Doomsday Traveler
Chapter 3

This Thing Loves Anal Excavation

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Those Hyenas really looked just like proctologists from my past life, cackling "jie jie jie jie" as if echoing each other.

They were chasing closely, and their bite force was no joke, definitely not ordinary Hyenas like the ones I saw in my past life.

The woman retreated into the villa and locked the door. Immediately after, Lu Xi'an heard "dong dong" sounds of banging on the door. Then, there was a cracking sound from the door, and the lock area was pried open from the outside, revealing a hole.

The Hyenas outside bared their teeth, grabbed the lock area with their jaws, and tore at it, ripping the lock area apart and barging in.

These Hyenas had extraordinary intelligence too!

Fortunately, the woman had a gun. She immediately fired two shots, "bang bang," killing the Hyena at the front.

However, these ferocious beasts, which should have been isolated from humans in the wild, seemed to have already witnessed firearms and were not afraid at all. The Hyenas behind them directly leaped over their fallen comrade and continued to pounce on the woman.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

The woman retreated while firing. Her marksmanship was incredibly accurate. Even in such extreme danger, she managed to remain calm and kill two more of the pouncing Hyenas.

She retreated to the edge of the sofa, where she had already prepared. She directly threw away the iron bucket, placed her hands on the sofa, and vaulted over it, using it as a barrier.

"Sorry, these things surrounded me, so I could only flee this way."

She didn't look back at Lu Xi'an upstairs, speaking as she continued to confront the Hyenas.

This was the longest sentence Lu Xi'an had heard her say.

Damn it, you're quite polite!

Lu Xi'an curled his lips and said, "It's fine. Be careful, these things like to anal-attack."

Then he saw the woman's body seem to tense up.

Seeing a Hyena jump in again through the window the woman had broken earlier, about to surround her, he made a decisive call and said, "You retreat up here, it's easier to defend here."

The woman's marksmanship was far superior to his. If it were him, he would have probably died downstairs already.

But now, there were too many Hyenas. No matter how good the woman's aim was, surrounded on all sides, one person with one gun was useless.

These Hyenas were fearless. If the woman died, Lu Xi'an didn't know if he could repel the Hyenas after wasting all his bullets.

Therefore, this woman could not die.

Lu Xi'an was certain.

He didn't want to be anal-attacked.

The woman reacted quickly. Hearing Lu Xi'an's words, she retreated directly towards the stairs.

She fired a few more shots, "bang bang," retreating to the top of the stairs. She had just finished her bullets. She ejected the empty magazine, inserted a new one, and continued to shoot at the approaching Hyenas.

She actually had two magazines.

"Give me the empty magazine!"

Lu Xi'an said from the top of the stairs.

The woman continued to retreat upstairs, not daring to hesitate. As instructed, she tossed the empty magazine backward.

Lu Xi'an caught it and confirmed. The magazine's style was different, but the bullet caliber was the same. He immediately got to work, taking out the Pistol bullets from Doggy's saddlebag and loading them into the magazine.

"Bang bang bang bang..."

The woman retreated while firing. By the time she reached the top of the stairs, the bullets in her gun were also finished.

"Here."

Lu Xi'an handed the refilled magazine to the woman.

The woman was slightly stunned and said, "Thank you."

Then she immediately took it and replaced the magazine.

There were already several dead Hyenas at the top of the stairs. Some of their bodies lay on the stairs, while others had slid down, but they still couldn't stop the Hyena pack's crazed charge.

However, Lu Xi'an and the woman cooperated, one loading magazines, the other shooting, guarding the bottleneck of the stairwell. The dogs couldn't get up for the time being.

The woman didn't shoot carelessly after receiving the new ammunition. She remained cautious, just like before, aiming for the Hyenas' vital points.

Good, she knows how to conserve bullets.

In this world, being thrifty was a good habit. Lu Xi'an felt that this woman was excellent in some aspects, just like himself. Not bad.

After several more Hyenas paid the price, the pack of beasts finally stopped their reckless suicidal charges.

They lingered downstairs, staring at the two upstairs, while some went elsewhere, searching for other ways to get up.

However, the height of the second floor was such that even humans couldn't climb up, let alone four-legged animals?

The situation thus entered a stalemate.

Only then did Lu Xi'an and the woman have the time to observe each other.

However, Lu Xi'an looked openly, while the woman peeked out of the corner of her eye.

The closer the woman got, the more exquisite and alluring she appeared. The roughness on her cheeks, slightly reddened from long-term exposure to wind and sun, became more distinct. Her somewhat chapped lips parted slightly as she panted, her chest, outlined by the tight black tank top, heaving with each breath.

A bit eye-catching.

But Lu Xi'an could control his gaze.

"I'm Lu Xi'an. What's your name?"

He asked.

The woman immediately retracted her peripheral vision, pretending not to look at him.

As for his question, she had no intention of answering.

However, the sudden shift in her usually calm eyes, which had just revealed a hint of something, still allowed Lu Xi'an to perceive a certain emotion in the woman.

This woman seemed to be a little jealous all of a sudden.

She looked at him, but what could she be jealous of?

The answer was obvious, and Lu Xi'an chuckled.

After handing the woman the filled magazine, he said, "Are you planning to get gasoline with that metal bucket? Do you have a car?

"If you have a car, give me a ride when we travel in the future. I can trade you some Cold Cream for it. It's for skin care, see how soft my face is."

His skin was indeed very soft, so soft it made the woman jealous.

But this wasn't actually the Cold Cream's doing.

His skin was quite good even before he transmigrated. It had been almost a year since he transmigrated, and he had traveled from south to north, enduring a lot of wind, sun, rain, and exposure, yet his skin remained unaffected.

Perhaps it was his exceptional talent.

However, he did have Cold Cream. He had bought it from Wanhu Village, the one he had written "Ten Thousand Corpses Village" about in his diary. It was a whole box, still new, so it was clean and moist, not dried out, and completely usable.

Perhaps because it looked white and clean and was in cream form, this Cold Cream shared the same name as a certain product from his previous life, and its use was the same.

However, Lu Xi'an didn't use it carelessly. He saved it to prevent dry cracking of the skin on important parts like his hands and feet in extreme weather.

In extreme weather, if his hands were severely affected, it would impact his grip. His feet were even more so, affecting his ability to walk and, at critical moments, his ability to escape.

Therefore, the appearance of this item was quite significant to Lu Xi'an.

But right now, it wasn't as useful as having a car.

The woman frowned, seemingly a little displeased, and still didn't speak.

This woman didn't seem good at hiding her thoughts.

Lu Xi'an could tell from the woman's expression that she was very unhappy with his smugness. Her silence and frown seemed to say: Let's get through the current crisis first before talking about anything else, stop the nonsense!

She didn't retort.

It seemed the woman really did have a car.

Lu Xi'an had gathered the information he wanted and achieved his goal, so he stopped wasting words.

He and the woman waited quietly together, wanting to see how long the pack of Hyenas downstairs would hold out.

His willpower was excellent, and the woman's willpower seemed to be quite good too. She could still muster energy as the sun began to set in the west.

These Hyenas' willpower was truly something! Damn it!

Feeling the discomfort caused by hunger and dehydration, Lu Xi'an immediately returned to the bedroom and took out two bottles of water and two packs of Instant Noodles.

He knew very well that at such a critical moment, he couldn't be stingy with these things. If the woman collapsed from exhaustion, he would be in trouble too.

So, he generously unscrewed the cap of a bottle of water and placed it beside the woman. He also tore open the packaging of the Instant Noodles and handed them over, saying, "Here."

The water was from the tap downstairs. The Instant Noodles were scavenged from the bodies of the Wolf Gang members he had killed when he was in Mo Zhou City.

"Thanks."

The woman's words became brief again as she started eating the Instant Noodles.

As for the bottle of water, she didn't seem to intend to touch it.

But the dryness of her lips and the sound of her voice clearly indicated to Lu Xi'an that she was very thirsty.

Lu Xi'an finished his own pack of Instant Noodles. Instead of opening the other bottle of water, he picked up the one on the floor whose cap was already open. He took a big gulp, "Gulp, gulp," and then handed it back to the woman, "Here."

The woman froze for a moment. She finally took the water, tilted her head back, and drank greedily.

After putting down the empty bottle, she licked her lips with her now slightly reddened tongue before finally speaking to Lu Xi'an, "My name is Yao Wei."

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