Honghuang: I Cause Havoc on the Three Sects, You're Not Splitting the Family Anymore?
Chapter 6

Prehistoric World: I've Wreaked Havoc on the Three Religions, Aren't You Going to Split Up?

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Yun Xiao, the eldest of the San Xiao, stepped forward to explain.

"Junior Brother, we sisters observed that Senior Brother Xuandū comprehended a divine ability thanks to your pill."

"The three of us have also been stuck at a bottleneck for a long time, so we've come to ask for three pills. Would Junior Brother be willing to oblige?"

Even as she spoke, she grew a little embarrassed.

After all, she was supposed to be his senior sister.

To show up for the first time asking for pills felt somewhat improper.

She noticed the breach of etiquette herself and quickly added, "If there's ever anything you need from us three senior sisters, just say the word."

Xuan Dan, however, simply placed three pills directly into Yun Xiao's hand, his expression utterly serious.

"You are all my good senior sisters—no need to stand on ceremony."

He waved his hand grandly, displaying more than enough generosity.

This drew murmurs of praise from the fellow disciples nearby.

The San Xiao were deeply moved as well.

"Junior Brother truly values friendship—he's an excellent person."

"If anyone dares to bully Junior Brother from now on, they'll have the San Xiao to answer to."

"Junior Brother smells so good... I'm almost drooling."

At the same time, the system's voice suddenly rang out in Xuan Dan's mind.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for gifting three Tianxin Pills to others, receiving a random reward!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for a critical reward hit! Obtained: Low-grade Innate Spiritual Root: Star Tree Sapling, Mysterious Sun Pill Recipe, 100,000 Years of Cultivation!]

Chapter 5: Ruthlessly Ruffle the Loli San Xiao!

The sudden critical hit of fortune left Xuan Dan a little dazed.

He turned to look at his three good senior sisters with an even more sincere gaze.

Low-grade Innate Spiritual Root: Star Tree Sapling, Mysterious Sun Pill Recipe, 100,000 Years of Cultivation.

All were stored in the system space.

When he had free time, he could inject the 100,000 Years of Cultivation into his body, saving himself a hundred millennia of bitter training.

Meanwhile, after receiving the Tianxin Pills, Yun Xiao distributed them directly to her two younger sisters.

Feeling the medicinal power contained within the pills, they couldn't help but show expressions of surprise.

"As expected of Junior Brother, who transformed from a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir—to possess such talent in the Dao of Alchemy."

"If Uncle-Master Taiqing knew Junior Brother had this kind of talent, he would surely be delighted."

"No wonder the pills Junior Brother refines are so fragrant."

The San Xiao were all quite straightforward in temperament, and they swallowed the pills directly.

Right there in front of Xuan Dan's Mansion, they sat cross-legged, intending to comprehend a divine ability.

This move immediately startled Xuan Dan.

But after seeing the calm reactions of the other fellow disciples, he relaxed.

He had originally thought the Prehistoric World was full of deceit and scheming.

That seclusion should be taken in the most hidden place possible.

But he had forgotten that now the Three Pure Ones were harmonious, and the Xuan Sect was united in friendship.

When cultivating on Kunlun Mountain, if one had an epiphany, one could comprehend the Dao on the spot.

If fellow disciples were nearby, they would even come of their own accord to guard the path.

What did it mean to say the Three Pure Ones were not divided, that the Xuan Sect was one big family!

Countless gazes converged on the San Xiao.

But then, the bodies of the San Xiao began to change, shrinking.

The gauze skirts they wore were also magical artifacts, so they naturally changed along with them.

Yun Xiao, who had originally been like a mature, gentle older sister, turned into a loli.

Her skin was fair, her eyes jet-black, and her small frame exuded the gentle, refined aura of a well-bred young lady—combined with her appearance, it gave a rather amusing contrast of a little person with a big personality.

Bi Xiao had always been the lively, unrestrained little sister.

After turning into a loli, her brows and eyes carried even more playfulness, highlighting her cleverness.

Qiong Xiao had a steady, gentle disposition, like a mild-mannered woman.

When the medicinal effect took hold, she was already less than one and a half meters tall, wearing an immortal's skirt with a smile on her face.

She fully displayed her unique classical charm.

The sudden turn of events left the fellow disciples present utterly dumbfounded.

Xuandan furrowed his brow slightly, sensing something off about the gazes fixed on him, and promptly retreated behind the crowd.

Golden Horn, ever blunt, spoke his mind without restraint.

"Senior Brother Xuandu turned into a loli after taking that pill before... This pill's gotta be poison, right? Eat it and you turn into a loli?!"

The stares aimed at Xuandan grew even stranger.

Green Ox turned back to look at his junior brother's adorable little boy appearance.

Then he glanced at the loli forms of the Three Senior Sisters, a meaningful smile creeping across his face.

Everyone present pulled out their Memory Stones, ready to capture this priceless moment.

A full hundred years had passed, and Xuandan hadn't expected his fellow disciples' gossip addiction to run so deep.

Even after all that time, not a single one had left.

He was just about to turn back and continue his cultivation when—

Boom!!!

Overwhelming Magic Power surged in all directions.

The Three Senior Sisters simultaneously erupted with a formidable pressure.

Chi Jingzi, who had been watching the spectacle, was left utterly stunned.

"All three junior sisters are breaking through to Golden Immortal at once?!"

Above the heavens, the boundless River of Time manifested, stretching across infinity.

Three phantom figures, nearly identical to the Three Senior Sisters, leaped forth from the river.

The phantoms descended from the endless heights, merging into their Primordial Spirits.

This sight left countless Xuan Sect disciples nearby frozen in shock.

Golden Horn suddenly spoke, his tone lingering.

"This Humble Daoist recalls that Senior Brother Xuandu also comprehended a divine ability after taking this pill."

"And now, the three senior sisters eat the pill and immediately attain the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit?"

"Could it be that this pill's enlightenment truly is that potent?"

At this moment, Xuandan felt the gazes on him shift once more.

They changed from looks reserved for a pervert to burning, fervent stares.

They couldn't help but fantasize inwardly.

If they could beg for a single Tianxin Pill, would they too advance in cultivation or comprehend a divine ability?

But Silver Horn Boy picked up the thread and continued.

"It's just... the side effect of turning into a loli doesn't seem to be reversible."

His clear words reached everyone's ears.

Their inner thoughts instantly became tangled with hesitation.

"Right, turning into a loli—that'd be social death on Kunlun Mountain."

"But the pill's effects are... really hard to refuse."

"Hmph, such a disgraceful loss of face—This Humble Daoist couldn't bear it."

Just as the Male Immortals were wavering, each lost in their own thoughts—

The female immortals saw the current state of the Three Senior Sisters and their eyes lit up.

By now, the Three Senior Sisters had stabilized their auras and approached Xuandan.

They too noticed their current condition.

But unlike Xuandu before them, they weren't particularly bothered.

Turning into a loli was social death for Xuandu.

For the Three Senior Sisters, it was just becoming a bit younger.

Xuandan looked at the three little lolis of different styles standing before him.

A strange feeling stirred within him.

Almost on impulse, he reached out and pinched the cheeks of the Three Senior Sisters.

Soft and smooth, with a jelly-like bounce.

The Three Senior Sisters were all taken aback—since their transformation, no one had ever pinched their faces like this!

Yun Xiao's face flushed bright red. Her small hand grabbed Xuandan's large one and pulled it down.

"Junior Brother, a girl's face isn't something you can just touch casually, you know."

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