Senior, I Can Ascend Too!
At the headquarters of the Heavenly Demon Sect Headquarters, Bai Qiuran and Tang Ruowei encountered the bored Li Jinyao halfway up the mountain.
"Senior Bai."
When she saw Bai Qiuran, she instantly became happy and greeted Old Bai warmly. Then, she saw Tang Ruowei following behind Bai Qiuran.
The girl was covering her bottom, walking with a limp, her face flushed, and she was glaring at Bai Qiuran in front of her with an embarrassed and annoyed look.
Unbelievable! I considered you a sister, and you beat me to it. Is this really just a fake sisterhood?
This was the first thought that flashed through the mind of the intelligent Miss Li when she saw this scene.
Of course, she wouldn't say that to his face. She just smiled and went to greet him, looking at Tang Ruowei with a feigned surprise. "Huh? Ruowei, what's wrong? Your walking posture is so strange."
Tang Ruowei glared at Bai Qiuran, both embarrassed and annoyed.
"It's him!"
Li Jinyao felt a chill in her heart and looked at Bai Qiuran.
Don't misunderstand.
Bai Qiuran rubbed her index finger and thumb together.
"I was merely letting this insolent little girl experience the authority of her teacher."
Li Jinyao immediately bowed and clasped her hands in greeting to Tang Ruowei.
"Please teach me, sister, how to speak rudely?"
"Ah?"
Tang Ruowei was startled.
"Sister Li, do you also want to get spanked by this old scoundrel?"
"Oh, so it's a spanking..."
Li Jinyao breathed a sigh of relief, then seemed to be deep in thought.
"But wait, this doesn't seem so bad?"
Tang Ruowei looked at Li Jinyao in shock.
"I'll talk to you about this when I have time."
Bai Qiuran waved to Li Jinyao.
"Where is your sect's Grand Elder? I need to discuss something with him."
"Our grandmaster is drinking and fishing on the back mountain."
Li Jinyao immediately said, "I'll take you there."
Without even asking Bai Qiuran's purpose, the girl betrayed her own grandmaster.
She led Bai Qiuran and Tang Ruowei to a secluded clearing behind the Heavenly Demon Sect. Huangfu Feng was there, his face flushed, limbs spread out, lying on the ground in a starfish position, with several empty wine jars beside him, indicating that he was completely drunk.
"You actually touched me even more than I did?"
Upon seeing this, Li Jinyao's eyebrows furrowed, and she walked directly up to Huangfu Feng, grabbed her by the collar, and slapped her grandmaster twice across the face.
Tang Ruowei glanced at Li Jinyao with envy, then secretly looked at Bai Qiuran beside her.
Don't overthink it, you have no chance.
Bai Qiuran calmly said, "If you dare to imitate Jinyao, I'll hang you from that tree by the courtyard gate and beat you."
Tang Ruowei was so frightened that she quickly shook her head.
Over there, Huangfu Feng, who had been slapped twice by Li Jinyao, also sobered up. Li Jinyao's slaps were imbued with True Essence, while slapping him, also penetrated Huangfu Feng's body, dispelling some of the alcohol fumes.
He opened his sleepy, drunken eyes and asked, "It's Jinyao. What do you want?"
"Elder Huangfu has a really good temper."
Seeing this, Tang Ruowei couldn't help but sigh, "Looking at the entire Cultivation World, perhaps only the Jade-Faced Buddha of the Heavenly Saint Buddhist Sect can compare to him."
"After all, they've only produced rebellious students."
After thinking for Bai Qiuran replied, "If I had a bad temper, I'd probably be dead from anger by now."
Over there, seeing the Grand Elder awaken, Li Jinyao replied somewhat irritably, "The Heavenly Demon Sect has just escaped the demonic calamity and is in dire need of rebuilding. You, the Grand Elder, are here stealing half a day of leisure. What a fine example."
"Isn't this with you and Lingyun?"
Huangfu Feng spoke with conviction.
"What's the point of teaching apprentices if they're not here to slack off? Apprentices are there to work for their masters."
"Joke."
Li Jinyao put her hands on her hips and sneered, "I won't take the blame for my master!"
"That's because you're awesome."
Huangfu Feng said matter-of-factly, "Who told Lingyun to be so useless? She can't beat you, and you can't even control her?"
In just a few words, the master Disciple's Grand-disciple vividly portrayed the fickle and cold situation of the Heavenly Demon Sect Master.
"Sect Master Ji is truly in a pitiful state."
Tang Ruowei sighed again, "She has elderly parents to care for and young children to raise. If the elderly are dissolute, she can't control the children either. The pressure must be immense. No wonder she always has such a violent temper, like she wants to kill someone... If it were me, I'd probably have gone crazy by now."
"People like this are just missing someone like Jueyunzi."
Bai Qiuran wholeheartedly agreed.
"Ji Lingyun, without Jueyunzi's occasional teasing and provocations to vent her frustrations, she probably wouldn't survive."
For the sake of lasting friendship between the two sects, let's exchange greetings from now on. Every two months, let Jueyunzi come to the gate of the Heavenly Demon Sect, put on a show, and scold Ji Lingyun.
Bai Qiuran thought to herself.
"Don't faint."
On the other side, Li Jinyao urged Huangfu Feng, "Senior Bai wants to see you about something."
"Yo."
Huangfu Feng then noticed Bai Qiuran and Tang Ruowei standing to the side. He quickly circulated his True Essence to completely dispel the alcohol fumes from his body, then walked towards the two of them, asking, "Sword Ancestor, you're here. What do you need me for?"
Bai Qiuran didn't mince words with him and went straight to the point. "You, have you been thinking about Ascension lately?"
"Ah?"
Huangfu Feng asked in surprise, "Why is the Sword Ancestor asking this?"
"Never mind me, just tell me if you want to Ascension?"
Bai Qiuran put her arm around his shoulder, took two steps to the side, and coaxed, "Let me tell you, in the Cultivation World now, apart from that shameless Zhu Feng in our sect, you can't find any opponents, right? You know all about that guy's methods, and you should be tired of fighting him by now, right? And you've tasted all kinds of Cultivation World over the years, haven't you?"
That's right.
Huangfu Feng nodded in deep agreement.
Don't you want to find some new excitement?
Bai Qiuran winked and said, "Look, there are definitely other kinds of Immortal Wine in the Immortal Realm, and there's no shortage of powerful beings. You'd only be a junior if you went up there. You're Ascension now, isn't that awesome?"
"It's great."
Huangfu Feng nodded in agreement, a hint of Longing in his eyes.
"Then what are we waiting for?"
Bai Qiuran urged, "One-click Ascension, double-click for 666, the strong await you in the Immortal Realm!"
"Ah, that's great... no, wait."
At the last moment, Huangfu Feng shook his head vigorously.
"Sword Ancestor, it's true that I really want to go to the Immortal Realm, but I can't right now."
Why?
Bai Qiuran asked.
"The disaster has just ended, I have to stay here."
Huangfu Feng replied, "Even if I drink and slack off every day, I still need to let the sect disciples and the people of Northern Abyss know that I, Huangfu Feng, am staying here. For at least twenty years, I can't go anywhere else."
Upon Bai Qiuran released his shoulder.
He forgot that these were just troublemakers to him, guys he always disciplined and disciplined, but in their respective regions of the Ten Lands of Jiuzhou, they were actually like flag bearers.
There are only two Mahayana Stage experts, so similarly, Zhu Feng cannot leave the Azure Nether Sword Sect now.
Before You Meiqiao grew up to be able to stand on her own, Su Xiangxue was even more inseparable from the Hehuan Sect.
"Sword Ancestor."
Seeing Bai Qiuran's somewhat conflicted expression, Huangfu Feng asked, "You asked me whether or not Ascension. Is there some unspeakable reason for your reluctance?"
"Yes."
Bai Qiuran, no longer bothering to hide it, said directly, "For certain reasons, I want to go to the Immortal Realm. You know my situation; I need someone who can Ascension to take me there."
"Oh, then it's me!"
Before Huangfu Feng could speak, Li Jinyao jumped up and raised her hand, saying, "Senior, senior, I can Ascension too!"