter between himself and Xiao Wu, so he deeply empathized and felt extremely conflicted.

Zhang Yang looked sorrowful on the surface, but in truth, he did not take the matter seriously at all.

After all that talking, wasn't it just incest? Wasn't that what Yosuga no Sora and Oreimo were about? Besides, those people were actual siblings. Master and Liu Erlong were only cousins.

Besides, had Master and Liu Erlong really done anything? They had kissed, sure, but anything else was doubtful.

Since that was the case, what the hell was he worrying about?

And the reason marriage between close relatives was forbidden was entirely because it affected the physical condition of their descendants and harmed the health of the people. If the two of them did not do it and did not have children, wouldn't that solve everything?

They could live like a normal married couple. Be sweet when they should be sweet, be loving when they should be loving. If anyone asked, they could just snap, "Our sibling relationship is close. What the hell does that have to do with you?"

Once Liu Erlong's Mother's Love overflowed, they could simply adopt a child. Wouldn't everything be perfect then?

Therefore, unable to bear seeing Master so tangled up any longer, Zhang Yang decided to ease his mind.

"Teacher, what do you plan to do in the future? You have lived so peacefully all these years only because Master's Wife could not find you. Now that we have run straight into her, can you still escape?"

Master's sorrowful expression suddenly froze. "What Master's Wife? Zhang Yang, do not use titles carelessly."

Behind a tree not far from them, a tearful figure could not help but tremble.

"Teacher, you just said that Dean Flender presided over the wedding, and that you and Vice Dean Liu Erlong bowed in marriage under his witness. Since you have already bowed in marriage, if Vice Dean Liu Erlong is not Master's Wife, then what is she?"

Master's tone stiffened. "A union between siblings is not tolerated by the world and is rejected by both men and gods. Even if we bowed in marriage, it was invalid."

"Cousins who had not met in thirty years still count as siblings? Besides, apart from a handful of people, who else knows about the relationship between you and Master's Wife?"

"If outsiders do not know, do we not know ourselves? How can siblings become husband and wife?" Master retorted.

"Then Teacher, do you know why the world does not tolerate unions between siblings?" Zhang Yang asked Master in return, his tone extremely firm.

Master answered fluently, "Because the descendants of sibling unions are often stillborn, mentally disabled, or deformed. Therefore, by both sentiment and propriety, siblings should not unite."

Hearing that, Zhang Yang immediately stepped before Master and said word by word, "Then you and Master's Wife simply should not have children."

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Upon hearing Zhang Yang's words, Master and Liu Erlong in the darkness felt as though they had been struck by enlightenment and froze on the spot.

"Not have children..."

"Not have children..."

As they continued to chew over those words, Zhang Yang added, "As long as you do not have descendants, you and Master's Wife can live entirely like a normal married couple. After all, even if your second uncle came in person, he could not stop siblings from having a close relationship, could he?"

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Master stared blankly at Tang San. His lips trembled, but he was already somewhat unable to speak. Liu Erlong, who had been hiding in the darkness, slowly walked toward the three of them.

Seeing that there was no longer anything else in the two's eyes, Zhang Yang and Tang San silently withdrew.

In the Forest, Tang San pondered his relationship with Xiao Wu and Zhang Yang's words from just now, while Zhang Yang felt as though he had done a good deed, his heart filled with satisfaction.

But just then, the air around them suddenly turned cold. Before Zhang Yang and Tang San, a person clad entirely in green appeared at some unknown time.

Green hair, Green Eyes, Green Nails, and cold, sinister eyes like those of a Poisonous Snake—it was none other than Dugu Bo, whom they had seen during the day.

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